another maniacal Armond White review, this time "Fahrenheit 9/11"

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Moments like this are what Arm0nd lives for...

https://www.nationalreview.com/2020/07/review-hamilton-lin-manuel-miranda-monument-political-egotism/

Disney’s presentation of the Broadway blockbuster Hamilton marks a curious cultural turning point: The most heralded production in recent Broadway history has not been adapted into a movie — it’s a digital video recording of a 2016 stage performance — because it has to live up to its hype as an exclusive Broadway event. Hamilton’s celebration by elite media cadres contradicts the essence of cinema as an emotionally intense, unifying popular art form. This version happens at, literally, an emotional and intellectual distance.

Lin-Manuel Miranda conceived a treatment of the life of Alexander Hamilton, one of the Founding Fathers and the first secretary of the Treasury of the United States, to be a showcase of Broadway theater diversity. He followed legendary impresario Joseph Papp’s idea of multicultural, non-traditional performance that broadened the Western theatrical canon by asserting America’s ethnic variety (Papp’s gimmicky casting of Shakespeare in the Park productions). Hamilton recast American history as a racial gimmick: The white Founding Fathers are portrayed by black and Latino actors — an obtuse means of reclaiming American history not for “everyone” but for us vs. them.

This literal narrowcasting is ideological. Miranda first presented his show in 2015, during the second term of Barack Obama’s presidency, in observance of that era’s arrogant sense of new social authority — and the vanity Miranda no doubt felt as a Puerto-Rican theater aspirant finally finding a niche. Miranda uses hip-hop musical idioms in Hamilton according to the same specious perception of Obama’s identity as African American, or black, rather than as bi-racial. (There are allusions to Hamilton’s own cloudy background.) This novelty pretended to speak for non-white America, and in Disney’s video intro Miranda says, “It’s about how history remembers and how that changes over time.” That’s a theater hustler’s demagoguery.

Hamilton’s topsy-turvy spectacle recalls the racial reversal Jean Genet originated in The Blacks (1959), only Genet’s overt political intent (his mockery of colonial racism) is subsumed by the energy of hip-hop and its superficial polemics. Musical-theater people are squares who, adept at their own rich traditions, never get the gist of such pop music as rhythm & blues, rock & roll, disco, or hip-hop. They don’t know the hip-hop genre’s great artists Public Enemy, Biggie Smalls, The Geto Boys, Son of Bazerk of De La Soul. What you hear in Miranda’s Hamilton is ersatz hip-hop, which easily won over critics and audiences already in denial that Obama was bi-racial and eager to accept Miranda’s blackface revision of American history.

Miranda’s cynicism automatically dismisses the idea of a show about Pan-African or Puerto-Rican history. (The Boriqueneers to match Gilbert and Sullivan’s The Gondoliers?) Instead, the concept behind Hamilton — to make its squareness seem hip — is to sell the American Revolution in updated, anachronistic, slangy terms that will appeal to notions of revolution spouted by hip-hop’s most naive adherents. That would include the “fundamentally transform America” Obama admirers. (There’s even a pro-DACA song. Is there anyone waiting to see this show who is not a dyed-in-the-wool Obama liberal?)

Let’s include hip-hop haters who deplore the genre’s inherent youthful impudence, sensuality, and déclassé roots. Miranda’s music and lyrics most closely resemble the speed-rap of white rapper Eminem — a neurotic, distorted appropriation of hip-hop’s blues and reggae source. Miranda chooses a vernacular that betrays black expression every bit as much as a smoothly duplicitous, over-educated politician does. This linguistic jumble accounts for the play’s expository rather than dramatic nature. We watch Hamilton (played by Miranda) come to 18th-century America and enter the early political fray where he meets his ultimate nemesis Aaron Burr (Leslie Odom, Jr.) no differently than an episode of MTV’s Wild and Out.

