Facebook neighborhood groups are the worst thing ever

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Not a Facebook group, but I recently discovered a website that my county uses to address problems, called See Click Fix. I learned about it when I had to report a lost cat. Mostly it's public complaints about potholes and zoning issues and unkempt yards. But this morning I came across this gem, submitted around 1 a.m.

SomehSome of the hd channels of Verizon FiOS like fox news, fox business, OAN news have a lot of noise and intermittent sound while the CNN, and CNBC, have perfect HD video and sound. I called Verizon several times to no avail. Also I pay extra for a Greek news channel at 1789 which is completely on the blink for the past 3 months. Since the problem is on only a few HD channels like 616, 617, 618, 603, 611, and a few others, the problem is not in my coaxial cables which have been checked, but in the Verizon hub that generates and transmits the HD signal. This is going on for 3 months now and I am at a loss what to do since Verizon has been unresponsive. Can you please help?

https://i.imgur.com/8BshCxZ.jpg

I don't watch a lot of TV, especially not news, but I have FiOS and this problem is definitely not limited to Fox and OAN.

peace, man, Friday, 19 June 2020 10:46 (three years ago) link

It is neighborhood group-related because you follow reports from your neighborhood.

peace, man, Friday, 19 June 2020 10:53 (three years ago) link

i left my neighborhood Facebook related group because its members started getting hysterical about people leaving the house. like, "no one should leave the house ever if they can help it exercise and mental health and pets don't matter," while simultaneously deleting posts about the need for humans to spend time out-of-doors and admins arguing vociferously with anyone who raised concerns about such an outlook... it ended for me when i was called a "spoiled bitch" and "comrade" in the same post by someone whom *i know* when i gently suggested that people not use bellicose metaphors to speak about illness.

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Friday, 19 June 2020 13:20 (three years ago) link

10% of my nextdoor is that--people panicking about the number of people outside, the other half is white women going PLEASE STOP THE FIREWORKS MY DOG HAS PTSD

contorted filbert (harbl), Monday, 22 June 2020 01:17 (three years ago) link

yes, apparently there is only 10% plus one half

contorted filbert (harbl), Monday, 22 June 2020 01:17 (three years ago) link

I know some military vets with heavy PTSD and this time of year is just awful for them, and I feel for pets, too. I also hate holidays, and find fireworks jarring.

That said, they are a concession to public joy that I don't argue about, particularly online, because it's like telling people the truth about cats.

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Monday, 22 June 2020 01:20 (three years ago) link

I have to say I don’t really understand the reflexive defense of the asshole overgrown children setting off fireworks when people are trying to sleep except as some third-order anti-police shit, which, I guess, but also the fireworks are annoying

k3vin k., Monday, 22 June 2020 03:51 (three years ago) link

Reports of fireworks at all hours of the night (from friends) are making me glad I moved out of the city. At some point I just don’t care what they’re about. I like to sleep and for my family to be able to sleep.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 22 June 2020 07:13 (three years ago) link

they are very annoying, the commenting on nextdoor has now become Q-anon level though. people are now saying they are psyops, posting screenshots from craiglists of fake fireworks ads for "pro-BLM," and sarcastically suggesting we should give the firework setters "EBT cards."

contorted filbert (harbl), Monday, 22 June 2020 12:21 (three years ago) link

also "they are using fireworks to cover up the gunshots," and a guy posting a daily mail article about fireworks that does not mention gangs and saying "gangs are shooting fireworks at each other"

contorted filbert (harbl), Monday, 22 June 2020 12:24 (three years ago) link

yeah, fuck that bullshit— it's stuff like that which makes me keep my mouth shut and let the young folks have some fun til 11pm most nights in June into July.

my main question is where is all the money for the fireworks coming from, because so many people are laid off, and some displays near me would run in the tens of thousands dollar amount many nights.

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Monday, 22 June 2020 14:56 (three years ago) link

I enjoyed watching my mostly white liberal neighborhood group tie itself up in knots over Junteenth celebration fireworks this weekend. We support the spirit of those who would light the fuse in celebration if that is their intent, but we heartily condemn the sound of the resulting explosion in the sky. And while our instinct in these matters is to call the cops to have it stopped, we are concerned that if the fuses are indeed being lit by African Americans out of celebration of their freedom, the police might show up and shoot at them to stop it and we can't have that on our conscience, but many of our dogs don't understand that context and are quite upset about the noise.

