if i had that stack i'd probably just read the classical music-related bits.
― gnarled and turbid sinuses (Jon not Jon), Thursday, 18 June 2020 21:49 (three years ago) link
I specifically scanned the movie reviews in the table of contents (tables of content?) to help date each issue, and it felt like stumbling across a time capsule. I just skimmed an article about the Apatow/Feig casting director, and it talks about casting the "Ghostbusters" reboot, which, per another thread, I forgot existed, but which it's still hard to believe was only four years ago.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 18 June 2020 22:23 (three years ago) link
I read more of the fiction issue than I have in awhile
― change display name (Jordan), Thursday, 18 June 2020 22:32 (three years ago) link
i'm perpetually 6 months behind with the NYRB and i get the same feeling with their politics articles. someone spent weeks of their life on this article and with the benefit of hindsight it was based on totally faulty premises about what would happen. every single time.
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Thursday, 18 June 2020 22:33 (three years ago) link
(Ugh, just noticed I put an apostrophe in "New Yorker's." I'm not sure I've ever done that before, and it's super ironic that I should do it when writing the name of that particular magazine. I blame the beer, a delicious hazy DIPA from Revolution which is perfect for the weather.)
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 18 June 2020 22:36 (three years ago) link
I changed my approach in 2004. I read *so many* NYer articles about Kerry and the election, all (retrospectively) total wastes of time.
― Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 18 June 2020 23:21 (three years ago) link
reporting the news is just a mistake all around
― all cats are beautiful (silby), Friday, 19 June 2020 01:04 (three years ago) link
especially that "what will happen in a month" type feature-writing reporting. We'll find out! Relax!
caek you could just save time by not reading tomasky in the first place
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 19 June 2020 08:38 (three years ago) link
I skip them all! I only read the reviews of academic press books I will never read
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Friday, 19 June 2020 15:30 (three years ago) link
I only read it for the European Beret advert.
― Sam Weller, Friday, 19 June 2020 15:45 (three years ago) link
zoom dick incident
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 19 October 2020 18:35 (three years ago) link
https://www.vice.com/en/article/epdgm4/new-yorker-suspends-jeffrey-toobin-for-zoom-dick-incident
Wait did he just whip it out? Like, phew, now that I'm off that important zoom call I'm just going to whip out my dick?
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 October 2020 18:44 (three years ago) link
That's what it sounds like?
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 19 October 2020 18:45 (three years ago) link
omg haaaa
― error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 19 October 2020 18:45 (three years ago) link
this guy wtf
― error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 19 October 2020 18:46 (three years ago) link
let those who have not ended their zoom calls this way throw the first stone
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 19 October 2020 18:47 (three years ago) link
why do people think the call was over?if he ever writes a thinkpiece about this we're pretending he didn't
― lukas, Monday, 19 October 2020 18:47 (three years ago) link
Zoom = the new Chatroulette
― but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 19 October 2020 18:52 (three years ago) link
Toobin also once hit on a female media figure, repeatedly, offering to fist her. He even followed her back to her hotel room to do this. https://t.co/pThhATxDgM https://t.co/8AirF17p90— foster kamer. (@weareyourfek) October 19, 2020
― lukas, Monday, 19 October 2020 19:10 (three years ago) link
wtf man
― sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Monday, 19 October 2020 19:25 (three years ago) link
yeahhh sorry - feel free to delete or spoiler tag
― lukas, Monday, 19 October 2020 19:27 (three years ago) link
not super into the humorous zoom content on twitter right now given this appears to have been sexual assault
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Monday, 19 October 2020 20:20 (three years ago) link
Wait so he intentionally flashed a coworker? On a work Zoom call? What?
― shout-out to his family (DJP), Monday, 19 October 2020 20:24 (three years ago) link
yeah, i'm waiting to hear the details. i think a lot of people had first reactions and just assumed they knew what happened - masturbating? having sex with someone? using the restroom/showering? there's all sorts of ways to show your dick during a zoom call
― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Monday, 19 October 2020 20:27 (three years ago) link
the vice article is not written in the way you would expect if it were obviously an accident
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Monday, 19 October 2020 20:28 (three years ago) link
Toobinβs Conde Nast email has been disabled and he has not tweeted since October 13. He did, however, appear on CNN, where he is the networkβs chief legal analyst, on Saturday. βJeff Toobin has asked for some time off while he deals with a personal issue, which we have granted,β CNN said in a statement.
this is not someone changing their clothes while they think the camera is off.
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Monday, 19 October 2020 20:29 (three years ago) link
sure, but it could also be...toobin sleeping with someone that isn't his wife?
― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Monday, 19 October 2020 20:30 (three years ago) link
on zoom?
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Monday, 19 October 2020 20:30 (three years ago) link
Toobin should have confirmed the camera was off before he whipped out his personal issue.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 October 2020 20:30 (three years ago) link
beats me! i don't know, i read the vice article in a different way. it seemed purposefully vague, but not in a way that hinted at a malicious act. just an embarrassing one.
i'm sure someone on that haunted zoom call will leak the details. hopefully they're just embarrassing.
― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Monday, 19 October 2020 20:32 (three years ago) link
beats me!
Well, as Toobin would probably tell you, it ain't gonna beat itself.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 October 2020 20:34 (three years ago) link
ok, so that puts josh in the "he was masturbating" camp
― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Monday, 19 October 2020 20:36 (three years ago) link
that might be the most likely thing!
given he has history, no one is saying anything, and he's been put on leave, i'm not sure i agree with that.
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Monday, 19 October 2020 20:40 (three years ago) link
okay, so! - heard several name-y staffers were on the call- hearing the call was recorded- hearing that everyone had taken a break during a long call, and that *gestures* THAT is what they came back toand:- hearing remnick had to be the one to alert him.— foster kamer. (@weareyourfek) October 19, 2020
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 19 October 2020 20:40 (three years ago) link
Can I just say that I am puzzled by describing repeatedly asking someone if you can fist them as "hitting on them"?
I mean, I guess in a very specific way
― shout-out to his family (DJP), Monday, 19 October 2020 20:42 (three years ago) link
"i thought i had muted the Zoom video"
oh no
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 19 October 2020 20:42 (three years ago) link
no no no no
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 19 October 2020 20:43 (three years ago) link
look who among us
but no no no
lmao Tracer
― shout-out to his family (DJP), Monday, 19 October 2020 20:44 (three years ago) link
who amongst us hasn't gotten so worked up by a tedious work call that the only possible way to blah blah blah
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 19 October 2020 20:45 (three years ago) link
β Guayaquil (eephus!),
Kathryn Bigelow's best film imo
― Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 19 October 2020 20:46 (three years ago) link
"Uh, Jeff? You've got a little penis on your hand there, and I mean little"
― shout-out to his family (DJP), Monday, 19 October 2020 20:48 (three years ago) link
might have been extra weird and creepy if he knew the video was off but left the audio on.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 October 2020 20:49 (three years ago) link
Given the fisting story part of me kinda wonders if it wasn't even about dick-in-hand, if maybe they all came back from a break to the full Goatse.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 19 October 2020 20:52 (three years ago) link
i have no opinion on zoom dick but i do kinda want to know if 'repeatedly asking someone if you can fist them' is an approach that ever actually worked for 2bin
― mookieproof, Monday, 19 October 2020 20:53 (three years ago) link
think toobin, rather than zoom, should be liable for the D? Then you get why S230 matters.— Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair π¦₯ (@senatorshoshana) October 19, 2020
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Monday, 19 October 2020 20:55 (three years ago) link