Klitschko would be cheating but the fact that there's controversy over whether Boyko Borisov is an actual 7th Dan Karate expert or is just pretending to be one brings him within scope, i think.
https://i.postimg.cc/wMBtfK18/boiko-knee-punch.jpg
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Monday, 29 June 2020 11:21 (three years ago) link
He said to United States President Barack Obama that he has a 7th dan black belt in karate, but his coach argued this being not true, and claimed that Borisov has never been even a karate competitor, but only an administrator of the team
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Monday, 29 June 2020 11:23 (three years ago) link
https://i2-prod.hulldailymail.co.uk/incoming/article2809612.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/0_egged.jpg
― the bournemouth supremacy (Matt #2), Monday, 29 June 2020 11:25 (three years ago) link
Went looking for images of this guy and stumbled across this recent story. What a specimen.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8408429/Former-MP-Eric-Joyce-appears-court-child-porn-charge.html
― Future England Captain (Tom D.), Monday, 29 June 2020 11:27 (three years ago) link
^^ Dick Advocaat when he still had his own hair? xp
― Scampidocio (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 29 June 2020 11:27 (three years ago) link
needs prescott in motion
https://media3.giphy.com/media/NVtsBsgtnvsbe/giphy-downsized.gif
― neith moon (ledge), Monday, 29 June 2020 11:29 (three years ago) link
Always liked his reflexes there, no time to react, straight with the fist to the jaw.
― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 29 June 2020 11:33 (three years ago) link
No backlift either, quick stun then in for the kill
― the bournemouth supremacy (Matt #2), Monday, 29 June 2020 11:35 (three years ago) link
You can definitely tell he'd boxed when he was younger.
― Future England Captain (Tom D.), Monday, 29 June 2020 11:42 (three years ago) link
No Rubberbandits song, no contesthttps://amp.independent.ie/business/irish/b57f3/29470771.ece/AUTOCROP/h400/BUS_20130804_BBI_001_28471246_I1.JPG
In November 2005, O'Dea was photographed during a media event at the Curragh Camp pointing an automatic pistol at a photographer. The photo appeared on the front page of The Irish Times the following day. O'Dea apologised saying that it was not his intention to glamorise gun crime.
Mr O’Dea, the subject of another of the duo’s songs which portrayed him selling hash to make ends meet after resigning from the Dáil, was rejecting suggestions by callers to RTÉ’s LiveLine yesterday that the song promoted drug use and was extremely vulgar. “I can laugh at myself. I was remorselessly lampooned by them and I didn’t ring you. They portray me selling hash and swearing on my tash that it’s decent hash,” he said.“If you don’t like it don’t watch it. I don’t support drug usage. I support a group that laughs at that. For heaven’s sake, get a life. If it (Horse Outside) gets to Number 1 for Christmas it will reflect well on Limerick.”
― scampos mentis (gyac), Monday, 29 June 2020 11:48 (three years ago) link
https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/624/cpsprodpb/15895/production/_86131288_hi029617154.jpg
https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/624/cpsprodpb/23FD/production/_86131290_hi029617153.jpg
https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/624/cpsprodpb/15DA9/production/_86131598_hi029617152.jpg
― BRAVE THE AFRIAD (onimo), Monday, 29 June 2020 12:59 (three years ago) link
he took that lad down on purpose, look at the eyes
― i have no scampo and i must scream (Noodle Vague), Monday, 29 June 2020 13:06 (three years ago) link
xp poetry in motion
― scampos mentis (gyac), Monday, 29 June 2020 13:48 (three years ago) link
Sometimes he gets football and rugby confused
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44616000/jpg/_44616195_tackle_long.jpg
― BRAVE THE AFRIAD (onimo), Monday, 29 June 2020 13:49 (three years ago) link
I can't help but see he has a shopping bag in his hand in that first pic
― Ste, Monday, 29 June 2020 13:54 (three years ago) link
https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article19027629.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/0_BUFFALO-RUTH-DJ2.jpg
― Future England Captain (Tom D.), Monday, 29 June 2020 14:17 (three years ago) link
http://s3-origin-images.politico.com/2013/11/01/dukakis_tank_2_c.jpg
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 29 June 2020 14:19 (three years ago) link
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/We_begin_bombing_in_five_minutes
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 29 June 2020 14:20 (three years ago) link
https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article4298905.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200c/Ed-Balls-elbows-reporter-Rob-Merrick.jpg
