Joe Biden, Senator from Citibank (oops, DELAWARE), to Run for President

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starting a nuclear war is bad, i know this is a boring centrist opinion

got bad news for you about which country has used them

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 2 July 2020 08:16 (three years ago) link

starting a nuclear war is bad, i know this is a boring centrist opinion

try pitching this to some UK centrists, youโ€™d be surprised

That's true.

In the UK you have to sound keen on starting a nuclear war to be taken seriously as a politician.

the pinefox, Thursday, 2 July 2020 10:57 (three years ago) link

Centrists in both US and UK love to bomb weddings in far away countries. Boring it ain't.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 2 July 2020 11:35 (three years ago) link

Iโ€™ll read my daily briefings.

— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) July 1, 2020

Biden reading number of evictions going up month by month and nodding away.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 2 July 2020 11:36 (three years ago) link

joe biden 2020: i won't throw up in your yard

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 2 July 2020 14:49 (three years ago) link

I like this guy, Joe Biden, more and more

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 01:58 (three years ago) link

Biden emerges from a contested Democratic primary with no serious threat on his left flank, according to Times/Siena polling in the battlegrounds.
Sanders supporters back him 87-4
Warren supporters back him 96-0 https://t.co/TrJFx5ue0r

— Nate Cohn (@Nate_Cohn) July 8, 2020

Mordy, Wednesday, 8 July 2020 14:06 (three years ago) link

like in the way one would support nasal cavity swabbing

though I guess it doesn't matter

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 14:13 (three years ago) link

Despite our worst fears, the ILX thread "Joe Biden, Senator from Citibank (oops, Delaware), to Run for President", on the world-famous website, "I Love Everything", did not in fact undermine support for Biden.

Tลne Locatelli Romano (PBKR), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 15:17 (three years ago) link

The 96% of Warren supporters backing Biden were still wrong, however.

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 15:23 (three years ago) link

On MSNBC, @BernieSanders says his task forces with @JoeBiden made an "honest effort to come up with a compromise" on the issues and that, "if implemented, will make Biden the most progressive president since FDR."

— Adam Kelsey (@adamkelsey) July 9, 2020

๐” ๐”ž๐”ข๐”จ (caek), Thursday, 9 July 2020 01:19 (three years ago) link

WPA part 2

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 July 2020 01:21 (three years ago) link

implemented if true

j., Thursday, 9 July 2020 01:23 (three years ago) link

This is just bait for the @AdamSerwer thesis. They have no clue how to run against this guy. https://t.co/yQJFzrd2fE

— Brian Wasik (@BrianRWasik) July 9, 2020

lol

j., Thursday, 9 July 2020 03:43 (three years ago) link

what in the hell is that about

j., Thursday, 9 July 2020 03:44 (three years ago) link

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/07/09/us/politics/biden-buy-american.html

heโ€™s bringing better back

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 10 July 2020 12:12 (three years ago) link

A look at the grifters who make up Bidenโ€™s foreign policy team, by @mideastXmidwest https://t.co/OogOBb1U57

— Doug Henwood (@DougHenwood) July 11, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 17:25 (three years ago) link

The 100% clean electricity by 2035 standard that Biden is proposing is something promoted by @JayInslee and also adopted by @ewarren. https://t.co/QBesfpli5D

— Jennifer Epstein (@jeneps) July 14, 2020

Mordy, Tuesday, 14 July 2020 17:38 (three years ago) link

discussed on the main thread

๐” ๐”ž๐”ข๐”จ (caek), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 17:40 (three years ago) link

what's the main thread

Mordy, Tuesday, 14 July 2020 17:53 (three years ago) link

#onethread

all cats are beautiful (silby), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 17:59 (three years ago) link

Thanks for that article on Biden's fp team, Morbz

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 02:04 (three years ago) link

we can FP Biden now?

bat ain't Thad (sic), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 03:19 (three years ago) link

yeah, but he has a team that litigates each FP, hereby rendering them inert

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 03:21 (three years ago) link

