will noisey have moved forward, done the work and fought like fuck?

i don't understand why that article exists. are there really people that are hip and literate that are actually that stupid? ... or is it supposed to be "ironic" ?

i don't understand why that article exists. are there really people that are hip and literate that are actually that stupid? ... or is it supposed to be "ironic" ?

― sarahell, Tuesday, June 16, 2020 11:50 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Do you not remember the '00s?

correct answer is "Vice"

If you can remember the '00s, you weren't really there, at the Vice dorm party, snorting coke off a pasty guy's balls

I'll snort it wherever I find it baby

All Tomorrow's Pasty Guy's Balls

Do you not remember the '00s?

― The Mandymoorian (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, June 16, 2020 10:15 AM (yesterday)

The 00's are kinda blurry tbh, spent just about the entire decade putting on warehouse shows -- I probably did it all wrong because I didn't read Vice

/Do you not remember the '00s?

― The Mandymoorian (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, June 16, 2020 10:15 AM (yesterday)/

The 00's are kinda blurry tbh, spent just about the entire decade putting on warehouse shows -- I probably did it all wrong because I didn't read Vice

"I used to book '00s OAKLAND warehouse shows for the scene that produced Aids Wolf, Child Abuse and Twodeadsluts Onegoodfuck and I do *NOT* remember an era where it was cool to be edgy"

xp -- you do remember that year where I genuinely only heard the Beatles twice whereas you heard them constantly?

you do remember that two decades where you put on a total babe-in-the-woods act on ILX even though you're terminally online and live in a metropolitan area

and maybe you "stumbled across" copies of Vice because you were a dude in a band playing shows, whereas I was trying to get a bunch of dudes from a bunch of bands to actually load-in their gear, set it up, sound check, play their sets, strike their gear so the next band could play without everyone sitting around for 40 minutes while the band that just played walk through the crowd like gods among men, plus make sure the audience members who are hanging outside drinking alcohol illegally sold at our warehouse shows aren't being so conspicuous as to attract police attention ... and making sure there's toilet paper in the bathroom ... and making sure that we aren't out of bottled water .... and, you know ... being responsible and shit

you do remember that two decades where you put on a total babe-in-the-woods act on ILX even though you're terminally online and live in a metropolitan area

two decades? I've only been on ilx since like December 2008 -- that is uh ... one decade and change

literally all I know about the ‘00s hipster edgelord coke scene I learned from reading noize board pre-‘08

TS: Vice Guide to Partying vs Vice Guide to All the Races

This trip down memory lane is not doing anything for my blood pressure

the saddest beef

I was talking about Vice

I was at a vice party on a boat in Barcelona (free booze) in the 00s and there was a Spanish hipster with a shirt that said "no soy creyente en el virús del SIDA" ("I am not a believer in the AIDS virus") on it and that seemed very on brand

i’m ironically jizzing on a picture of saddam hussein stumbling over a stack of vice magazines with the mirror cover while a band that looks like the strokes takes a picture of me with their phones and posts it to carles’ blog

My friend went to a Vice party in the Aughties and told me the DJ played nothing but Skrewdriver and nobody was the wiser

Now Noisey had articles about how wearing Skrewdriver shirts is problematic. YOUVE COME A LONG WAY BABY

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, December 17, 2016 1:26 PM (three years ago) bookmarkflaglink

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/wjg34w/how-to-know-if-you-are-a-hipster-racist

Ended up voting “no”

But they still got two more months..........

We are going to start every week by re-reading this letter. We are going to remember our outrage at this moment and let it fuel our direction over the next four years. We are never going to let ourselves get complacent. We are never going to let the flames of resistance burn out.

some small part of me wished you got on their editorial staff before this poll expired.

all hands meeting on monday, we're going to review some key directives

but also let's get some clicks out there!

Have they fart like fuck yet

always, fart like fuck, always

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

*bites nails*

vote twice for justice

anyone here ever been to kokie's? i always associate the legend of that place with the vice of yore

i walked past it many times and laughed but no i never went there iirc.

Judging by the torrent of angry anti-Noisey Trump tweets over the years, yeah they did they work and fought like fuck. They really got under his skin.

wish the results to this poll could be read out in the Curtis narrator voice tomorrow

I think this is the nicest thing I've ever said about Vice/Vice contributers:

Not everyone who writes for Vice is entirely terrible, some people just wanna get paid by dicks

― the pheromones of hot clothing (DJP), Saturday, March 30, 2013 8:23 PM bookmarkflaglink

nearly everyone who gets paid to do anything is paid by at least a few dicks

sometimes also some vaginas

don't forget the assholes

one assumes the assholes are always there

i get paid by puppies

(and I mean actual dogs u pervs)

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had some prepositional confusion there -- wondering the exchange rate of dicks to dollars vs dollars to donuts

don't GIS "dicks to donuts"

worst Harry Potter spell

"eat a dick" now a confusing insult

feel like this is going to be a landslide, polls are ignoring shy dave cool voters