love* in the time of plague (and by love* i mean brexit* and other dreary matters of uk politics)

I most certainly am an honest person. If the Mail published that tweet this morning their lawyers will have OK’d it. I am going to check it now.
If she wrote those truly horrible things she should not be a teacher.

— Allison Pearson (@allisonpearson) June 27, 2020

hey you can be honest and also a psycho nazi

Gopal is suing the Mail and Amanda Platell for putting the fake quote in their article this morning.

nice!

The longer she keeps it up, the simpler it is for my lawyers. https://t.co/WMBUFapNgJ

— Priyamvada Gopal (@PriyamvadaGopal) June 27, 2020

Kuenssberg seems to flirt with Starmer even more than she did with Johnson and it's revolting to see. pic.twitter.com/ssKPnDLKMa

— George Dragon (@georgecdragon) June 27, 2020

fucking hell!

oh no

pesto will be jizzing his britches too no doubt

barf

'pint' is some good authentocrat signalling tho - hat tip to starmzy

big man should have said 'pint of tennent's and a bag of scampos'for the S-tier kudos mind

S-tier karma

great to have such a resoundingly Normal Bloke™️ as LOTO though!

he looks like a cursed face in a slice of bacon, just hideous.

like David Hameron he should be popular with the gammons then

https://i.redd.it/is1i8kb1of751.png

finally, we have a real opposition - one led by someone with a stuffed-up nose who Likes A Pint

probably a pint of Carlsberg the melt cunt

The frontbencher leaking to the Telegraph is fascinating.

One added: “Rebecca was just anti working with anyone. She wasn’t open to working with the Tories, she took the path of least resistance, which is that anything the Government says is bad.

“The unions were just an easy way for her to have a pop at the Government. We got boxed in because she just wasn’t thinking where the issue was going.”

“Come September the pendulum is going to swing straight back to education, with the country looking to its leaders.

“It will be a crucial test of this country’s leadership as to whether we can get kids back at school.”

This sounds like something you’d say if you were in a coalition.

or if you were a Tory cunt

Starmer reminds of this guy we once caught pouring lager down a sink at a house party, whilst trying make it look like he was supping loads. hey I'm a right laddo me, bloody loves the carling black label!

I caught a bit of the AQ repeat earlier. There was some absolutely pathetic "I don't want to politicise this Jenrick situation" soft-soaping from Burnham. These fucking people!

that frontbencher’s name? one k. starmer

“not open to working with the Tories” wow what a damning revelation

This sounds like something you’d say if you were in a coalition.

Centrists prize civility because they think opposition parties are wings of the government

Centrists may have a point.

KS always makes me think of that Tunes ad where the guy with the cold asks for a second class return to Dottingham

MC TUNES - THE RESULTS

Ed Bilibad 🤝 Keir Tarber
aDeNoiD PaLs

The only rhyme that melts

Love Tim's Beatnik post - he deserves more credit for that.

It's true about the KS / LK video above. Dire.

I remarked to a friend today: It's really odd that KS is so fat.

Many of us are overweight. Certainly me included. I'm not getting at normal fat people. Maybe I am one.

But KS's whole schtick is Image, Professionalism, etc. Being so fat doesn't suit his schtick. Yet no one ever points it out.

lol

Lockdown lard I assume?

If I had to stick money on it I'd say the leaky frontbencher is Jonathan Ashworth. Proven factional player, married to someone in the Labour report, blabs to everyone, also Shadow Home Secretary so keen to get involved in a pandemic.

also a pig thick Tory cunt

Rachel Reeves, surely?

Ashworth is separated from Emilie Oldknow now, Mark your cards accordingly.

that Ashworth guy is such a repugnant slimeball. I hated him when was in the Corbyn cabinet as well, he's deffo a leaky bastard.

I remarked to a friend today: It's really odd that KS is so fat.

Hardly, the lad’s an absolute madman for the pints. Loves a pint does our Keir

good stuff

The UK government’s plan to invest hundreds of millions of pounds in a satellite broadband company has been described as “nonsensical” by experts, who say the company doesn’t even make the right type of satellite the country needs after Brexit.

The investment in OneWeb, first reported on Thursday night, is intended to mitigate against the UK losing access to the EU’s Galileo satellite navigation system.

But OneWeb – in which the UK will own a 20% stake following the investment – currently operates a completely different type of satellite network from that typically used to run such navigation systems.

“The fundamental starting point is, yes, we’ve bought the wrong satellites,” said Dr Bleddyn Bowen, a space policy expert at the University of Leicester.

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2020/jun/26/satellite-experts-oneweb-investment-uk-galileo-brexit

lol britain

so which tory donor and / or family member of a cabinet minister owns oneweb then

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/LkR0krOm9M4/hqdefault.jpg

Starmzy, in the bloomin' old pub again eh?

Greeting his pals with a hearty “You alright matey”

labour is awful but don’t get me started on the metropolitan police. remember when our socialist hero was promising to increase their numbers & funding?

to quote my good friend Nairn: I probably get through more alcohol in a week than that bastard does in a year!

no one:

left: don’t get me started on the metropolitan police

is there ever a bad time

the compromises and flaws of Corbynism were what they were, but in comparison to Starmerism it was golden.

would have been nice if mr lifelong antiracist and most of the british left hadn’t been demanding more cops for years, I see the troop bollocks as a continuation of that tendency

if there’s one thing i love about your posts it’s how free of seeing generalisations they are, otherwise they would of course be completely worthless