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Staring at breasts: done. Staring at crotches: the new in thing.

― Sterling Clover, Saturday, 14 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

We call them baskets. Like check out his basket.

― anthony, Saturday, 14 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

No, Cookie, I am not talking rubbish. You are. You and Nick D's representation of that gig has nothing in common with my experience of it. I seem to remember it consisting of Mooro dashing off one- liners and Stevie T talking about pipedreams of ironic pop conceptualism.

― the pinefox, Saturday, 14 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

But Pinefox is that because you were one of the chatterers at the back (that seem to plague SF on occasion) talking about literature or whatever while the rest of us were actually watching the band? and of course looking at that ass.

― cabbage, Saturday, 14 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I didn't notice Ally's ass either, Sterl.

― JM, Saturday, 14 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

You two aren't very observant.

― Otis Wheeler, Sunday, 15 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Whats wrong with a big ass aside from viusal appeal it makes anal sex easier.

― anthony, Sunday, 15 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I am currently wearing neither pant nor underthing.

― Mike Hanley, Sunday, 15 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Cabbage: yes. If you consider me a 'plague', don't worry - you won't be seeing me there much in future.

― the pinefox, Sunday, 15 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

big ass = face warmer in winter...yummm

― Geoff, Sunday, 15 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

wait. kate, your band opened for camera obscura? like, the post- swing-kids/shortwave-channel camera obscura from san diego that released to change the shape of an envelope? or (i'm guessing) a different band of that name?

oh, and i didn't notice ally's ass either.

(trust me to change the topic to music. gah.)

― sundar subramanian, Sunday, 15 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Anthony: What, like you mean a bigger target? I mean, sure, but the bullseye is just as small, eh?

― Sterling Clover, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

No the amount of cushioning and the tactile strength .

― anthony, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

*enlightened*

― Sterling Clover, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

No, you just know a bit about the mechanics of anal sex

― anthony, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Sundar, Camera Obscura are also a band from Glasgow.

I was down the front for the Lollies, saying things like "isn't her dress great?" and "look, you can see cheek!" and "she's the Toni Braxton of indie!" There was a bunch of us extolling the virtues of the split dress, but I don't think the Pinefox was standing nearby. Seeing as you had to catch the dress at the right angle for a glimpse of flesh, that would explain the difference of opinion. And he doesn't strike me as the sort of chap to go out of his way to look at a girl's bum, which is to be commended.

― Madchen, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Madchen, that was you? News of the phrase "Toni Braxton of indie" reached the Lollies list, and I think Rachel ended up using it as her .sig for a week or two. I'm glad to now know where it came from.

― masonic boom, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

See, Otis, this is why I needed you guys with me in Chinatown. I mean, not only would it have meant I would've had someone to talk to (besides Sundar, I mean, who was very nice and also THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN TALKING TO ME AT ALL), but I would've had people who were doing nothing but noticing my ass. Which is really what these meets are all about. If I EVER go to a meet again, which I don't plan to, you better show up otherwise I'm stabbing myself with a fork. Unfortunately that's not much of a threat because I think you're waiting for me to do something ridiculous like that.

― Ally, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

A big ass is not so unvirtuous as a big pancreas.

― Mike Hanle y, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Well, I suppose that's true.

― Ally, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Who is Toni Braxton?

― the pinefox, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

She's annoying, you don't need to know her.

― Ally, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Click here to find out

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

But there's no pictures of her ass. And I really don't want to know what would happen if I googled "toni braxton" and "ass".

― masonic boom, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Her tits look like an ass at a recent award show

― Mike Hanle y, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Are you sure? I admit I didn't follow any of the links, but the presence of the word 'nude' in the second site's title suggests that it might contain Braxton arse action.

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

OK, I'll put you out of your misery. I searched "Toni Braxton" Dress Grammy et voila

― Madchen, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

OK, Rachel's ass-showage at Upstairs at the Garage was nowhere near that much. However, her ass-showage at The Spitz revealed far more than Toni Braxton even did. I'd post a link, but I think the photo is on the secret members only Lollies server. However, if you go to Rattail Jim's site and search for the Lollies, there's a photo of the ass-showing dress there.

― masonic boom, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I would totally wear that dress. I'm going to wear it to the next get together.

― Ally, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Man, I wanted to say something clever but....you've all basically covered EVERYTHING, so , um, .......hi.

