love* in the time of plague (and by love* i mean brexit* and other dreary matters of uk politics)

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Keir Starmer is getting outflanked to the left by CBeebies https://t.co/yaLkgbwswR

— Rory (@Moffat_Agnostic) June 14, 2020

xyzzzz__, Monday, 15 June 2020 13:48 (three years ago) link

xp niknakskes abound

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 15 June 2020 13:56 (three years ago) link

Lol this racist cunt Nick Buckley who doesn't know the difference between proscribed, prescribed and described.

I bet that tosser's never eaten a scampo in his life

comparing me to Harold Shipman is unfair (Noodle Vague), Monday, 15 June 2020 14:02 (three years ago) link

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Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 15 June 2020 14:04 (three years ago) link

Give it time.

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 15 June 2020 14:05 (three years ago) link

Google is broken

comparing me to Harold Shipman is unfair (Noodle Vague), Monday, 15 June 2020 14:06 (three years ago) link

Good to see the growing realisation that a huge amount of the money that has been thrown at NGOs over the last ten years has gone to Tory chancers, undercover cops and MI5 assets.

ShariVari, Monday, 15 June 2020 14:06 (three years ago) link

i have ilxor Tim H to thank for introducing me to the Scampi Fries gestalt. I can still remember the place: The Old King's Head on Borough High Street. Every subsequent Scampi Fry (Frie?) has tasted.... just as good

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 15 June 2020 14:06 (three years ago) link

https://www.campaignlive.co.uk/article/branding-news-brief-nik-naks-brings-naughty-n-saucy-variety/233632

^^^this was the second time this idea had been unleashed on GBP (the first was in 1994, when it contained libido-enhancing ginseng rather than aphrodisiac guarana seed)

mark s, Monday, 15 June 2020 14:11 (three years ago) link

Good to see the growing realisation that a huge amount of the money that has been thrown at NGOs over the last ten years has gone to Tory chancers, undercover cops and MI5 assets.

Absolutely convinced this guy was in The Bill for a couple of years:

https://aboutmanchester.co.uk/charity-leader-nick-buckley-awarded-mbe-for-services-to-the-community/

Matt DC, Monday, 15 June 2020 14:14 (three years ago) link

he does have strong bent copper energy

comparing me to Harold Shipman is unfair (Noodle Vague), Monday, 15 June 2020 14:49 (three years ago) link

Ok @GOVUK @BorisJohnson I know how averse you are to erasing the past, but you should *really* look into your latest COVID-19 immigration form pic.twitter.com/i1qSFITQkN

— Max Fras (@maxfras) June 15, 2020

gyac, Monday, 15 June 2020 15:27 (three years ago) link

Travel corridor with Prussia plz.

Matt DC, Monday, 15 June 2020 15:32 (three years ago) link

Stanley Johnson doing a bit of work to help his son out

https://youtu.be/BvQpdb2jGgs

gyac, Monday, 15 June 2020 15:44 (three years ago) link

brb, off to Siam

comparing me to Harold Shipman is unfair (Noodle Vague), Monday, 15 June 2020 15:46 (three years ago) link

Burns beat me to it, d'oh

comparing me to Harold Shipman is unfair (Noodle Vague), Monday, 15 June 2020 15:47 (three years ago) link

Ceylon, Ceylon
Oh mighty ship of state

Matt DC, Monday, 15 June 2020 15:47 (three years ago) link

bodes well for reconstruction

comparing me to Harold Shipman is unfair (Noodle Vague), Monday, 15 June 2020 16:17 (three years ago) link

"(Rashford) has been using his profile in a positive way to highlight some very important issues"...

...that the leader of the Labour Party couldn't be arsed with until today because it was focused grouped and wasn't likely to bring him a 2.7 point poll boost with tory voting cunts and he was trying a forensically constructive approach to Tory-policy child poverty which involves not giving a flying fuck about it.

calzino, Monday, 15 June 2020 16:29 (three years ago) link

This is what's coming.

Priti Patel just called Jeremy Corbyn's politics racist in the House of Commons

The home secretary said: "I am saddened that the leader of the opposition has effectively failed to depart from the divisive, hateful, racist politics of its former leader"

— Lizzie Dearden (@lizziedearden) June 15, 2020

xyzzzz__, Monday, 15 June 2020 16:37 (three years ago) link

hope she said something similar to her dad when he was going to stand as a UKIP candidate

calzino, Monday, 15 June 2020 16:42 (three years ago) link

It gets worse.

Labour has sought to avoid being dragged into the debate over trans rights after it emerged that the government is considering scrapping plans to allow people to self-declare their legal gender https://t.co/VFP0E3mt6a

— The Times (@thetimes) June 15, 2020

xyzzzz__, Monday, 15 June 2020 19:21 (three years ago) link

i'm sure this is just negative spin and the LOTO is not in fact a cunt

comparing me to Harold Shipman is unfair (Noodle Vague), Monday, 15 June 2020 19:28 (three years ago) link

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/jun/15/dismay-over-adviser-chosen-set-up-uk-race-inequality-commission-munira-mirza

It is understood that Mirza has said she hopes to recruit Trevor Phillips as part of the commission. Phillips, the former chair of the Equalities and Human Rights Commission

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Subverted by buggery (Tom D.), Monday, 15 June 2020 19:38 (three years ago) link

even Theresa May was too much of a wishy washy anti-racist for Mirza liking, a real piece of work.

calzino, Monday, 15 June 2020 19:45 (three years ago) link

profiles in courage

Prosecutor Bradley Tankerton (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 15 June 2020 19:48 (three years ago) link

I mean they are just taking the piss, like when they made Liz Truss the equalities minister, you just know they are pissing themselves laughing at what a top notch windup that is.

calzino, Monday, 15 June 2020 19:48 (three years ago) link

OTM "We don't give a fuck, we've got the majority, what are you going to do about it?" New Labour were similarly cocky.