The show alternates between battle-rap encounters and minstrel-style solos. Thankfully, the appearance of the Schuyler Sisters (Phillipa Soo, Renee Elise Goldsberry, Jasmine Cephus Jones), as women Hamilton and Burr engage on their journey toward historical destiny, offers vocal variety — always sung with genuine loveliness and persuasion. But even the Schuyler sisters, cast as three ethnically different, miscegenated phenotypes (Asian, black, Latin), perpetuate Miranda’s unceasing fake hip-hop and race-and-politics trickery. The show’s non-traditional casting obsession clashes with the limitations of today’s nutty progressivism that says actors can no longer pretend to be who they are not.

Hamilton’s race confusion hits unignorable dead-ends. Miranda’s unprepossessing lead performance depends on whiny hectoring, rather than brainy charisma; the role needs a star, and this film doesn’t have one. As England’s King George (Jonathan Groff), the single white performer diverts from hip-hop, reprising snide, Alanis Morissette-style pop as a foppish queer stereotype. Such trite characterization oversimplifies political history. Burr’s “Smile more/Don’t let them know what you’re against/Or what you’re for” flatters today’s cynicism about politics — politics has replaced movies as everyone’s expertise.

“No one really knows how the game is played,” Burr raps in “The Room Where It Happened,” the elites’ anthem that John Bolton chose as the title for his latest memoir. The song’s actually about deceit and disloyalty (the “Click—Boom!” line implying deadly threat). Something this odious also needs a star, a Sammy Davis, Jr., to pull it off but not sullen, grinning Odom. Odom’s Burr, who kills Hamilton in American history’s most famous duel, is another dark-skinned villain — like Taye Diggs’s evil landlord in Rent — who here personifies the insidious racism that even Broadway liberals keep hidden behind their public pandering.

By comparison, both Jesus Christ Superstar and Godspell were modest about their subjects. Miranda’s ode to power pretends Hamilton’s drive is psychological insight and idolizes political chicanery the same as the Steven Spielberg–Tony Kushner Lincoln. Shameless Act Two features one song describing “a grace too powerful to name/We push away the unimaginable/Forgiveness. Can you imagine?” It proposes a humanism that is gone from the culture Hamilton represents; that’s why the scene and that song are weak. The show’s celebration of ruthlessness is seen as its justification — that 2008 idea of worshipping the purported political brilliance of an obnoxious individual.

Director Thomas Kail inserts a few bird’s-eye-views but never offers a single expressive image (Spike Lee’s film of the stage play Passing Strange was shot more effectively, and Julie Taymor’s visually wondrous A Midsummer Night’s Dream is the best unreleased American movie of the past ten years). This is not a film but an official preservation. It’s a great irony that Disney’s Hamilton streaming comes at a time of historical ignorance when institutional leaders, politicians, and media all condone the tearing down of history. Miranda’s vainglorious Hamilton edifice amounts to the same thing.

Get the point? Good, let's dance with nunchaku. (Eric H.), Friday, 3 July 2020 18:43 (three years ago) link

(Also, evidently, pretty much everyone I follow actively tweeting today, but I blame Twitter for that.)

Get the point? Good, let's dance with nunchaku. (Eric H.), Friday, 3 July 2020 18:44 (three years ago) link

I suppose it was inevitable that Armond would write something I agree with. (Not just about the repellent politics of the show but this, more than anything: "Musical-theater people are squares who, adept at their own rich traditions, never get the gist of such pop music as rhythm & blues, rock & roll, disco, or hip-hop.")

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 3 July 2020 19:13 (three years ago) link

I've never given a shit about Hamilton, sounds horrible -- and I read every shitty bio of the Framers.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 3 July 2020 19:40 (three years ago) link

It was annoying me how much I agree with what is otherwise just Armond's excuse for taking yet another tired shot at Obama.

A White, White Gay (cryptosicko), Friday, 3 July 2020 20:06 (three years ago) link

(let me be very clear in reiterating that Armond White is still a horrible piece of shit)

A White, White Gay (cryptosicko), Friday, 3 July 2020 20:08 (three years ago) link

That this was going to be the moment of massive backlash against Hamilton was written in the stars.

