most pathetic Jacob Wohl smear

Biden be dyen is def weekend update tho

That was the coolest Warren ever got to be

WARREN BE WHORIN

Whichever one that featured the press conference with his cartoon lawyer who got up and extolled the genius of Wohl while his fly was down.

Mueller?

Google says yes.

Yes. That was some fucking high comedy. Holiday Inn meeting room, the accuser “couldn’t make it”, the press who were bored enough to show up openly mocking them. So fucking good.

Absolutely 100 per cent Warren and the marine with a sex scar

It's always a good day to be reminded that I got where I am because a great education was available for $50 a semester at the University of Houston (go Cougars!). We need to cancel student debt and make college free for everyone who wants it. pic.twitter.com/fHasLm0j9P

— Elizabeth Warren (@ewarren) October 3, 2019

for me it's gotta be Mueller assault featuring lead investigator Christoph Waltz

the warren "accuser" just breaking like jimmy fallon was fun

for me it's gotta be Mueller assault featuring lead investigator Christoph Waltz

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'Mueller assault' was the breakthrough hit. It's been diminishing returns since then.

How could you forget the Schiff smear with the photoshopped picture of him in Ed Buck’s apartment with a scantily clad man laying beside him on the couch?

This work of genius

Oh, fucked up the URL. THIS work of genius.

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Late Summer Tour:

The Trump appointee at USAID we reported saying women shouldn't hold public office, called for mass deportation of refugees, and who attacked the "gay agenda" says she holding a press conference with Jacob Wohl's group. pic.twitter.com/lOcdbVFMrh

— andrew kaczynski🤔 (@KFILE) August 3, 2020

Corrigan is also demanding now that the House Foreign Affairs chairman debate her and Jacob Wohl.

This was deputy White House liaison at the agency until an hour ago. pic.twitter.com/bjPhaOzKEq

— andrew kaczynski🤔 (@KFILE) August 3, 2020

NEW: A source close to the matters tells me Merritt Corrigan was held hostage by Jack Burkman and Jacob Wohl.

— Zachary Petrizzo (@ZTPetrizzo) August 4, 2020

This usually the kind of thing they try to pin on lefties.

Whatta buncha champs

https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-most-absurd-trumpian-drama-ever-is-taking-place-at-of-all-places-usaid?ref=author

...a conduit sent a statement from Corrigan herself that was darker in implication. Corrigan now claimed she’d become the pawn of individuals who had attempted to “ruin” her.

"I would like to apologize,” it read. “Especially to the people who have been affected or hurt by the messages sent from my Twitter account, and the claims made in my name over the past 24 hours. I did NOT send these messages, and while I vehemently protested about them being sent in my name, my devices were not in my control. I see now that I was part of an abusive scheme and I was used to attack people that have nothing to do with me.

“I will not be participating in any press conferences as claimed in my name, and will have nothing to do with individuals who forced me to hand over my devices so they could control me and the output in my name. Due to naivete and inexperience, I became involved with people who abused my trust, conned me, and claimed they were working in my interest. I became powerless in a situation, and I deeply regret not reaching out to people who knew better, or could help me.”

This guy makes James O'Keefe look like a genius

More!

In a bizarre twist, Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman have now issued a statement saying Merritt Corrigan, fired from USAID yesterday amid anti-LGBT tweets, has accused them of kidnapping her and forcing her to send the tweets

— Josh Lederman (@JoshNBCNews) August 5, 2020

Uh.

The statement claims that Wohl and Corrigan were in an "intense sexual relationship." It alleges without evidence that Corrigan had planned to implicate Pompeo in a foreign "gold watch scandal" but caved under pressure

— Josh Lederman (@JoshNBCNews) August 5, 2020

https://www.thedailybeast.com/jacob-wohl-staged-fake-fbi-raid-on-business-partner-actor-hired-for-production-says

nobody cares about them so they’re faking FBI raids on.. themselves?

correct

it’s brilliant

The actors who participated were promised $400 in cash. But Abraham said that they were told after the shoot that they couldn’t be paid in cash, and were asked to email their full names and home addresses to Burkman so that he could mail them checks.

making it pretty clear you’re not going to pay your extras seems like an amazing way to keep things under wraps

Nathan For You series 5 is going deep

oh dear Jacob

Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman charged with multiple felonies by Michigan attorney general. Face several years in prison. And AGs in OH, PA, IL and NY also seem to be investigating the pair https://t.co/b5Egr6xMf6

— Evan Siegfried (@evansiegfried) October 1, 2020

Good for them! They’ve really been trying so hard to make that happen, it’s nice to see persistence pay off.

