Joe Biden, Senator from Citibank (oops, DELAWARE), to Run for President

Both pillheads, both sex criminals, both have funny accents... maybe the JFK Jr Q-Anon conspiracy is true

https://46.media.tumblr.com/eb72537f4fe3ae7a0faa0c7e6b4df442/tumblr_p772c820j71we0p6lo1_640.gif

nepotistic
mob-tied
dying in Texas

back, and to the left

devastating good looks

how's your mousse

Donnie died a natural death
He caught a nasty virus

I don't mind the sun sometimes...

lads

starting a nuclear war is bad, i know this is a boring centrist opinion

Cubans have had nothing but dictators and American rubber stampers for a century.

And before that they were part of the forward-thinking and ever-so-progressive rump of the Spanish Empire. They just can't seem to win in the sweepstakes to see whose boot heel they will live under.

fwiw I would way rather be a citizen of Cuba than the USA especially at....this particular time lol

I'd rather live in the Earth's core rn

unlike the majority of ilxors I actually enjoy being alive

Fucked up

I was enjoying being alive as recently as March

starting a nuclear war is bad, i know this is a boring centrist opinion

got bad news for you about which country has used them

starting a nuclear war is bad, i know this is a boring centrist opinion

try pitching this to some UK centrists, you’d be surprised

That's true.

In the UK you have to sound keen on starting a nuclear war to be taken seriously as a politician.

Centrists in both US and UK love to bomb weddings in far away countries. Boring it ain't.

I’ll read my daily briefings.

— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) July 1, 2020

Biden reading number of evictions going up month by month and nodding away.

joe biden 2020: i won't throw up in your yard

I like this guy, Joe Biden, more and more

Biden emerges from a contested Democratic primary with no serious threat on his left flank, according to Times/Siena polling in the battlegrounds.
Sanders supporters back him 87-4
Warren supporters back him 96-0 https://t.co/TrJFx5ue0r

— Nate Cohn (@Nate_Cohn) July 8, 2020

like in the way one would support nasal cavity swabbing

though I guess it doesn't matter

Despite our worst fears, the ILX thread "Joe Biden, Senator from Citibank (oops, Delaware), to Run for President", on the world-famous website, "I Love Everything", did not in fact undermine support for Biden.

The 96% of Warren supporters backing Biden were still wrong, however.

On MSNBC, @BernieSanders says his task forces with @JoeBiden made an "honest effort to come up with a compromise" on the issues and that, "if implemented, will make Biden the most progressive president since FDR."

— Adam Kelsey (@adamkelsey) July 9, 2020

WPA part 2

implemented if true

This is just bait for the @AdamSerwer thesis. They have no clue how to run against this guy. https://t.co/yQJFzrd2fE

— Brian Wasik (@BrianRWasik) July 9, 2020

lol

what in the hell is that about

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/07/08/us/politics/biden-bernie-sanders.html

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/07/09/us/politics/biden-buy-american.html

he’s bringing better back

A look at the grifters who make up Biden’s foreign policy team, by @mideastXmidwest https://t.co/OogOBb1U57

— Doug Henwood (@DougHenwood) July 11, 2020

The 100% clean electricity by 2035 standard that Biden is proposing is something promoted by @JayInslee and also adopted by @ewarren. https://t.co/QBesfpli5D

— Jennifer Epstein (@jeneps) July 14, 2020

discussed on the main thread

what's the main thread

US Politics: July 2020 - "Denigrating this Luxury Avenue"

#onethread

Thanks for that article on Biden's fp team, Morbz

we can FP Biden now?

yeah, but he has a team that litigates each FP, hereby rendering them inert

Every day is National Ice Cream Day in my book. pic.twitter.com/R6WR0LNspS

— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) July 19, 2020

Starting to think Joe gets Twitter

tbh that's good grandpa behavior

Biden doesn't drink and the Dixiecrats are all dead, so ice cream remains his last vice.

that photo is old, from the time when there were children

all kids have been deepfaked for a while now iirc

Biden doesn't drink and the Dixiecrats are all dead, so ice cream remains his last vice.

you hope