love* in the time of plague (and by love* i mean brexit* and other dreary matters of uk politics)

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He looks like shit, I'll give you that, but "nearly died"? Nah. It was all "just a precaution nbd" remember?

Scampidocio (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 26 June 2020 22:15 (three years ago) link

Sorry I just dread the danger of potential churchillisation

Scampidocio (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 26 June 2020 22:18 (three years ago) link

that doctor did use the expression "gilding the lily somewhat" and suggested a bit of "artistic license" was taken by Boris. I don't doubt he had it, just think he was playing it much worse than he felt.

after that Theresa May flop by the bbc that seemed to be based on the presumption she was going get a mountainous landslide victory in '17 and Cumbertwat playing DomCum as a troubled genius with a lot of sharpies, don't need any more additions to this worse ever genre.

calzino, Friday, 26 June 2020 22:20 (three years ago) link

was listening to a doctor on WS earlier who specialised in viral pneumonia, he was talking about how fucking awful the rona is and how many of his patients with lung scarring are suffering worsening breathing problems months after leaving ICU. I don't don't it has fucked him up a bit, but still feel he was swinging the lead/doing a bit of political theatre - because he had fucked things up so bad.

calzino, Friday, 26 June 2020 22:26 (three years ago) link

don't don't doubt

calzino, Friday, 26 June 2020 22:28 (three years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ebdy0XOUwAA2O6P?format=jpg&name=900x900

so this is how the Labour Party responds to internal racism/sexism bantz when the offenders are from the Tory wing of the party.

calzino, Friday, 26 June 2020 22:35 (three years ago) link

don't need any more additions to this worse ever genre

What if Winterbottom does it as a musical?

tired of waiting for icu (Matt #2), Friday, 26 June 2020 22:41 (three years ago) link

Twats?

calzino, Friday, 26 June 2020 22:42 (three years ago) link

Springtime for uhhh

Mark G, Friday, 26 June 2020 23:19 (three years ago) link

Oklarona

the bournemouth supremacy (Matt #2), Friday, 26 June 2020 23:26 (three years ago) link

NEW: Keir Starmer has launched a new Labour Friends of the Forces engagement programme to "open up Labour again to our armed forces": https://t.co/mw71H8lSq5

— LabourList (@LabourList) June 26, 2020

can’t wait for this forensic lad to not say a word re soldier F either

scampos mentis (gyac), Friday, 26 June 2020 23:49 (three years ago) link

I wonder why he didn't mention he was Dan Jarvis in disguise in his leadership campaign video, fucking low-down piece of shit!

calzino, Friday, 26 June 2020 23:56 (three years ago) link

and also I think Loki once mentioned LabourList is run by Will Straw

calzino, Friday, 26 June 2020 23:58 (three years ago) link

Careening rapidly from ‘is this a party I want to be a member of?’ to ‘under what circumstances is this a party I could bring myself to vote for?’.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Saturday, 27 June 2020 05:49 (three years ago) link

You could launch an initiative like this, if you were minded to, by saying ‘building on the manifesto pledges of better support to veterans around mental health and homelessness, and better pay and conditions for serving personnel, we want to ensure that we’re working constructively with the people who serve the country and that their voice is heard in the party’ but what kind of dog whistle would that be?

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Saturday, 27 June 2020 05:55 (three years ago) link

tbf i used to remind myself when they were under Blair that the history of the Labour party has always been more cunts than champions.

the social Left (ffs) have always been outliers in this grim angry nation

never mind that shit, here comes scampo (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 27 June 2020 06:18 (three years ago) link

if military cunts aren't happy they should unionize

never mind that shit, here comes scampo (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 27 June 2020 06:18 (three years ago) link

For sure, I’ve voted for bad Labour governments in the past and likely will again. I think I’ve been more fair to Starmer than many and have long been resigned to them being sub-optimal on policy to appeal to swing voters. The inability to make even simple statements without getting in a dig at Corbyn or foghorning ‘we are not like them’ (‘them’ in this case being every perverse right-wing distortion of the multiracial, multigenerational coalition that came together for mild social justice reforms) feels needless and petty - but also calculated specifically to ensure that left-wing voters don’t feel comfortable under the Labour banner. They could have taken a big tent approach and it looks like they aren’t particularly interested.