Get the point? Good, let's dance with nunchaku. (Eric H.), Friday, 3 July 2020 22:44 (three years ago) link

that Passing Strange show video'd by Spike is marvelous

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Friday, 3 July 2020 22:59 (three years ago) link

It was annoying me how much I agree with what is otherwise just Armond's excuse for taking yet another tired shot at Obama.

― A White, White Gay (cryptosicko), Friday, 3 July 2020 20:06 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

(let me be very clear in reiterating that Armond White is still a horrible piece of shit)

― A White, White Gay (cryptosicko), Friday, 3 July 2020 20:08 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

OTM although it interests me more than it annoys me. Regardless of several specious aspects that review is interesting, as someone who has never seen nor will ever see Hamilton.

Heavy Messages (jed_), Saturday, 4 July 2020 00:55 (three years ago) link

"the same specious perception of Obama’s identity as African American, or black, rather than as bi-racial"

he's trying to redefine someone else's identity?

Dan S, Saturday, 4 July 2020 01:16 (three years ago) link

don't like that review, or any other of his

Dan S, Saturday, 4 July 2020 01:23 (three years ago) link

“Agree” with Armond insomuch as I think Hamilton sucks but jfc that review is stupid.

turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Saturday, 4 July 2020 02:24 (three years ago) link

Instead, the concept behind Hamilton — to make its squareness seem hip — is to sell the American Revolution in updated, anachronistic, slangy terms that will appeal to notions of revolution spouted by hip-hop’s most naive adherents.

They don’t know the hip-hop genre’s great artists Public Enemy, Biggie Smalls, The Geto Boys

Ah yes, two great groups famous for their belief in reasonable, incremental reforms from working within the system.

turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Saturday, 4 July 2020 02:34 (three years ago) link

all the good points AW makes were all made at the time of the original musical's release here at a time when very few were willing to hear it (and no despite the URL it's not a n*th*n r*b*ns*n oiece) and without the conservative nonsense

https://www.currentaffairs.org/2016/07/you-should-be-terrified-that-people-who-like-hamilton-run-our-country

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Saturday, 4 July 2020 07:12 (three years ago) link

seems like awful pish for the blathering class

specific fry such as scampo (||||||||), Saturday, 4 July 2020 08:04 (three years ago) link

I would say that now in 2020, 4 years after that (very good) Current Affairs piece was written, that there are still depressingly few willing to even acknowledge the existence of, let alone listen to and ruminate at length on, the multitude of obnoxious and problematic things about Hamilton. So hackneyed right wing trolling aside I don't have a problem with AW or anyone else reiterating them.

Sabre of Paradise (trevor phillips), Saturday, 4 July 2020 09:02 (three years ago) link

its justification — that 2008 idea of worshipping the purported political brilliance of an obnoxious individual.

Imagine writing this sentence in 2020.

turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Saturday, 4 July 2020 19:15 (three years ago) link

I would say that now in 2020, 4 years after that (very good) Current Affairs piece was written, that there are still depressingly few willing to even acknowledge the existence of, let alone listen to and ruminate at length on, the multitude of obnoxious and problematic things about Hamilton. So hackneyed right wing trolling aside I don't have a problem with AW or anyone else reiterating them.

― Sabre of Paradise (trevor phillips), Saturday, July 4, 2020 5:02 AM (fourteen hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

OTM

Armond's best review since Get Out.

flappy bird, Saturday, 4 July 2020 23:13 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

It's Dylan's Trump album, a brilliant warning to cancel culture. https://t.co/F7WI73CMqu @bobdylan @realDonaldTrump #RoughandRowdyWays #MurderMostFoul @billboard

— armond white (@3xchair) July 24, 2020

“Murder Most Foul” offers a cultural and moral history lesson that Black Lives/Antifa don’t know, a lesson that the movement’s enablers — those desperate, still agnostic Sixties liberals — conveniently disregard. That’s why even Dylan’s devout followers are in denial about the obvious contemporary allusion in “Murder Most Foul.” It is clearly a Trump song, an epic poem that summarizes the self-annihilating resentment amassed in the anger of Trump Derangement Syndrome.

