Let's Win the New Yorker Caption Contest

okay, i have modified my approach. how about: "Uh oh, I'm in deep water now!"

it made me cringe just the right amount. i think it could be a winner.

"Well, your honor, I was going down on your wife when the incident occurred."

'So then it's tempting to say "why have a poll and choose a winner?"'
The winner should be entered automatically by Ignatius Lem Xanadu, lest sloth tempt the winner not to enter.

baby ruth?

Agreed.

for the flight risk one, in the poll please put "your honor said" instead of "you said"

he wouldn't fuck w/ court etiquette

I think italicizing "flight" might help too

I'm going to enter "If the snorkel doesn't fit, you must acquit," I think it might be obvious and unfunny enough to have a chance.

"I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque."

"I've been dressing this way since my business went under."

Yes, I do like this one. It's a pun, but it's elegant. And it has that New Yorkery "oh, the rich" dimension to it.

oh wow, I didn't even get the "under" dimension -- not to workshop everything here, but maybe there's a way to bring that out

(it might be too, umm, specialized a reference to work it into something about a mortgage being "underwater," right?)

I was trying to work with "belly-up" somehow.

I threw out six (!) of these things, and I think the one jaymc pointed out is the best of them. The floating debt one ("All my financial problems can be traced back to the fact that I don't float.") and the mortgage one ("I misunderstood the meaning of sub-prime.") don't quite get at the sort of knowing, unfunny, raised eyebrow humor of typical New Yorker cartoons.

So consider that one my entry.

"Well, your honor, I was going down on your wife when the incident occurred."

^ if only this one stood a chance.

"When a reef needs protection, I'm the guy, OK?"

i like the first official answer has "bombay" in it

i guess that makes it a bomb bay satire?

"HOW YOU LIKE MY AMICUS TRUNKS!"

"No your honor, I wouldn't call it fishing for evidence exactly."

"What do you mean I'm in deep water?"

*groan*

"Oh, and the octopus gets off scott free? Typical."

SO, what's happenin'

i was wonderin

Double issue last week, no issue this week.

I think groany puns are the wrong approach. New Yorker captions almost never do that.

Oh shit, I forgot to set up the poll last week. Sorry!

http://blogs.suntimes.com/ebert/2009/07/the_new_yorker_no_the_new_york.html#more

I came up with what I think would make a perfect New Yorker cartoon --

It's a relatively close frame of two women talking, and one his showing her hand, and one is showing an engagement ring with a very large diamond and a kind of clip-on spotlight attached to the ring, lighting the diamond, and the woman is saying "You don't think it's too ostentatious, do you?"

So, uh, if that's ever the contest drawing, there's my entry.

let's win the imaginary new yorker caption contest

weird, I kinda miss these threads

Anyone is welcome to keep them going if you want! I've been ultra unreliable the past two weeks because I've been relocating to a different city, visiting friends out of town, and starting a new job. Hopefully next week I'll be able to set it up (which just means saving a copy of the new caption on tinypic.com so the link won't disappear in the future, and starting a new poll thread later in the week), but if not anyone can do it too of course.

It's been a while, so...

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/1318/091026contestp465.jpg

Entries for this drawing, by Zachary Kanin, will be accepted through Sunday, October 25th.

yay, it's back!

"Alright, _I've_ got one for you."

"'...but thy father-in-law and mother-in-law can go fuck themselves'!? Efface that, now!'"

"covet... thy... neighbor's... wife... now read it back to me."

I don't care what the bottle said, this is not what "Take two tablets to sleep" means.

"i'm your wife, and even i don't care about your Top Ten list"

"give it up, moshe. they're never going to fall for it."

"how did I let you talk me into bible reenactment camp! the franklins are in aruba!"

"i just dreamed this killer riff and i had to carve it down before i forgot it"

"if you think i'm going to help test your hand-carved breast implants, you're crazy"

"covet... thy... neighbor's... wife... now read it back to me."

hahaha this one is great

My wife did one for this one:
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2008/09/22/p323/080922_contest_p323.jpg

"Ok...I'll put down "Claws". And what you describe as your greatest weakness?"

― schwantz, Wednesday, June 10, 2009 2:27 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

still loling at this one

man i once had the BEST caption ever but never submitted the entry

it was a screwdriver laying on a couch in a shrinks office

my caption was "i've been dreaming i'm screwing my mother"

Grr... Don't use "arial"!

i was working on a comic sans gag...

your first one was really good, forks

thenk yew; i was weirdly happy with the tablets one