― Future England Captain (Tom D.), Monday, 29 June 2020 14:21 (three years ago) link
https://www.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article9707876.ece/ALTERNATES/s510b/FILE-PHOTO-US-President-George-W-Bush-and-British-Prime-Minister-Tony-Blair-walk-together-as-the.jpg
― Future England Captain (Tom D.), Monday, 29 June 2020 14:25 (three years ago) link
https://i-dailymail-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org/i/s/i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/06/26/10/35AE47A700000578-0-image-a-56_1466933781167.jpg
― scampos mentis (gyac), Monday, 29 June 2020 14:42 (three years ago) link
24 Tory Party People
― i have no scampo and i must scream (Noodle Vague), Monday, 29 June 2020 14:54 (three years ago) link
https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/695/cpsprodpb/1904/production/_108540460_031349759.jpg
― BRAVE THE AFRIAD (onimo), Monday, 29 June 2020 14:56 (three years ago) link
Politics' hardest woman:
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2016-05/19/12/enhanced/buzzfeed-prod-web15/original-18126-1463675403-1.jpg?downsize=700%3A%2A&output-quality=auto&output-format=auto
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2016-05/19/13/enhanced/buzzfeed-prod-web10/original-12657-1463677760-1.jpg?downsize=600:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto
― Matt DC, Monday, 29 June 2020 14:57 (three years ago) link
Apparently the dogs were straining at the leash and he was absolutely shitting it and had to ask the troops to keep them at a safe distance during this:
https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/nintchdbpict000370928535.jpg?w=670
― Matt DC, Monday, 29 June 2020 15:00 (three years ago) link
dogs trained to know a wrong 'un when they smell him
― i have no scampo and i must scream (Noodle Vague), Monday, 29 June 2020 15:02 (three years ago) link
Sorry for YouTube but may I suggest this as the winner?https://youtu.be/078q4F1TDnY
― scampos mentis (gyac), Monday, 29 June 2020 15:22 (three years ago) link
Gordon Brown in general wasn't a big man for this sort of thing but wow:
https://i2-prod.dailyrecord.co.uk/incoming/article3647783.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Screen-Shot-2014-06-05-at-103458.png
― Matt DC, Monday, 29 June 2020 15:26 (three years ago) link
https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fksassets.timeincuk.net%2Fwp%2Fuploads%2Fsites%2F55%2F2016%2F07%2Fezgif-1-8615ce3a62.gif&f=1&nofb=1
― scampo, foggy and clegg (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 29 June 2020 15:28 (three years ago) link
Judging by Google image search, Blair appeared to be kicking or saving a football for virtually his entire tenure.
― Matt DC, Monday, 29 June 2020 15:33 (three years ago) link
not entirely true because he also spent a decent chunk of his tenure clutching a guitar iirc
― scampo, foggy and clegg (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 29 June 2020 15:36 (three years ago) link
you all forgetting 'mad' mike hookem going mano el mano with that other ukip guy?
https://thinkceaseblog.files.wordpress.com/2016/10/cu_djj2waaac4u_.jpg https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/news/2016/10/06/110531691_TV_OUT__INTERNET_OUT_No_cropping_permitted_Picture_must_be_credited_to_ITV_News_We_are_adv_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqFdK7UnJBmZ_wvsn50ffqVxBXRfHWfGsctRtViidRi2k.jpg
― Boris the Spreader (NickB), Monday, 29 June 2020 15:39 (three years ago) link
might've mentally excluded UKIP from politics but yes great shout
― i have no scampo and i must scream (Noodle Vague), Monday, 29 June 2020 15:41 (three years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EAK0dOXUwAIWyAj.jpg
― calzino, Monday, 29 June 2020 15:43 (three years ago) link
leaping out
― BRAVE THE AFRIAD (onimo), Monday, 29 June 2020 15:45 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i0DMbCKnAg
― Two Spocks Clash (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 29 June 2020 15:52 (three years ago) link
https://agentcoop.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/rory-stewart.jpghttps://www.outsideonline.com/sites/default/files/styles/img_600x600/public/2016/11/16/rory-stewart-the-marches_s.jpg?itok=5ze2Eoffhttps://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/06/17/22/14910112-7151563-image-a-21_1560806189586.jpg
― calzino, Monday, 29 June 2020 16:07 (three years ago) link
disappointed it’s taken so long for rory to appear, thx for yr service cal
― scampo, foggy and clegg (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 29 June 2020 16:10 (three years ago) link
idk need to see him wrestling
― i have no scampo and i must scream (Noodle Vague), Monday, 29 June 2020 16:10 (three years ago) link
With his conscience.