Subverted by buggery (Tom D.), Monday, 15 June 2020 20:23 (three years ago) link

In the oncoming Depression anyone finding themselves out of work could always retrain as a know-nothing gobshite fraud, a profession for which there appears to be limitless demand.

Matt DC, Monday, 15 June 2020 21:08 (three years ago) link

today's US Supreme Court decision makes these Tories look even worse on transgender rights, which I didn't think was possible!

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 15 June 2020 21:27 (three years ago) link

the faux benevolence of Trump's "I can live with it" vs Starmer's "..."

calzino, Monday, 15 June 2020 21:37 (three years ago) link

There's probably more silent TERFs likely to vote Labour (in, er, 2024) than there are trans people, so he's figured he's onto a winner!

bring wayne shorter to the slaughter (Matt #2), Monday, 15 June 2020 21:50 (three years ago) link

"Two of the government’s most powerful civil servants have said they were not aware of any attempt to make economic preparations for a possible global pandemic in the years leading up to the coronavirus outbreak.

Sir Tom Scholar and Alex Chisholm, the permanent secretaries in the Treasury and the Cabinet Office respectively, confirmed that although the government simulated an international flu outbreak in 2016, Whitehall did not devise a plan for dealing with the consequences for the economy.

Instead, Scholar told MPs, civil servants devised schemes to help businesses “as they went along”."

Matt DC, Monday, 15 June 2020 22:03 (three years ago) link

lol

https://www.indexoncensorship.org/2020/06/our-free-speech-is-under-attack-in-the-uk-and-across-the-world-and-we-need-to-fight-to-protect-it/

I can’t recall Smeeth’s position on the release of leaked documents outing her as a ‘strictly protected‘ CIA asset but I’m sure she’s in favour.

ShariVari, Tuesday, 16 June 2020 06:27 (three years ago) link

I get such a huge secondary-school bully vibe from her.

santa clause four (suzy), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 08:02 (three years ago) link

Good to know priorities for censorship include *checks notes* one of the world’s most famous authors who will get published heard wherever she wishes.

gyac, Tuesday, 16 June 2020 08:04 (three years ago) link

Oh my god ... they are ... *rubs eyes* they really are guarding the statue of George Eliot in Nuneaton. pic.twitter.com/i7yiSEjZ46

— Helen Macdonald (@HelenJMacdonald) June 16, 2020

Boris the Spreader (NickB), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 08:16 (three years ago) link

marcus sitting therese coffey on her arse

I’m concerned this is the only tweet of mine you acknowledged. Please, put rivalries aside for a second, and make a difference #maketheuturn

— Marcus Rashford (@MarcusRashford) June 16, 2020

Boris the Spreader (NickB), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 08:30 (three years ago) link

Thank you for your opposition at this difficult times Marcus:

1. When you wake up this morning and run your shower, take a second to think about parents who have had their water turned off during lockdown #maketheuturn

— Marcus Rashford (@MarcusRashford) June 16, 2020

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 16 June 2020 08:37 (three years ago) link

feel bad for mata but marcus has my heart now

Boris the Spreader (NickB), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 08:39 (three years ago) link

maybe those white middle-aged men are just all fans of Middlemarch?

the war memorials thing bothers me. have they (the protectors) really confused statues of slavers with war memorials? or are they doing it deliberately to cast, without basis, the BLM people as anti-"our-finest-hour"?

koogs, Tuesday, 16 June 2020 09:06 (three years ago) link

xp bit of 1 but mostly 2

tho churchill statues are kind of a grey area

It's absolutely a deliberate strategy from Johnson down.

ShariVari, Tuesday, 16 June 2020 09:27 (three years ago) link

Also bunch of booze and testosterone fuelled lads who are lockdown stir crazy and looking for a ruckus.

Dan Worsley, Tuesday, 16 June 2020 09:29 (three years ago) link

It is incredible how a lot of the people who were saying we absolutely must get children back to school as quickly as possible so they can eat properly are the same people apparently unwilling to feed them in any other capacity.

Wouldn't be surprised if the government u-turned on this one - you can ignore Labour comfortably but ignoring England's Marcus Rashford is more difficult - and Rashford is potentially exposing himself to a hate campaign that would dwarf anything faced by Raheem Sterling in its virulence.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 16 June 2020 09:29 (three years ago) link

Someone I went to school with was doing the whole "disgraceful, these people died for our freedoms" thing on Facebook over a picture of a defaced monument of some Confederate general with minimal impact on modern Britain but he was getting such a virtual shitkicking from several of the black people who went to our school that I just sat there and watched and then quietly defriended him. A lot of people will just kneejerk into these kinds of arguments and they can be prompted to do so with extreme ease, as the government has realised.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 16 June 2020 09:32 (three years ago) link


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