the catchphrase champion has done it again
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 1 July 2020 19:37 (three years ago) link
what's the over/under on how long he spent thinking of that bumper sticker that will also win the election?
30 seconds?
― time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 19:45 (three years ago) link
America Is Already Great
― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 19:46 (three years ago) link
Make America Greater Againer
― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 19:47 (three years ago) link
xxp no way, he spends like half his day thinking about catchphrases
i'm not joking at all
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 1 July 2020 19:49 (three years ago) link
i'm sure he heard from a pipe-fitter in Des Moines
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 19:51 (three years ago) link
...and a taxi driver in Abu-Dhabi.
― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Thursday, 2 July 2020 03:51 (three years ago) link
the slogan that comes to mind was suggested to me by the environmental innovator Hal Harvey. Harvey didn’t know he was suggesting it; he just happened to sign off a recent email to me by writing: “Respect science, respect nature, respect each other.”I thought — wow, that’s a perfect message for Biden, and for all of us.
I thought — wow, that’s a perfect message for Biden, and for all of us.
so the answer to this sounds like between 0 and 2 seconds.
― turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Thursday, 2 July 2020 20:47 (three years ago) link
I thought — wow phew, that’s a perfect message for Biden, and for all of us I might malke this deadline after all
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 2 July 2020 20:49 (three years ago) link
malke?
make
Does anyone have any idea where 65-year-olds and older can get vaccinated against Covid in Maryland? They opened the category today and told people NOTHING about where to go. None of this would be happening if Larry Hogan were governor.— Thomas L. Friedman (@tomfriedman) January 25, 2021
― JoeStork, Monday, 25 January 2021 19:46 (three years ago) link
None of this would be happening if Larry Hogan were governor.
Nice use of ambiguity there, Tom.
― Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Monday, 25 January 2021 20:03 (three years ago) link
pls someone give Tom the placebo vaccine. please.
― Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Monday, 25 January 2021 20:20 (three years ago) link
ask your driver
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 25 January 2021 22:01 (three years ago) link
Kids, this is what it was like. pic.twitter.com/BlWrjCe8LL— mattgallagher0 (@MattGallagher0) August 20, 2021
― mookieproof, Friday, 20 August 2021 13:05 (two years ago) link
middle east expert thomas friedman
― professional anti- (Karl Malone), Friday, 20 August 2021 13:10 (two years ago) link
i can't fucking BELIEVE i read the world is flat
― professional anti- (Karl Malone), Friday, 20 August 2021 13:11 (two years ago) link
"It's far away."
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Friday, 20 August 2021 14:24 (two years ago) link
The World is Flat is from 2005. i wonder if afghanistan opened him up to that? he was like, wait a second, the world IS far away. and it is also flat
― professional anti- (Karl Malone), Friday, 20 August 2021 14:55 (two years ago) link
hey there, lorryman! how flat are these roads, to you?
"interesting...he uses technology and it changes how he operates"
― professional anti- (Karl Malone), Friday, 20 August 2021 14:56 (two years ago) link
nexts day's column:
MY FACE IS LIKE A WALRUSMAN
― professional anti- (Karl Malone), Friday, 20 August 2021 14:57 (two years ago) link
I’m rereading this line and contorting my face in a number of ways
Check the map. It’s far away.
― mh, Friday, 20 August 2021 15:29 (two years ago) link
*checks the map. checks the scale. confirms far*
― professional anti- (Karl Malone), Friday, 20 August 2021 15:30 (two years ago) link
thomas friedman spins the globe. around and around it goes. he puts the finger on it and stops it on the other side, right on afghanistan. he checks the scale
he furiously pulls out his palm pilot and with quaking hands writes a note to remember for the morning: "it's far away"
― professional anti- (Karl Malone), Friday, 20 August 2021 15:32 (two years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4roxM8hUMk
― Hitsville Ukase (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 20 August 2021 15:32 (two years ago) link
Aghanistan...istan so far away
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 20 August 2021 15:33 (two years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UofYl3dataU
― Hitsville Ukase (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 20 August 2021 15:42 (two years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyK1bZZ7E-s
― Hitsville Ukase (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 20 August 2021 15:43 (two years ago) link
It is beyond my powers of imagination that "give war a chance" was ever written or published unironically.
― Ima Gardener (in orbit), Friday, 20 August 2021 15:44 (two years ago) link
is he dead yet
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 August 2021 15:46 (two years ago) link
He was awarded the 2002 Pulitzer Prize for Commentary "for his clarity of vision, based on extensive reporting, in commenting on the worldwide impact of the terrorist threat".
This is Afghanistan we're talking about. Check the map. It's far away.
― jmm, Friday, 20 August 2021 15:56 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/acTZjmp.png
― professional anti- (Karl Malone), Friday, 20 August 2021 15:58 (two years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIIxlgcuQRU
― Hitsville Ukase (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 20 August 2021 16:13 (two years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwFaSpca_3Q
This is his super villain speech
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 20 August 2021 16:15 (two years ago) link
The world is bubble
― jmm, Friday, 20 August 2021 16:34 (two years ago) link
i was going to post that speech but i felt too much second hand embarrassment to even copy the link once i looked it up
― criminally negligible (harbl), Friday, 20 August 2021 16:51 (two years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/fKBZsdw.jpg
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Friday, 20 August 2021 17:01 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/IsYX0BS.png
― professional anti- (Karl Malone), Friday, 20 August 2021 17:18 (two years ago) link
But what if humanity tried giving war a chance? Has anyone thought of that?
― jmm, Friday, 20 August 2021 17:20 (two years ago) link
war, while it poses many downsides, has been responsible for many advances. the drone technology that was developed to fight terrorism in the middle east has been adapted to deliver amazon packages to consumers. so overall, a complicated issue, not 'all good' or 'all bad'.
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Friday, 20 August 2021 17:30 (two years ago) link
war - what if it's good for some people
― professional anti- (Karl Malone), Friday, 20 August 2021 17:47 (two years ago) link
commercial innovation per war death is higher than innovation per civilian death
― professional anti- (Karl Malone), Friday, 20 August 2021 17:48 (two years ago) link
there is a common perception that companies are REQUIRED to maximize profit over all other prioritized. although i have skimmed a full page of google search results of op-eds suggesting that it isn't technically true, let's face, it's fucking true
― professional anti- (Karl Malone), Friday, 20 August 2021 17:52 (two years ago) link
My colostomy bag is smarter and has more nuance than Thomas Friedman
― heyy nineteen, that's john belushi (the table is the table), Monday, 23 August 2021 22:04 (two years ago) link
not a joke, incredibly
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FDHYQpvVQAQKdH5?format=jpg&name=small
― mookieproof, Monday, 1 November 2021 19:03 (two years ago) link
I saw that today and actually burst out laughing in bed, waking up my partner in the process.
― I'm a sovereign jizz citizen (the table is the table), Monday, 1 November 2021 19:22 (two years ago) link
Friedman started coasting so long ago he came to a complete standstill in 2010
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 1 November 2021 19:23 (two years ago) link
by 2015 he was encrusted with fungus
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 1 November 2021 19:26 (two years ago) link