Consider how Dylan’s “Key West (Philosopher Pirate)” song references pirate radio stations — the alternative media we all long for in the wake of Silicon Valley’s shadow-banning conservative speech.

... (Eazy), Sunday, 26 July 2020 15:50 (three years ago) link

I ... don't know who to root for in this round.

Get the point? Good, let's dance with nunchaku. (Eric H.), Sunday, 26 July 2020 17:00 (three years ago) link

Uh, wasn't "Murder Most Foul" pulled from the vaults? Was it even recorded after Trump started running? I thought he cut most of this record in 2013.

flappy bird, Sunday, 26 July 2020 23:15 (three years ago) link

“Murder Most Foul” is significant to me. Dylan’s troubadour sorrow is in touch with our own, it feels like a song for this moment

but “the self-annihilating resentment amassed in the anger of Trump Derangement Syndrome”, “the alternative media we all long for in the wake of Silicon Valley’s shadow-banning conservative speech”...fuck off

Dan S, Sunday, 26 July 2020 23:41 (three years ago) link

I said the soul of a nation has been torn away
And it's beginning to go into a slow decay
And it's 36 hours past Judgment Day

Dan S, Monday, 27 July 2020 00:43 (three years ago) link

Play Ben Shapiro
Play Bari Weiss

... (Eazy), Monday, 27 July 2020 02:20 (three years ago) link

from Pitchfork review....

“The size of your cock will get you nowhere,” he grumbles to a sworn enemy, who might be death itself, in “Black Rider.”

Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 July 2020 04:17 (three years ago) link

How Taylor Swift's Folklore album leads the BLM/Antifa Folklore Wars. https://t.co/eYNyPtueDM @taylorswift13 #Folklore pic.twitter.com/HqSuEGljM2

— armond white (@3xchair) July 29, 2020

A Bob Dole conservative might be surprised that anodyne romanticism can be so threatening, but conservatives today had better beware of the dangers presented by the Folklore War and its deceptive consensus. Consider Folklore the 1619 Project of pop music.

... (Eazy), Wednesday, 29 July 2020 22:43 (three years ago) link

even by his low worst standards that's lazy stuff

the quar on drugs (Simon H.), Wednesday, 29 July 2020 23:24 (three years ago) link

this is funny? i guess? also sad, and dumb.
https://www.nationalreview.com/2020/07/antifa-films-25-movies-that-turned-generation-into-nihilistic-anarchists/

ian, Friday, 7 August 2020 00:27 (three years ago) link

Gus Van Sant’s homoerotic version of academic class war between Boston Southies and Cambridge preppies turned a Horatio Alger story into a Howard Zinn movie.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 7 August 2020 00:31 (three years ago) link

Vertigo - "Hitchcock’s most obsessive love story became a how-to manual for “people who are not sure who they are but who are busy reconstructing themselves and each other to fit a kind of social ideal.”"

come on

Dan S, Friday, 7 August 2020 00:35 (three years ago) link

vertigo undoubtedly a huge influence on the antifa generation

turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Friday, 7 August 2020 00:41 (three years ago) link

The Harry Potter films (2001–2011): The dullest, most inept franchise in Hollywood history was not harmless; it served to subvert C. S. Lewis and Christian Sunday School parables

i'm shocked this is the worst he can think to say about harry potter - seems like a line is missing. was he in such a rush that he seriously couldn't squeeze an obama dig in there? something about "teaching kids to worship a charismatic magician-huckster"? jfc do i have to write this guys stuff for him?

turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Friday, 7 August 2020 00:46 (three years ago) link

He remains 100% correct re: The Dark Knight, but you know, a broken clock.