I’m sure they’ve done the maths and have worked out that for every three left-wing BAME voters they lose in safe or unwinnable seats they can pick up one 53-year-old quantity surveyor in Newcastle-under-Lyme who doesn’t consider themselves racist but believes in sensible controls on Muslims and that, so good luck to them.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Saturday, 27 June 2020 08:08 (three years ago) link

i didn't disagree with you on most of your comments on Starmzy

also calz much as i love you there's always been the possibility of a middle ground between Blairite bullshit and actual socialism and i don't think Starmz was obviously the former, at least at first

i don't think this has to be a question of strategy tho, just kneerjerk instinct towards a Blue-ish Labour. i doubt it's calculation so much as authentic reactionary cuntness.

never mind that shit, here comes scampo (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 27 June 2020 08:35 (three years ago) link

Labour under Corbyn made a great offer to the Forces community. The misinformation ensured it didn’t cut through.

As an Army wife I was really impressed with the 5 pledges and the wider vision.

This 👇 right wing banging the patriotism drum, no thanks. #ArmedForcesDay2020 https://t.co/s2Sn2Jtwsu

— Tina McKay (@TinaMcKay_) June 27, 2020

It remains to be seen whether right-wing "party of armed forces" posturing will also include any policy that improves on what Corbyn offered them, but at this point it is just a signalling game, but unfortunately he is signalling to the type of morons Ian Austin would consider salt of the earth and possibly voted for Ukip or the Tories in the last decade.

calzino, Saturday, 27 June 2020 08:47 (three years ago) link

I’m sure they’ve done the maths

I'm not sure anyone in the Labour party, good or bad, has ever done any maths. Even the few good ones aren't the sharpest shanks

anvil, Saturday, 27 June 2020 08:49 (three years ago) link

xp

no doubt yeah

also fuck the army and the rest of them

never mind that shit, here comes scampo (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 27 June 2020 08:51 (three years ago) link

also xp yes anvil speaking truth to poo-er

never mind that shit, here comes scampo (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 27 June 2020 08:51 (three years ago) link

Its pretty easy to nullify the Labour party, just lock them in an unlocked room

anvil, Saturday, 27 June 2020 08:51 (three years ago) link

save the key and lock for a rainy day dont waste it

anvil, Saturday, 27 June 2020 08:52 (three years ago) link

last night Sarah Vine had to apologise and delete a fake Priyamvada Gopal tweet with a Stalin quote about wiping out the Whites. Shame really, because it would have been sweet to see the gobshite getting sued to fuck!

calzino, Saturday, 27 June 2020 09:08 (three years ago) link

also would be sweet to wipe out the whites

never mind that shit, here comes scampo (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 27 June 2020 09:09 (three years ago) link

Like as if a respectable History professor and author from Cambridge would be tweeting Stalin quotes out of context to own the nazis! hmm actually I would tbh. But I have the luxury and privilege of being white and could get away with it!

calzino, Saturday, 27 June 2020 09:13 (three years ago) link

I understand that there are laminated photos of me throughout Cambridge city now attacking me. This is responsibility of Sarah Vine, David Vance and others. If something happens to me, please hold them to account.

— Priyamvada Gopal (@PriyamvadaGopal) June 27, 2020

this is getting out of control, some people put themselves in genuine danger just by exercising the slightest bit of intellectual rigour in talking about British colonial history, it's almost like n... ........y!

calzino, Saturday, 27 June 2020 09:25 (three years ago) link

i read some of the callback midweek, it's almost as if there are still a bunch of racist cunts in the UK

never mind that shit, here comes scampo (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 27 June 2020 09:37 (three years ago) link

it's almost like n... ........y!

