Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax.

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Where's that confounded bridge?

Hideous Lump, Saturday, 4 July 2020 05:43 (ten months ago) link

Take off the fruit, but guard the seed!

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 4 July 2020 05:59 (ten months ago) link

there's a dog loose in the woods!

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 4 July 2020 06:09 (ten months ago) link

denigrating this luxury avenue

assert (MatthewK), Saturday, 4 July 2020 06:32 (ten months ago) link

three weeks pass...

"He was a very special man, an American Patriot, and great friend...I just got off..."

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 30 July 2020 23:34 (nine months ago) link


Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 July 2020 23:35 (nine months ago) link

"Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy"

XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Thursday, 30 July 2020 23:38 (nine months ago) link

"We begin bombing in five minutes"

Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 July 2020 23:41 (nine months ago) link

“Balloon knot!”

calstars, Friday, 31 July 2020 12:09 (nine months ago) link

Hands, face, space

Portsmouth Bubblejet, Friday, 31 July 2020 12:30 (nine months ago) link


akm, Friday, 31 July 2020 17:26 (nine months ago) link

two months pass...

Ah, middle age.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 17 October 2020 11:16 (seven months ago) link

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