did mods do 9/11?

This might be the most controversial thing I ever tweeted but it’s time America faces the truth about a group of beloved historical figures, so here goes:

Blanche, Dorothy, Rose $ Sophia—The Golden Girls—were actually members of an organized crime syndicate.

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— michaelharriot (@michaelharriot) June 26, 2020

finally the truth

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i haven't seen any evidence that they did NOT do 9/11

did any of you see them at the time? they were here _afterward_, right? but what about during? where were _all_ of the mods? was every single one of them here during that time as it was happening? voted yes

i can never be 100.0% sure, so that means it's a coin toss between 100.0% and 0.0% sure, and i flipped head's, and that's 0% sure...that the mods didn't do 9/11. which led to another coin toss, which determined 100% sure that it was them.

*that at least one mod carried it out, is what i meant.

John Entwistle died less than a year after 9/11, plz prove that he wasn't suicided by the CIA because he knew too much, thx.

voted yes, obviously

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i'm not saying i believe it, i just think it's interesting

I've often thought of ILM and ILE as the 'twin towers' of ilxor.com

and does 77 not look like a couple of buildings about to fall?

I mean yeah these are probably coincidences. I'm not a kook

7 mods voted 'Other'.