I mean I'm not a great fan of that whole beatnik thing but this is a bit harsh on Neal Cassady IMO.

Tim, Saturday, 27 June 2020 09:48 (three years ago) link

Kerouac is such unreadable garbage, he should have been sent to a mined camp. Lord Buckley is fun tho!

calzino, Saturday, 27 June 2020 09:54 (three years ago) link

Can someone summarise what's happening with this Gopal situation? Is it a predominantly student led thing by the kind of pricks who would normally vociferously defend free speech, or is it more of an organised social media far right thing where they've decided to go after her for daring to exist too prominently?

Matt DC, Saturday, 27 June 2020 09:55 (three years ago) link

calz kind of otm about Beatnik writers but as i get older i appreciate the lumpy shittiness as the whole point

never mind that shit, here comes scampo (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 27 June 2020 09:58 (three years ago) link

xp
might be a bit of both by the sounds of it, either way the laminated pics is sinister stuff. the best thing was despite some of these arseholes going to some effort to get her sacked, she actually got a promotion this week.

calzino, Saturday, 27 June 2020 10:01 (three years ago) link

She says it's coming from 4chan.

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 27 June 2020 10:04 (three years ago) link

I’m sure they’ve done the maths and have worked out that for every three left-wing BAME voters they lose in safe or unwinnable seats they can pick up one 53-year-old quantity surveyor in Newcastle-under-Lyme who doesn’t consider themselves racist but believes in sensible controls on Muslims and that, so good luck to them.

Nowhere else to go, innit?

Future England Captain (Tom D.), Saturday, 27 June 2020 10:16 (three years ago) link

Newcastle-under-Lyme is the capital of the Nazi Midlands

hotwire my scampo (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 27 June 2020 10:18 (three years ago) link

Keir Starmer has launched a new Labour Friends of the Forces engagement programme

please call this #grunts4labour

Boris the Spreader (NickB), Saturday, 27 June 2020 10:18 (three years ago) link

more like #cunts4labour amirite?

hotwire my scampo (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 27 June 2020 10:20 (three years ago) link

I most certainly am an honest person. If the Mail published that tweet this morning their lawyers will have OK’d it. I am going to check it now.
If she wrote those truly horrible things she should not be a teacher.

— Allison Pearson (@allisonpearson) June 27, 2020

chonky floof (groovypanda), Saturday, 27 June 2020 10:25 (three years ago) link

hey you can be honest and also a psycho nazi

hotwire my scampo (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 27 June 2020 10:29 (three years ago) link

Gopal is suing the Mail and Amanda Platell for putting the fake quote in their article this morning.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Saturday, 27 June 2020 10:57 (three years ago) link

nice!

calzino, Saturday, 27 June 2020 11:03 (three years ago) link

The longer she keeps it up, the simpler it is for my lawyers. https://t.co/WMBUFapNgJ

— Priyamvada Gopal (@PriyamvadaGopal) June 27, 2020

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 27 June 2020 12:17 (three years ago) link

Kuenssberg seems to flirt with Starmer even more than she did with Johnson and it's revolting to see. pic.twitter.com/ssKPnDLKMa

— George Dragon (@georgecdragon) June 27, 2020

scampos mentis (gyac), Saturday, 27 June 2020 13:34 (three years ago) link

fucking hell!

calzino, Saturday, 27 June 2020 13:42 (three years ago) link

oh no

scampo, foggy and clegg (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 27 June 2020 13:44 (three years ago) link

pesto will be jizzing his britches too no doubt

scampo, foggy and clegg (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 27 June 2020 13:44 (three years ago) link

barf

specific fry such as scampo (||||||||), Saturday, 27 June 2020 13:48 (three years ago) link


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