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Scrotums are the touchy-feely way to talk about male bits. They're all vulnerable and timid, unlike the erect penis.

― sam therapy, Friday, 16 April 2004 12:54 (twenty years ago) link

im not too keen on the balls in the mouth thing.

― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Friday, 16 April 2004 12:55 (twenty years ago) link

to be honest me neither.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 16 April 2004 12:56 (twenty years ago) link

so what do you boys want us ladeez to do with them then?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 16 April 2004 12:56 (twenty years ago) link

Oh dear, I should go back to study for tomorrow's exam, but it's hard to concentrate on Aristothelian ethics after all these balls.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 16 April 2004 12:56 (twenty years ago) link

heh, i didn't know you were a lady till now pinkpanther :)

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 16 April 2004 12:57 (twenty years ago) link

my wife and i aren't making porno's we are trying to make a baby. and since when does balls in the mouth impregnate a woman. if it did, i probably have about 35 kids from my college days.

― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Friday, 16 April 2004 12:57 (twenty years ago) link

so what do you boys want us ladeez to do with them then?

Gentle licking is nice, you might accidentally get too ruff with your fingers.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 16 April 2004 12:58 (twenty years ago) link

i'm not calling for lengthy ball s**king here! but a bit of attention whilst yer down there is nice!

― mullygrubber (gaz), Friday, 16 April 2004 12:58 (twenty years ago) link

really? I never knew it was so....uhh...U&K

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 16 April 2004 12:59 (twenty years ago) link

Cup them gently.

― sam therapy, Friday, 16 April 2004 12:59 (twenty years ago) link

I like it when my sack makes a bat wing.

― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Friday, 16 April 2004 12:59 (twenty years ago) link

o yeah

― mullygrubber (gaz), Friday, 16 April 2004 13:00 (twenty years ago) link

goodness, i've got a week to catch up on my sexual technique. I'm totally relying on you guys.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 16 April 2004 13:01 (twenty years ago) link

The main thing is you have to very gentle. Girls are often too rough with the little man and his two mates.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 16 April 2004 13:05 (twenty years ago) link

Scrotums are cool, scrotums are groovy
They don\\\'t make a noise while you\\\'re watching a movie

― deep sea jiver, Friday, 16 April 2004 13:06 (twenty years ago) link

"have to be"

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 16 April 2004 13:06 (twenty years ago) link

This reminds me of something a guy I once knew used to say when trying to impress upon people his wider experience of the world:

"Listen son, I was in Baghdad before you were out of your Dad's bag"

Rather topical too.

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 16 April 2004 13:09 (twenty years ago) link

:-(

I read in a book that you should make a ring (with your fingers) around the top & give them a little tug! Oh how I laughed!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 16 April 2004 13:09 (twenty years ago) link

Oops, I didnt mean to scare you lot off!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 16 April 2004 13:18 (twenty years ago) link

I don't know, no one's ever done that to me. Doesn't sound particularly enjoyable.

What sort of a book it was, if I may ask?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 16 April 2004 13:47 (twenty years ago) link

Was it written by Andrea Dworkin by any chance?

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 16 April 2004 13:51 (twenty years ago) link

So, I come back from reading Aristotle, and find out that no one wants to talk about scrotum any longer?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 16 April 2004 15:48 (twenty years ago) link

This is not the thread for talk about Aristotle.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 April 2004 15:52 (twenty years ago) link

It isn't, I meant that it presented a nice alternative to reading Aristotle. But I guess I'll have to return to the old, ball-les Greek chap.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 16 April 2004 15:56 (twenty years ago) link

True, these days he would indeed lack that, as well as much other bodily integrity.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 April 2004 15:56 (twenty years ago) link

I guess I'm being unfair, though, those old Greek chaps paid a lot attention to balls, as well as to other things penile. I just wish Aristotle would've written less about ethics and more about balls.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 16 April 2004 16:00 (twenty years ago) link

That was what was in the lost book about comedy. The Name of the Rose would have been a lot different if William of Baskerville had gotten the book from Jose only to discover it was nothing but jokes about scrota and ball-punching between two guys named Ephrates and Xenocrates.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 April 2004 16:01 (twenty years ago) link

fifteen years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hcrdjn33h-4

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 14:19 (four years ago) link

great revive

― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 14:19 (four years ago) link

ffs

― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 14:20 (four years ago) link

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