do you get the big fake turkey tofurkey, or is there like lunchmeat version as well? i've only had it once and would like to try it again.
― colette, Thursday, 6 December 2007 01:31 (sixteen years ago) link
the tofurkey deli slices are pretty good, better than the smartlife (?) ones. i bet that's what he's talking about
― n/a, Thursday, 6 December 2007 02:25 (sixteen years ago) link
So I just had to make a short run to the store in what my computer tells me is ten degrees -- sorry, once more with proper emphasis, ten degrees -- and I promised I would have a new expletive when I got back. I came up with: "Colder than a dead man with his dick cut off." I do not know if this will catch on. For one thing, it doesn't make much sense. And yet, in an abstract way, it is powerfully evocative, and appropriately foul.
Jesus, it's cold.
― kenan, Thursday, 6 December 2007 05:14 (sixteen years ago) link
colder than a witch's tit
I just caught a ride home from the bar that is 4 blocks from my house.
It's not really that cold though, the ride was just convenient (thx April).
― dan m, Thursday, 6 December 2007 05:22 (sixteen years ago) link
I think Dan just called me a pussy. I think I shall be offended!
― kenan, Thursday, 6 December 2007 05:29 (sixteen years ago) link
Kenan, if I was going to call you a pussy I would have said, "Kenan, you pussy".
I really just wanted to use the witch's tit line.
― dan m, Thursday, 6 December 2007 05:34 (sixteen years ago) link
Surely a dead, dickless man is colder.
Especially if it's ten degrees outside.
― kenan, Thursday, 6 December 2007 05:36 (sixteen years ago) link
Colder than a breast that's been suckled by Satan himself?
― dan m, Thursday, 6 December 2007 05:37 (sixteen years ago) link
I think Satan is hott. And real.
― kenan, Thursday, 6 December 2007 05:45 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm at Courtney's house. I don't want to go outside. The forecast calls for tits.
― Jesse, Thursday, 6 December 2007 12:23 (sixteen years ago) link
Sheeeeit. Tits was yesterday. This is way more... sloppy. Stay inside if you can.
― kenan, Thursday, 6 December 2007 12:31 (sixteen years ago) link
morning, chicago! I am waking up with Paul Simon. :)
― kenan, Thursday, 6 December 2007 12:32 (sixteen years ago) link
The problem is all inside your head, she said to me...
― kenan, Thursday, 6 December 2007 12:34 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh man, you know what I'd love to hear right now? The old awful Kool Moe Dee track that heavily samples "50 Ways to Leave etc." and has a rap that is... ahem... inimitable. "I got 50 ways... ta getcha!"
I will settle for Big Daddy Kane. Actually, Kane is quite fine. Not at all awful. (But still kind of hilarious.)
― kenan, Thursday, 6 December 2007 12:40 (sixteen years ago) link
TS:
http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drf000/f045/f045904py8s.jpg
vs.
http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drf500/f543/f54389fpurw.jpg
― kenan, Thursday, 6 December 2007 12:41 (sixteen years ago) link
Separated at birth:
http://www.bigdaddykane.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/big-daddy-kane.gif
http://www.hbo.com/thewire/img/castcrew/character_season04/stringer.jpg
― kenan, Thursday, 6 December 2007 12:44 (sixteen years ago) link
haha totally
― La Lechera, Thursday, 6 December 2007 12:46 (sixteen years ago) link
WHEN DOES SEASON 4 COME OUT ON DVD
couple-few days ago
― kenan, Thursday, 6 December 2007 12:56 (sixteen years ago) link
oh hey this is fun:
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/fluxion23/20071206_weather.png
like, it's in the mid... ones? How do you round that off? Kinda like there's no snappy shorthand for this decade.
― kenan, Thursday, 6 December 2007 12:57 (sixteen years ago) link
trying agin...
― kenan, Thursday, 6 December 2007 12:58 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah came out on tues. they got like four or five of the sets at our video store, but all the disc 1s were checked out by the time we got there
― n/a, Thursday, 6 December 2007 12:58 (sixteen years ago) link
oooooooooooooooooh it's time! right in time for the end of the semester!!!!
i am so excited but they will probably be all checked out :(
― La Lechera, Thursday, 6 December 2007 13:06 (sixteen years ago) link
about three or four hours after the first episode of season fifve airs, I'm gonna be one torrent downloading mofo.
― kenan, Thursday, 6 December 2007 13:17 (sixteen years ago) link
Sloppy? No. At 6 degrees, there is no slop.
