Lads, it's the Premier League thread - EPL 2019/20

yeah I'm fairly pleased considering how rusty they are, that they seem to be moving the ball well, unlike the beginning of the campaign, which I feared they'd revert to due to the rust.

my broadcast doesn't have crowd noise. every so often I hear trash talk from the players

every player complaining about that foul sounded like Sam Kinison

whoa, 5 subs allowed?

Yeah, covid rules

You can only make subs 3 times tho I tho think

Excellent from Traore.

Perfect goal

Put two of those crosses in in the space of a minute

NETOOOOOOOOOOOO

Solid performance that

lol Neto with the hand to his ear for the celebration

That Neto goal was insane!

Woohoo...
Good win

My mom has minor food poisoning so i had to miss the first goal as i picked something up for her. Saw the Neto one tho!

i had a big cake-shaped parcel arrive at the front door just before the second goal but i was back in front of the tv in time :D

Careful of the yellow dye - it can make your neck swell up so it is envelops yr entire face.

too late

Impatience!

nah i can't open the cake while tomorrow, i already have a huge neck :D

Is Citeh still out for the CL? Fifth should earn you a ticket right?

(Not that Utd wont fuck up 4th place anyway but yknow)

i believe we are taking it one game at a time as per Nuno's orderd

Sweet free kick from Milovojevic. I didn’t know he could do that.

Nigel Pearson looks very much like a more physically fit Mark Kermode

Still don’t get the mild to very positive attitude towards audience sound out of a tin. How is this anything but laughable with empty stands and knowing there’s not a single fan in the stadium? Why do people so desperately agree on being deceived and play along even?

Eve-Pool’s first 15mins arent better because of it, that’s for sure.

it somehow sounds less bad than the shouts echoing across an empty pitch to me, makes it feel marginally more like a match

The fake booing after a yellow card lmao ;_;

All power to those who prefer it, I’m probably behind the times, but the whole concept is utterly ridiculous to me.

I want to hear it the way the players hear it. I want to feel the alienation of playing in a hollow and empty stadium. No need to cover it up.

Ill stop now /oldmanyellsatcloud

i really hate the crowd noise too, would prefer silence but at the same time i think it would be awesome if they played a sitcom laugh track instead

especially for arsenal games

truly nonsensical booking for milner but maybe a sign that mike dean is favouring everton this time?

i really hate the crowd noise too, would prefer silence but at the same time i think it would be awesome if they played a sitcom laugh track instead

mike dean then fails to book an everton player for a wild lunge, it's happening

Did u enjoy the bbc's first ever live broadcast of a premier league game specific user such as imago

the sound in TV sports are never "real" anyway. there's a lot of work that goes on in the background to juice up the audio, from using special mic techniques that pick up sounds you would never hear if you were there, to using library sound effects to make things sound bigger/fuller.

the last game yesterday was wolves-west ham

The crowd sounds on NBC are worse than expected because they’re also too quiet.

the real mike dean returns

zappi that's interesting and a good point! Also they censor out offensive chants and it's weird when you can hear ball-thwack so loudly sometimes when the crowd is in full voice etc so yes, they manipulate the mix and gently fuck with your sense of where your ears are located within the stadium. I guess I'm just being horribly rockist and would prefer some sort of approximation of thee authentic sounds of the match in question

actually it's not, I'm more resentful of the blatancy of the psychological coercion going on, so maybe this will just lead me to hating manipulated crowd noise when we go back to normal times?

Lolverpool

Maybe it's easier to deal with if I tell myself they're just tapping into some sort of ghost sound worn into the fabric of the stadium a la The Stone Tape

Everton should’ve scored three times by now

Maybe years of playing Football Manager has trained me to appreciate fake crowd noise

Be a lot of bookies pissing themselves laughing about now

The away crowd launch a final ‘Liverpool! Liverpool!’ chant, home crowd does nothing to drown it out lol

defining a 'good game' as one where both teams score, there have not been many good games since the restart

Plane has just flew over the Etihad, “White Lives Matter Burnley” wtf pic.twitter.com/BXzOxEbyCM

— Emmett (@TheEmmett_) June 22, 2020

seeing as away Burnley fans always look like time-travellers from the early 19th century or extras from Peterloo when they get to big cities. I'm amazed they didn't think thee devil's flying machine an unnatural conspiracy of flagrant witchcraft.