Lads, it's the Premier League thread - EPL 2019/20

Newcastle rolling, would Google to see if a Bruce team has ever scored 4 before but hey

Kudos Michael, Everton finished the job. Leicester haven't won since the (still bad and wrong) restart iirc

fuck me :D

double fuck me BBC.com got it backwards again

Have just seen the Chelsea score *nods approvingly*

shhhhh i'm trying hard not to kiss of death it

Will be the best result moyes ever got for united if the hammers hang on tbh

Great timing lads.

wasn't me

bollocks :(

the real quiz is hoping west ham go down so kiu chelsea

gtf outlander :D

Yarmolenko!

haha lol whut?

you're not supposed to be able to counter like that when you're this shit

that was better than the fernandes goal yesterday. fucking west ham

i love them (i hate them)

looooooool come on

god you have to be such a cunt to support either of these

great team, great manager, what a shame for the bairns

don't wanna curse it but this weekend could be nuts:

Sunday 26 July 2020
15:00 Chelsea v Wolves
15:00 Leicester v Man Utd

United's run-in looks very nice before then, but there's a lot of a lottery in these conditions

yarmalenko looking v beavis or do i mean butthead atm:

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ASM continues to be the best footballer in the country obv

Lo Celso, Bergwijn, Lucas, Son, Kane

Can't accuse them of parking the bus this time.

Outrageous.

For those not following, Lucas was running towards goal, he’s fouled and goes flying, as he does the defender boots the ball into his shoulder, it rebounds to Kane and he scores. Ruled out for handball, no free kick.

Immediately after, Norwood elbows Son in the throat and doesn’t get a second yellow.

Classic mou bait

God hates the Spurs.

This was why Harry Kane's 'equaliser' was chalked off by VAR.

Thoughts?

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Eh, hate Michael Oliver but that looks fair enough

Terrible defending, 2-0.

hi

hello

Hate to think about people losing their jobs at the moment

So spurs should definitely stick with this guy

lol

If this doesn't bring Deems back what will eh lads

Ollie McBurnie scored, that is a sackable offence.

VAR's great

lol

that is all

ahem

yeah i knew it wouldn't last :D

not gonna kiss of death the other match *cough cough*

Lovely from Martial. Rashford’s touch/passing looks way off so far.

Greenwood is actually going to be the best striker in the world

evening game feels like a quintessential test of how good wolves actually are. if they truly are as good as we think, they'll bat aside arsenal fairly easily

this game sounds nuts

imago stop it

Lawrenson actually picked us, terrible sign

the last three games, they've literally just played relegation candidates, which were good warm-ups, but they definitely haven't completely returned to the pre-stoppage squad quality. fortunately, most other squads have the same problem.

I feel like the not having a mid-week match for once will finally give them the rest they need to light shit up. I hope Traore starts and scores 17 goals and that fake crowd noise isn't needed because you'll hear the wailing of Arse fans from hundreds of miles away in the stadium