Sunderland 'Til I Cry: EFL and beyond 19/20

football for a fiver! we usually screw those up

(The best team in our recent history met the worst team in yours that season, I suspect.)

(i think you are correct)

in the spirit of the zing, just noticed you are sponsored by a company that literally went bust!

Oh mate. A sponsor zing.

at least it isn't yet another betting firm lol

dodgy keeping at both ends, your lot kept in it by some serious atonement from the gentleman with a religious beard

good tie rly

other one seems a bit tasty too, will tune in now

Talking of men with religious beards:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/53171423

So... this was a "crowdie"? Did someone pay £25 to install OBL on a seat at Elland Rd?

now that's value for money

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covid has completely saved us, got to say

when you hate Boro and their cunt manager but you hate Stoke even more

if last week was the death-blow to Hull then this week is the stake through the heart

Luton look like the ones to watch out for now, glad our GD is so much better than theirs

Saddled with a terrible owner, don't own their own ground, real trouble ahead

so are we going to see the red-and-white wembley playoff hoodoo defeated tonight

I don’t imagine so. Never know though, eh?

based on having seen the semis, exeter are a better and more controlled and classy side, but northampton have strong chaos energy which could prevail

I think that’s about right.

Possession
Home55%Away45%
Shots
Home6Away10
Shots on Target
Home0Away6

Cardboard cut outs sneaking out at half time etc

turn on the stream, northampton long throw causing chaos, exeter flowing passing move leading to nothing

football's a bastard

exeter player going through on goal slows, checks, bundles it out for a goal kick

northampton almost score immediately

exeter's keeper is having an absolute stormer

northampton get the first shot on target at the other end too, just for shits

plymouth's manager here to rub it in from the analysis couch

'keir starmer has modelled his look on morrissey'

no you haven't keir. behold the master of the craft: joey barton

My completely irrational dislike of Danny Cowley is partly mitigating how sad it is to see Huddersfield reduced to this.

there is nothing irrational about disliking the dim, flat-track bully. He's fucking horrible and he is the brains and charm of the family.

lol all the useless duffer clubs at the bottom losing/already lost. Wigan down to 10 at Barnsley, locked at 0-0.

lol fuck off Warnock!

fuck me it's like they're all fighting to go down

fuck knows what is wrong with this lot, including my lot I would add. Maybe a bit of complacency because of the Wigan points deduction? The Rona? They've all been up late doing whatever unsavoury habits they picked up during lockdown? They are probably all just shit tbf!

Wigan 6-0 vs Hull before half time.

can't work out if that's good or bad, but we play wigan at the weekend so um

7!

What on earth is going on?

I don’t think I’ve seen anyone score seven in one half since Spurs beat Wigan 9-1.

8-0

There is an air of grim resignation here in the pub

Sheff Wednesday could be facing a points deduction this week, something to do with financial irregularities, that might save one more crap team that barely deserve to stay up!

drops my jaw how utterly shit QPR can be and never really be in danger

^^^conjures a QPR equaliser just like that *takes a bow*

this stop L**ds Utd project is looking pretty fucked rn, but i'd take a relegation to league 1 and *love it* if it meant an against the odds outcome of West Brom + Brentford taking the top two spots and they choked on their last two games.

just a quick lol

lol

Cmon lads if you keep this up Leeds are promoted. Lol we went 2 nil up against them at their place and lost, northing to see here.

Leeds is happening anyway, would rather they went up with Brentford

I like Brentford well enough but apparently we have a good sell-on clause on 25-goal Ollie Watkins and I could do with him being sold on this summer.

I wish the telly wouldn’t show pictures of the Cowlings. Puts me right out of temper.

The worst thing about no artificial crowd noise is being able to our ugly af management team bawling in shrill cockneyese at everyone and everything all the time

i've not got much against West Brom tbh but just annoying the two or three twats who constantly troll the Wolves stories on the Express & Star website is enough for me

can't even be arsed watching this. I'm predicting a 1-3 defeat, but would rather cut my hedges than watch this shite tbh!