BrianB, Monday, 22 June 2020 15:16 (three years ago) link

they are very annoying, the commenting on nextdoor has now become Q-anon level though. people are now saying they are psyops

omg yes!!! except here people are suggesting that the fireworks are being set off by the cops to traumatize POC, or a variant, a plot to set Latino ppl against Black ppl ... and, on the on the other side, I think Gerald the Rose Garden turkey is being re-homed

sarahell, Monday, 22 June 2020 16:23 (three years ago) link

though apparently Gerald's life is still at risk --

https://www.change.org/p/urgent-protect-the-life-of-gerald-the-rose-garden-turkey

sarahell, Monday, 22 June 2020 16:27 (three years ago) link

They should erect a statue of that damn bird. I've become very attached to him through your updates of the past week.

peace, man, Monday, 22 June 2020 16:44 (three years ago) link

I enjoyed watching my mostly white liberal neighborhood group tie itself up in knots over Junteenth celebration fireworks this weekend. We support the spirit of those who would light the fuse in celebration if that is their intent, but we heartily condemn the sound of the resulting explosion in the sky. And while our instinct in these matters is to call the cops to have it stopped, we are concerned that if the fuses are indeed being lit by African Americans out of celebration of their freedom, the police might show up and shoot at them to stop it and we can't have that on our conscience, but many of our dogs don't understand that context and are quite upset about the noise.

― BrianB, Monday, June 22, 2020 11:16 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

the AI is getting crazy good

k3vin k., Monday, 22 June 2020 16:51 (three years ago) link

xp - considering there are a lot of statues that have been removed recently, there are plenty of available sites for a Gerald the Rose Garden Turkey statue.

sarahell, Monday, 22 June 2020 16:52 (three years ago) link

anyway I don’t want anything to “be done about it” I just reserve the right to call these people selfish immature assholes

k3vin k., Monday, 22 June 2020 16:53 (three years ago) link

There's some guy in our neighborhood that has been lighting off really, really loud firecrackers every day for the past week or so, from about 6:00 until well after midnight. I'm fairly certain it's the same guy who always does it, but this year he's really ramped up his frequency and extended the hours. It's utterly obnoxious.

Look, I get the primal appeal of watching colorful fireworks shoot into the sky, but I don't get the "dur dur me like things go BOOM" idiots that spend, quite literally, hours each and every night making loud bangs.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 22 June 2020 17:18 (three years ago) link

I mean, I'm not going to call the cops or do anything about it beyond bitch about it here, but I don't enjoy watching our cat sprint to hide and cower under a couch every 20 minutes or so. Best I can hope for is the idiot blasting off a digit or something.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 22 June 2020 17:21 (three years ago) link

These days, every time a firework goes off late at night I have to check Twitter to make sure the cops aren't down the street bombing people again.

Greetings from CHAZbury Park (Lily Dale), Monday, 22 June 2020 17:28 (three years ago) link

they are very annoying, the commenting on nextdoor has now become Q-anon level though. people are now saying they are psyops

JUST what the capitalist pigs WANT you to think....

https://www.popville.com/2020/06/dc-fireworks-early-displays/

This DC-centric blog vectors reports that people are selling "professional-grade" fireworks out of vans, directly to consumers.

Life is a banquet and my invitation was lost in the mail (j.lu), Monday, 22 June 2020 17:43 (three years ago) link

These days, every time a firework goes off late at night I have to check Twitter to make sure the cops aren't down the street bombing people again.