― Jesse, Thursday, 6 December 2007 13:20 (sixteen years ago) link
In the Kelvin scale, 6 degrees is the temp at which all slop becomes still.
― Jesse, Thursday, 6 December 2007 14:36 (sixteen years ago) link
I am waking up with Paul Simon.
edie brickell pages through the phone book under "divorce lawyers"...
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 6 December 2007 14:47 (sixteen years ago) link
jordan, do you have yours?
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2063/2091431774_ae09cba7fc_o.jpg
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 6 December 2007 14:54 (sixteen years ago) link
Dear guy who works in office next door,
Thank you ever so much for marrying a very talented and generous pastry chef.
Sincerely, me
― KitCat, Thursday, 6 December 2007 15:14 (sixteen years ago) link
lol @ chanukah ham
― jaymc, Thursday, 6 December 2007 15:17 (sixteen years ago) link
-- colette, Wednesday, December 5, 2007 7:31 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
-- n/a, Wednesday, December 5, 2007 8:25 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
Yep, the deli slices. Way better than any other veggie deli slices, like Smartlife or Yves.
― jaymc, Thursday, 6 December 2007 15:18 (sixteen years ago) link
"boneless spiral ham" sounds like a skateboard trick
― n/a, Thursday, 6 December 2007 15:25 (sixteen years ago) link
i love spiral cut ham. i can't get enough of it.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 6 December 2007 15:34 (sixteen years ago) link
i will probably eat some ham in honor of chanukah
― Jordan, Thursday, 6 December 2007 15:44 (sixteen years ago) link
i got a "cold brew" coffee maker!
How is it different from a large mixing bowl, Jordan?
― Laurel, Thursday, 6 December 2007 15:47 (sixteen years ago) link
Just kidding, I googled it. But I am v v v unconvinced.
― Laurel, Thursday, 6 December 2007 15:48 (sixteen years ago) link
So that shooting at a certain department store? One of our clients was on the phone w/ someone at the store and heard the shots and the shit hitting the fan.
― Jesse, Thursday, 6 December 2007 15:49 (sixteen years ago) link
Uh, I don't know, I haven't opened the box yet. :> There may be no difference, will let you know.
xpost
― Jordan, Thursday, 6 December 2007 15:49 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm a little skeptical too, but I had some of the coffee at my dad's place on Thxgiving and it was great.
oh fuck, somehow my car payments have not been going through for the last three months, so now i have to pay them all at once. everything looks correct on the website, but i upped the amount three months ago and then it stopped working, i guess. :(
― Jordan, Thursday, 6 December 2007 15:50 (sixteen years ago) link
I make cold-brewed iced tea in the summer and it works great! But all it requires is a lot of cheap tea bags and a large bowl of tepid water. Combine, leave for 45 minutes, et viola, you have tea.
When you want hot coffee, do you then microwave each mug?
― Laurel, Thursday, 6 December 2007 15:52 (sixteen years ago) link
I think so. One of my friends in high school had a cold brew coffee maker. Her family kept coffee in the fridge at all times. Whenever you wanted a mug, you just zapped it. It was good and strong.
― KitCat, Thursday, 6 December 2007 15:58 (sixteen years ago) link
I guess!
― Jordan, Thursday, 6 December 2007 15:58 (sixteen years ago) link
Speaking totally hypothetically: If I tried to get a DJ gig at Schubas' upstairs room (like Nick and I did that one time), would people come? I'd probably have to persuade M@tt Ruc1ns that I could draw a crowd.
― jaymc, Thursday, 6 December 2007 16:02 (sixteen years ago) link
1) Yes. Definitely. 2) What is a good kind of tea to give someone for Christmas? I suppose it should come in a nice tin or something to look presentable, as opposed to a flimsy box of tea by Celestia1 Seas0nings or something.
― KitCat, Thursday, 6 December 2007 16:07 (sixteen years ago) link
What should I get my male co-workers for Xmas? The lady is easy--nice plant, candles, or tea--but the guys are harder. Maybe wine for the partner. What about the assoc--he's into sports. What can I get a sports fan??????
TELL ME
― Jesse, Thursday, 6 December 2007 16:10 (sixteen years ago) link
a classy sports-related gift is one of those baseball caps with the beer can holders and straws built in
― n/a, Thursday, 6 December 2007 16:10 (sixteen years ago) link
or a telephone shaped like a football
― n/a, Thursday, 6 December 2007 16:11 (sixteen years ago) link
NICK
― Jesse, Thursday, 6 December 2007 16:12 (sixteen years ago) link