― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 13 May 2005 02:24 (eighteen years ago) link
then he takes his phone and calls somebody up and says:
"hello"
[muffled, on the other end of the phone]: "hello"
"baby"
[muffled, on the other end of the phone]: [unintelligible]
"turn the car around"
[muffled, on the other end of the phone]: "what's goin' on?"
"listen, I just need for you to get right back here now"
CLICK
he looks at me and says "well, since we're all comin' out the closetI'm not about to be the only one that's broken hearted"she said "what do you mean?"he said "just wait and see"I said "somebody better talk to see"and then his phone ringshe picks up, and somebody says "honey, I'm downstairs"and he's like "I'll buzz you upI'm on the fifth floor, honey, take the stairs"and I'm like "who is this mystery ladythat you're talking to?"he says "in time you both will know the shocking truthbaby, this is something I've been wanting to get off my chest for a long, long time"and I said "yo, I'm'a shoot you bothif you don't say what's on your mind"he says "wait, I hear somebody comin' up the stairs"and I'm lookin' at the doorhe says "I think you better sit down in a chair"I says "I'm gonna count to four"
"ONE"
he says "mister, wait!"
"TWO"
she says "please don't shoot!"
"THREE"
he says "don't shoot me!"
"FOUR"
SHE SCREAMS
THEN I KNOCK ON THE DOOR
THE GUN'S IN MY HAND
HE OPENS THE DOOR
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S A MAN
― Al (sitcom), Friday, 13 May 2005 02:29 (eighteen years ago) link
― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Friday, 13 May 2005 02:35 (eighteen years ago) link
― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Friday, 13 May 2005 02:38 (eighteen years ago) link
― Al (sitcom), Friday, 13 May 2005 02:39 (eighteen years ago) link
― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Friday, 13 May 2005 02:43 (eighteen years ago) link
― Jeff Reguilon (Talent Explosion), Friday, 13 May 2005 02:43 (eighteen years ago) link
― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Friday, 13 May 2005 02:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― Daniel Cohen (dayan), Friday, 13 May 2005 02:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― Al (sitcom), Friday, 13 May 2005 02:47 (eighteen years ago) link
that must have been one hell of a let down / mindfuck.
― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Friday, 13 May 2005 02:48 (eighteen years ago) link
(xpost "Estranged" was easily the best song/video out of the three!!!)
― Al (sitcom), Friday, 13 May 2005 02:49 (eighteen years ago) link
― Jeff Reguilon (Talent Explosion), Friday, 13 May 2005 02:49 (eighteen years ago) link
Um...?
― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Friday, 13 May 2005 02:49 (eighteen years ago) link
― Al (sitcom), Friday, 13 May 2005 02:53 (eighteen years ago) link
― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Friday, 13 May 2005 02:54 (eighteen years ago) link
― Al (sitcom), Friday, 13 May 2005 02:57 (eighteen years ago) link
― Al (sitcom), Friday, 13 May 2005 03:01 (eighteen years ago) link
― Daniel Cohen (dayan), Friday, 13 May 2005 03:13 (eighteen years ago) link
― miccio (miccio), Friday, 13 May 2005 03:16 (eighteen years ago) link
― Al (sitcom), Friday, 13 May 2005 03:16 (eighteen years ago) link
― miccio (miccio), Friday, 13 May 2005 03:17 (eighteen years ago) link
― Daniel Cohen (dayan), Friday, 13 May 2005 03:18 (eighteen years ago) link
― Al (sitcom), Friday, 13 May 2005 03:18 (eighteen years ago) link
― miccio (miccio), Friday, 13 May 2005 03:19 (eighteen years ago) link
― miccio (miccio), Friday, 13 May 2005 03:20 (eighteen years ago) link
― Al (sitcom), Friday, 13 May 2005 03:21 (eighteen years ago) link
― miccio (miccio), Friday, 13 May 2005 03:23 (eighteen years ago) link
― Al (sitcom), Friday, 13 May 2005 03:24 (eighteen years ago) link
oh man fuck you I can hear that
― milton parker (Jon L), Friday, 13 May 2005 03:26 (eighteen years ago) link
god this is great.
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 13 May 2005 03:27 (eighteen years ago) link
― Al (sitcom), Friday, 13 May 2005 03:29 (eighteen years ago) link
also i mean the gay thing might be kinda old hat for us seasoned ilx types, but dropping this type of story on urban radio is a whole difft. deal.
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 13 May 2005 03:55 (eighteen years ago) link
― cozen (Cozen), Friday, 13 May 2005 08:37 (eighteen years ago) link
― Lethal Dizzle (djdee2005), Friday, 13 May 2005 09:08 (eighteen years ago) link
No joke. I was listening to 12 Play before I went out tonight (er...last night) and around "Back to the Hood of Things" I realized that the album is um pure genius? And that he's come so far since and is horribly underrated as a performer, composer, artist etc.
― Lethal Dizzle (djdee2005), Friday, 13 May 2005 09:11 (eighteen years ago) link
― strng hlkngtn, Friday, 13 May 2005 10:22 (eighteen years ago) link
You lasted that far into the album before realizing that? Surely, you should have recognized his genius by "I Like The Crotch On You," which is easily one of the best song titles in his whole catalog, if not the entire history of recorded music.
― Jeff Reguilon (Talent Explosion), Friday, 13 May 2005 13:55 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 May 2005 13:59 (eighteen years ago) link
― Al (sitcom), Friday, 13 May 2005 14:04 (eighteen years ago) link
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 13 May 2005 15:51 (eighteen years ago) link
― Sean M (Sean M), Friday, 13 May 2005 16:38 (eighteen years ago) link
I remember when the remix to "Ignition" first dropped and I heard a lot of stations play the whole 7 minutes of both versions together for a while. it would be pretty amazing if stations started playing all 5 parts in a row once they're all out, which has gotta be somewhere near 20 minutes.
― Al (sitcom), Friday, 13 May 2005 16:45 (eighteen years ago) link
― teeny (teeny), Friday, 13 May 2005 18:20 (eighteen years ago) link
― Al (sitcom), Friday, 13 May 2005 18:27 (eighteen years ago) link
― Lethal Dizzle (djdee2005), Friday, 13 May 2005 18:27 (eighteen years ago) link
― Guy Incognito (Guy Incognito), Friday, 13 May 2005 19:20 (eighteen years ago) link
― Lethal Dizzle (djdee2005), Friday, 13 May 2005 19:21 (eighteen years ago) link
Of course, it also helps that he's nuts.
― d'ngullberry (noisemeltdown), Friday, 13 May 2005 19:25 (eighteen years ago) link