― Greetings from CHAZbury Park (Lily Dale), Monday, June 22, 2020 10:28 AM (sixteen minutes ago)

hahahaha seriously -- though for me, the process is:

boom, bang, boom

* are there helicopters?

yes = cops attacking protesters
no = fireworks

sarahell, Monday, 22 June 2020 17:47 (three years ago) link

four weeks pass...

https://i.imgur.com/AqAVqcM.jpg

pplains, Tuesday, 21 July 2020 00:06 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Hampden post office is terrible service and the decor is horrendous. The one at Greenspring is super friendly. That postal person should be reported.

contorted filbert (harbl), Saturday, 22 August 2020 01:27 (three years ago) link

don't think I've ever seen so much as a picture or a plant in any post office

Thicc Nhat Wanh (rip van wanko), Saturday, 22 August 2020 03:07 (three years ago) link

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_post_office_murals

there are some lovely post offices. the one in woodhaven queens is amazing

adam, Saturday, 22 August 2020 12:04 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

someone has taken the time to write a post complaining about the removal of invasive tree species from a park, comparing it to eugenics and genocide during WWII

superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 16:19 (three years ago) link

some people will really project their childhood slights onto almost anything

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 16:30 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

I joined a Facebook group for my adopted hometown of St. Marys. 5,800 members; the population here is 6,000, so...well, there are probably a lot of former residents who are in there too. I have to censor myself on Facebook all the time as is (not for profanity or wacko opinions, just for gentle kidding around that doesn't always go over well on Facebook), and I'll have to work doubly hard with this group. A lot of senior citizens here. There was a post earlier today asking "Where is the closest place to St. Marys to get a covert test?" I did not reply "Probably CIA headquarters."

clemenza, Sunday, 15 November 2020 20:54 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

The gypsies are at it again, offering to repave people's driveways with leftover asphalt.

I'd try to correct the slur, but calling them "Arkansas Travelers" probably isn't going to take me far.

https://i.ibb.co/pKpqtc4/szoter-annotated-image.jpg

Love it when folks from "Golf Course East" slag White Hall though.

pplains, Sunday, 3 January 2021 17:33 (three years ago) link

do they live on a golf course? wouldn't then the driveways be all grass and not require paving?

sarahell, Wednesday, 6 January 2021 01:47 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/PSppJNl.jpg

pplains, Wednesday, 6 January 2021 03:03 (three years ago) link

I have a theory that if a "What's the best ___ food in the area?" thread is left up long enough, every single place in the area that serves ___ food will eventually be named by at least one person, no matter how awful.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 7 January 2021 14:44 (three years ago) link

lol yes

kinder, Thursday, 7 January 2021 15:25 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Tutor. Looking for help with my iPad-I need to change my AOL password so I can get my AOL emails! #Askyourneighbors

superdeep borehole (harbl), Thursday, 28 January 2021 20:30 (three years ago) link

seven months pass...

My neighborhood has its issues, but I appreciate that a regular feature of our FB group is warnings that the damn maskless Baptists from a local church are door-to-door knockin' again.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 18 September 2021 16:33 (two years ago) link

Our neighborhood group is mostly about fireworks, helicopters, dogs off leash and (sometimes) coyotes.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 18 September 2021 17:23 (two years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/9re5BM8.png

pplains, Sunday, 26 September 2021 16:35 (two years ago) link

😬

mh, Sunday, 26 September 2021 16:48 (two years ago) link

oh like kum is so much better

certified juice therapist (harbl), Sunday, 26 September 2021 16:59 (two years ago) link

It's a dumb name for a national chain!

pplains, Sunday, 26 September 2021 20:06 (two years ago) link

Young dum and full of kum

Porking level G4 (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 27 September 2021 02:41 (two years ago) link

It's a dumb name for a national chain!

― pplains, Sunday, September 26, 2021 3:06 PM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

counterpoint: we have never needed a national chain with this name more than now

class project pat (m bison), Monday, 27 September 2021 02:43 (two years ago) link

Kame and Went

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 27 September 2021 02:46 (two years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/KTak3co.jpg

pplains, Monday, 27 September 2021 02:55 (two years ago) link

same energy

pplains, Monday, 27 September 2021 02:55 (two years ago) link

cant wait til 2061 for the 69th annual capital jizz fest assuming the LIEBERALS wont have outlawed it by then

class project pat (m bison), Monday, 27 September 2021 02:59 (two years ago) link

went to kum & go yesterday after being inspired by this thread

mh, Monday, 27 September 2021 16:14 (two years ago) link


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