Every day is National Ice Cream Day in my book. pic.twitter.com/R6WR0LNspS

— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) July 19, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 17:27 (three years ago) link

Starting to think Joe gets Twitter

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 17:38 (three years ago) link

tbh that's good grandpa behavior

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 17:44 (three years ago) link

Biden doesn't drink and the Dixiecrats are all dead, so ice cream remains his last vice.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 17:48 (three years ago) link

that photo is old, from the time when there were children

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 17:48 (three years ago) link

all kids have been deepfaked for a while now iirc

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 17:50 (three years ago) link

Biden doesn't drink and the Dixiecrats are all dead, so ice cream remains his last vice.

you hope

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 17:53 (three years ago) link

i remember the day my niece started giving me commands in fluent latin. it was creepy as hell, especially because i suddenly realized that i could understand that her latin was fluent

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 17:53 (three years ago) link

https://www.cnn.com/2020/07/21/politics/joe-biden-four-black-women-vice-president/index.html

Biden is considering a broad tier of candidates to be his running mate, after pledging earlier this year to pick a woman for the job. CNN previously reported that Sen. Kamala Harris of California, Rep. Val Demings of Florida, Atlanta Mayor Keisha Lance Bottoms, former Obama administration national security adviser Susan Rice and Rep. Karen Bass of California are among the Black women being considered.

I woulda gone with "female tier" instead, but whatever

the burrito that defined a generation, Tuesday, 21 July 2020 18:53 (three years ago) link

^ this sort of story appears every four years. it serves the presidential nominees to list every conceivable veep candidate in order to associate themselves with a wide variety of names popular among widely different voting blocs. it serves the named veep choices by adding a bit of a prestigious aura around their careers. it serves the reporter who reports the list, by demonstrating their access to the inner circle of the campaign. it's a win-win-win. check this space in four years for an update.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 19:45 (three years ago) link

Do you expect it to be Senator Kamala Harris?

the pinefox, Tuesday, 21 July 2020 19:59 (three years ago) link

friendship ended with Stacey Abrams / now Keisha Lance Bottoms is my best friend

trapped out the barndo (crรผt), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 20:07 (three years ago) link

I expect Harris could very well be the first one on the list. The rest would depend on how each one feels about that prospect, after she and Biden have completed a long conversation/audition for the job. Biden strikes me as the kind of guy who would mainly want their personal chemistry to 'feel right', while Harris seems to me to be someone who would be more concerned about exacting some promises from Biden, that he would delegate her enough power and standing in the administration to allow her to pursue her objectives.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 20:12 (three years ago) link

actually, Biden is the kind of guy who says he wants their chemistry to be 'simpatico' while giving double thumbs up with his shades tipped

the burrito that defined a generation, Tuesday, 21 July 2020 20:14 (three years ago) link

Harris makes all the sense in the world... except it's a bad move for her. Biden would be one of two VPs elected President without a death since the Civil War IIRC. She can be Senator from the most important state for the rest of her life and run for President in 2024/8/32 if she wants.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 20:17 (three years ago) link

When in the typical election cycle is the VP usually announced? It feels real late to me this time, but I assume this is normal.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 20:19 (three years ago) link

Doing it earlier than the convention week is a fairly recent phenomenon, at least in my lifetime.

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 20:21 (three years ago) link

lol broadrito

if Warren is not being considered for real or for show lists bcz they fear Trump hooting "Pocahontas!" through a spitbubble, Biden's team can fuck off a little further

Steppin' RZA (sic), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 20:24 (three years ago) link

Didn't McCain announce Palin in late Aug '08?

Darin, Tuesday, 21 July 2020 20:25 (three years ago) link

..which was just before the convention, i believe

the only calendar that matters

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 20:34 (three years ago) link

Warren isn't being considered because she brings nothing to the table.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 20:37 (three years ago) link

Old white not-a-swing-state and her voters are guaranteed to turn out and vote blue.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 20:37 (three years ago) link

and the fact that she's among the most intelligent and qualified among the candidates of course but that literally doesn't matter apparently

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 20:41 (three years ago) link


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