― Future England Captain (Tom D.), Monday, 29 June 2020 16:12 (three years ago) link
ahem, he's a Tory
― i have no scampo and i must scream (Noodle Vague), Monday, 29 June 2020 16:12 (three years ago) link
Holding out for a fucking hero.
https://www.theneweuropean.co.uk/polopoly_fs/1.6510379!/image/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_630/image.jpg
― Future England Captain (Tom D.), Monday, 29 June 2020 16:18 (three years ago) link
if that plane had just hit the ground a little bit harder we’d be living in a very different world today
― scampo, foggy and clegg (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 29 June 2020 16:18 (three years ago) link
I bet Rory could take out Dan Jarvis and Johnny Mercer in a feit, but he would be using the deadly stick-fighting skills he mastered on his quixotic adventures in Johnny Foreigner-land.
― calzino, Monday, 29 June 2020 16:21 (three years ago) link
https://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2019/06/21/08/foreign-office-minister-mark-field-physically-removes-climate-change-protester-from-speech-190621-pa.mp4-.00-00-07-10.still004.jpg
― Future England Captain (Tom D.), Monday, 29 June 2020 16:22 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/h0s0F.gif
― mookieproof, Monday, 29 June 2020 16:32 (three years ago) link
Rory has never graced a shower gel ad for REAL MEN though tbfhttps://youtu.be/dbBMreLEk3o
― scampos mentis (gyac), Monday, 29 June 2020 17:02 (three years ago) link
Great to try a bit of #parkour this morning with @ParkourUK President @SebastienFoucan to learn how anyone can #GiveParkourATry pic.twitter.com/2BcCGKgwmM— Matt Hancock (@MattHancock) July 2, 2018
― Boris the Spreader (NickB), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 19:15 (three years ago) link
"Onlookers described [Starmer] as maskless, “rattled” and “puce”" https://t.co/jkWyphDeR1— Rory Scothorne (@shirkerism) February 3, 2021
― Scampi reggae party (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 17:39 (three years ago) link
Scrappy doo pic.twitter.com/yb1u2Rpifc— Flying_Rodent (@flying_rodent) January 25, 2022
― Buchiko and The Man (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 January 2022 13:36 (two years ago) link
it's gonna be a very bad month for the Johnny Concretes of UK pol
― Buchiko and The Man (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 January 2022 13:42 (two years ago) link
🐦["Onlookers described (Starmer)as maskless, “rattled” and “puce”" https://t.co/jkWyphDeR1🕸— Rory Scothorne (@shirkerism) February 3, 2021🕸]🐦
― mardheamac (gyac), Tuesday, 25 January 2022 13:48 (two years ago) link
Maskless, Rattled and Puce was the law firm he started at
― Buchiko and The Man (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 January 2022 13:51 (two years ago) link
Jon Lansman and Neil Kinnock give accounts of Kinnock's punch up with an unnamed Tony Benn supporter in the gents at the 1981 Labour party conference, with Kinnock doing that style of bragging where you affect to be magnanimous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZPeCYCNLjs
― soref, Tuesday, 25 January 2022 14:10 (two years ago) link
(starts at 8:15)
― soref, Tuesday, 25 January 2022 14:11 (two years ago) link
Van Horn Street has been banned permanently. 20+ FPs in the past month (22 in past 48 hours). 1 week ban. Unban date 5 March 2122
― I have a voulez-vous? with death (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 February 2022 08:19 (two years ago) link
Ahhh
― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 26 February 2022 11:12 (two years ago) link
real name Hornst, Ivan
― Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Saturday, 26 February 2022 11:16 (two years ago) link
I must admitted to chuckling at calz calling him Betamax.
― Meet the Irish Queer Archive Poet In Residence (Tom D.), Saturday, 26 February 2022 11:36 (two years ago) link
now featuring journalism's hardest men
My biggest worry of those viral videos of Ukrainians encountering Russian troops is how they just talk to them and then move on, all too often no conflict.As if those killing machines would just go home?Needs to be a far more universal guerrilla spirit. Before it’s too late.— Tom Harwood (@tomhfh) February 26, 2022
― I have a voulez-vous? with death (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 February 2022 10:19 (two years ago) link
Ugh.
― Meet the Irish Queer Archive Poet In Residence (Tom D.), Sunday, 27 February 2022 10:27 (two years ago) link
Let him have it, calz... oh, hold on.
― Meet the Irish Queer Archive Poet In Residence (Tom D.), Sunday, 27 February 2022 10:29 (two years ago) link
the "hf" stands for "hard fucker"
― I have a voulez-vous? with death (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 February 2022 10:29 (two years ago) link
imagine the total lack of self-respect it would take to actually be Tom Harwood, going about your life
― Daniel_Rf, Sunday, 27 February 2022 10:43 (two years ago) link
I'm sure he respects himself enormously.
― Meet the Irish Queer Archive Poet In Residence (Tom D.), Sunday, 27 February 2022 10:48 (two years ago) link