— Colin Young (@Hayes77519) October 1, 2020

he's already been charged with a felony (or felonies) in California, no?

Yup, but out on bond, so this will likely result in that bond being revoked. Pobrecito.

He still has a couple months to lobby for that pardon.

State charges so far, Trump can’t save him.

Sad!

LMAOOOO

The prosecutor in the Jack Wohl case says Wohl and Burkman showed up to their arraignment with a film crew and a stack of $100 bills, to flourish when they paid their bail. Now the prosecutor wants a $1 million bail.

— Will Sommer (@willsommer) October 8, 2020

Roffle

A twist in Jacob Wohl's felony case for voter suppression in Michigan: prosecutors want to call the fake Pete Buttigieg sexual assault accuser as a witness against Wohl. All the schemes are coming back for this trial.

— Will Sommer (@willsommer) October 22, 2020

It's like the final episode of Seinfeld.

Holy shit, Wohl is defending himself!?

The judge just asked Burkman and Wohl about the bogus claims made in their robocall, including their forced vaccination claim. Wohl is currently defending himself - which I'm pretty sure is a bad idea!

— Zachary Petrizzo (@ZTPetrizzo) October 26, 2020

Wohl and Burkman, while under indictment for robocalls in one state and investigation in others, are apparently answering questions about it in a hearing in a civil case. /1 https://t.co/hShMnBJV6c

— VaccinnateSantasHat (@Popehat) October 26, 2020

At this rate, the kid is gonna self-own himself right into the White House if he isn't careful.

there's a recurring discussion in the on cinema thread of whether tim heidecker's character in that show is a send-up of trump, the issue being that on cinema tim is a little too small time to really be "trumpian" per se, so i'd like to advance the theory that tim heidecker invented jacob wohl

Jacob Wohl doesn't create smears. He *is* the smear.

and by that I mean a *shit* smear.

which I surmise you probably already concluded so pretend I didn't post a second time

Such genius.

The hearing finished with Wohl objecting that their robocall ever stated to "stay home," which was promptly proven to be a lie by the plaintiff's legal team - citing the calls transcripts.

— Zachary Petrizzo (@ZTPetrizzo) October 26, 2020

I mean reading that I'm beginning to think Wohl really DID think he overhead hipsters in coffeeshops and is just hallucinating reality.

xp at Brad

There was some candidate on twitter — I think for a state legislature? — that was so ridiculous that people were asking Tim if the dude was him doing a bit. Heidecker started retweeting the dude, of course

Never rains but it pours

Right-wing fraudsters Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman have been indicted in Cuyahoga County over robocall scheme that spread misinformation to urban voters https://t.co/PqP897YmIB

— Cleveland Scene (@ClevelandScene) October 27, 2020

wow this year has given me permanent amnesia but read to the end of that article but forgot the scoop they had on elizabeth warren's hot affair with a kinky marine

Is he mentally ill?

Is he mentally ill?

Which one?

Our man Wohl. But possibly the kinky marine as well.

Whomp whomp

This just in:

Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman have "retained the services of DialMyCalls, which has completed the process of" calling the prior robocall recipients in order to comply with the judge's order, their lawyers say in a new filing. 🔽 https://t.co/wpQ0frF4To pic.twitter.com/XHFge4hOCa

— Adam Klasfeld (@KlasfeldReports) October 30, 2020

Get your Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman mugshots https://t.co/qCtAfXHL3D

— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) November 13, 2020

won't be smiling in a few months

Wohl, 22, of Irvine, California, and Burkman, 54

what the fuck

the actual "those darn fratboys"

xp: he looks hella older in other pics.

Burkman straight off the cover of the fratboy version of Trainspotting

someone get that 54-year-old who definitely isn't on hormone drugs of some kind some oxy pads

lol yeah

I suppose whatever I have to do is better than what you have to do, which is visit your son in jail.

— Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) September 1, 2021