― Chris, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Or rather UNCOVERED everthing . no? hee hee hee! (Prances merrily about with a small tin cup of champagne, foaming in th e mouth)

― Mike Hanle y, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I really wanna hang out with mike.

― Ally, Monday, 16 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Christ, Ally. You and fred just kept talking to one another in hushed tones. Tracer, Sundar, Jimmy, and I all had a great time with plenty of conversation to go around. You two just needed to argue on your own time. Besides which, bnw was far more out of the loop throughout.

― Sterling Clover, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

And re: madchen, I believe -- Is it really commendable that guys not go out of their way to look at shapely parts of women? I'd argue that what's really commendable is going out of your way to *deny* having done such.

― Sterling Clover, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I wasn't arguing with anyone, how could I what with Fred's time being taken up by making salacious comments about bizarro Britney Spears photos? I chatted with Sundar, he was lovely and talked about things besides Lotion. The next get together is going to be great, I should only attend every other get together.

― Ally, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Actually, *I* talked to sundar, and he gave me his version of slowcore which was somewhere between Pendergast's version of ambient and Eddy's version of metal. I think the deal was that we were brought together by our common music geekery, and you seemed to be much less inclined to talk incessantly about music. Tracer? Jimmy? Sundar? back me up.

― Sterling Clover, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

ally: thank you.

i talked to bnw. he was pretty quiet most of the night though.

― sundar subramanian, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

He was a nice chap, I quite liked him but he was with me on the not talking front.

Getting together to discuss nothing but music = dud. Invariably. The first so-called get together I had to leave the table and go talk to random people in the bar because the music talk had bordered on unbearable, particularly since a certain person there was trying to pick fights by making ludicrious statements (it was way obvious, Wheeler will back me up). This is what I'm saying, every other get together is an affair to remember, I mean we still talk about the Potion Lounge weekend around my workplace because they find the story SO FASCINATING ("Why are you dating the guy who called you a whore?" "I'm not, how many times do I have to explain this story?" "Tell it again, it's funny". "NO." etc). I just need to start going to every other one, that way I have nothing but wonderful memories of you all.

― Ally, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

WHat about getting together to discuss nothing but Ally's ass?

― Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Well, I know Mr. Hanley would be in for that. Let's set a date, can you come down to NYC not this weekend but the next? Because some peeps should be in town then, so we'll get them plus my new batch of bisexual singing friends and we'll all discuss my backside until I start crying and hurl myself off the balcony. Now THAT would be a get together.

― Ally, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

That sounds like a movie pitch, Ally.

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

You and Mr Kitty both

― Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Isn't that what _American Sweethearts_ is about? All I see in the trailers are people making disparaging comments about "Kiki". God, that looks like an awful movie. Damn Them for fucking up a movie starring John Cusack.

If we're going to start dropping terms like "Pendergast's version of ambient" in the midst of the conversation, I'll have to remember to bring my dunce cap along. Or drink about 10 Midori Sours.

And I think it's possible to comment on a woman's physical attributes without looking like a leering, drooling horn-dog. Though, again, as mentioned previously, the best thing to do when the topic comes up is shut the hell up, because even if you have something nice to say, you'll come off sounding skeevy, and possibly offend.

― David Raposa, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

It'd only be the BEST MOVIE EVER, Dan. I'm played by Uma Thurman + 20lbs. Stephanie is played by the girl who plays the secretary on Ally McBeal. You are of course played by Hootie in his film debut. Mike will be played by John Cusack. Otis and Ramon will be played by Matt Damon and Ben Affleck in their patented "cooky Massachusetts guys" roles. Our friend will be played by Hal Sparks, and his roommates are Sarah Jessica Parker and Thora Birch. It'll be so fantastic. Who can I call to get this made?

― Ally, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

MArtin Van Peebles. I am played by Jugde reinhold anyways

― Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Dude, it's my movie. Though perhaps you'd accept Judd Nelson?

― Ally, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

NO way he looks worse the Greico. Only if you are played by Paula Poundstone

― Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Paula Poundstone? HARSH.

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

tit for tat!

― Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Judd Nelson is hella cool, haven't you ever seen those movies from the 80s? You're totally on crack if you don't want to be Judd Nelson. As I've already pointed out, it's my film so you have nothing you can say about it. YOU ARE JUDD NELSON. You shouldn't have complained about Cusack.

― Ally, Tuesday, 17 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

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