A White, White Gay (cryptosicko), Friday, 7 August 2020 00:48 (three years ago) link

he's more like a thermometer that insists he's a clock

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 August 2020 00:53 (three years ago) link

Gladiator (2000): Another comic-book movie for those who never read Gibbon, Virgil, Horace, Socrates, Plato, Ovid, or Steve Reeves.

"those who never read...steve reeves."

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 7 August 2020 00:54 (three years ago) link

“A Steve Well-Reeved: A Memoir”

turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Friday, 7 August 2020 01:15 (three years ago) link

staggering number of bad takes in one place i think.

ian, Friday, 7 August 2020 01:32 (three years ago) link

New board description?

ultros ultros-ghali, Friday, 7 August 2020 12:39 (three years ago) link

Movies were never his first love.

Get the point? Good, let's dance with nunchaku. (Eric H.), Friday, 7 August 2020 13:39 (three years ago) link

Comments are surprisingly good. This guy gets it.

Brian Silenus
6 days ago
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Antifa syllabus?! LOL. This reads like every incel, 8chan, right wing edgelord’s favorite movie list.

Bougy! Bougie! Bougé! (Eliza D.), Friday, 7 August 2020 14:06 (three years ago) link

hilarious list and commentary

solo scampito (mh), Friday, 7 August 2020 16:21 (three years ago) link

Javier Bardem as the “hero” in No Country For Old Men is a pretty out there take

This Is Not An ILX Username (LaMonte), Friday, 7 August 2020 16:30 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

Picked up the New York Press anthology and it's a really good reminder, for those who only know of National Review-era Arm0nd, why he was worth following in the first place. But ... has his bio always included books that, so far as I can tell, don't exist? He's credited with Make Spielberg Great Again, which sign me up, but doesn't look to be on sale or even connected to a publisher at all. A previous bio promised a full retrospective anthology of his own writings too, at one time.

Get the point? Good, let's dance with nunchaku. (Eric H.), Sunday, 20 September 2020 14:59 (three years ago) link

an essential book to buy right now. MZS and Godfrey's work is equally indispensable.

the Steve Reeves line has me reeling, that comes really close to Norbit "transcending racial categorization"

flappy bird, Sunday, 27 September 2020 06:51 (three years ago) link

Aaaaaand a reminder of what's become of him now: https://www.nationalreview.com/2020/09/marvin-gaye-whats-going-on-political-decoy/

From the album’s opening party vibe, Gaye offers a masterful blend of harmoniousness, the thing that the angry Left forbids. The album’s lack of harshness, its soft rhetoric and tenderly voiced petitions, do not match today’s tantrums — they contradict the violence and stubborn unwillingness to compromise or express empathy and compassion. What’s Going On is non-militant whereas the Black Lives Antifa movement has proven destructive. It is necessary to call out this BLA alliance in order to clarify the usurpation of black American social and spiritual aspiration by the plainly political, even satanic aims of social domination. This is key to understanding how Gaye’s entreaty opposes today’s inflammatory, anarchic rhetoric.

Get the point? Good, let's dance with nunchaku. (Eric H.), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 13:29 (three years ago) link

uh

shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 13:31 (three years ago) link

what's going on

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 13:39 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

I love this guy:

Nominate Van Morrison not Dr. Fauci for Entertainer of the Year. https://t.co/oUjjulrvlg

— armond white (@3xchair) December 3, 2020

On average, this critic grades 8.3 points lower than other critics (Eric H.), Thursday, 3 December 2020 18:21 (three years ago) link

Needs a pointless out-of-nowhere comparison to really "pop" as an Armond tweet imo. Something like "Van Morrison shows us bravery, and how the left's blind worship of Fleetwood Mac is anything but"

turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Thursday, 3 December 2020 18:32 (three years ago) link

damn wait i just looked at the original tweet not the retweet, looks like armonds got me covered LOL

turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Thursday, 3 December 2020 18:33 (three years ago) link


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