agreed that the hunk marine one is funniest for both the worst staging and the initial premise
― mh, Saturday, 13 June 2020 03:49 (three years ago) link
yeah, it didn't even fit his usual M.O.
― Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 June 2020 04:02 (three years ago) link
Biden be dyen is def weekend update tho
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 13 June 2020 04:05 (three years ago) link
That was the coolest Warren ever got to be
― k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Saturday, 13 June 2020 04:09 (three years ago) link
WARREN BE WHORIN
― Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 June 2020 04:11 (three years ago) link
Whichever one that featured the press conference with his cartoon lawyer who got up and extolled the genius of Wohl while his fly was down.Mueller?
― circa1916, Saturday, 13 June 2020 04:43 (three years ago) link
Google says yes.
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 13 June 2020 04:46 (three years ago) link
Yes. That was some fucking high comedy. Holiday Inn meeting room, the accuser “couldn’t make it”, the press who were bored enough to show up openly mocking them. So fucking good.
― circa1916, Saturday, 13 June 2020 04:51 (three years ago) link
Absolutely 100 per cent Warren and the marine with a sex scar
― josh az (2011nostalgia), Saturday, 13 June 2020 05:38 (three years ago) link
It's always a good day to be reminded that I got where I am because a great education was available for $50 a semester at the University of Houston (go Cougars!). We need to cancel student debt and make college free for everyone who wants it. pic.twitter.com/fHasLm0j9P— Elizabeth Warren (@ewarren) October 3, 2019
― fatuous salad (symsymsym), Saturday, 13 June 2020 06:50 (three years ago) link
for me it's gotta be Mueller assault featuring lead investigator Christoph Waltz
― our god is a wee lil god (Karl Malone), Saturday, 13 June 2020 06:57 (three years ago) link
the warren "accuser" just breaking like jimmy fallon was fun
― Rik Waller-Bridge (jim in vancouver), Saturday, 13 June 2020 06:58 (three years ago) link
― circa1916, Saturday, 13 June 2020 07:12 (three years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Tuesday, 30 June 2020 00:01 (three years ago) link
'Mueller assault' was the breakthrough hit. It's been diminishing returns since then.
― witless shade (jmm), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 00:15 (three years ago) link
How could you forget the Schiff smear with the photoshopped picture of him in Ed Buck’s apartment with a scantily clad man laying beside him on the couch?
― unashamed and trash (Unctious), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 01:06 (three years ago) link
This work of genius
― unashamed and trash (Unctious), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 01:10 (three years ago) link
Oh, fucked up the URL. THIS work of genius.
― unashamed and trash (Unctious), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 01:11 (three years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Wednesday, 1 July 2020 00:01 (three years ago) link
Late Summer Tour:
The Trump appointee at USAID we reported saying women shouldn't hold public office, called for mass deportation of refugees, and who attacked the "gay agenda" says she holding a press conference with Jacob Wohl's group. pic.twitter.com/lOcdbVFMrh— andrew kaczynski🤔 (@KFILE) August 3, 2020
Corrigan is also demanding now that the House Foreign Affairs chairman debate her and Jacob Wohl. This was deputy White House liaison at the agency until an hour ago. pic.twitter.com/bjPhaOzKEq— andrew kaczynski🤔 (@KFILE) August 3, 2020
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 3 August 2020 23:19 (three years ago) link
NEW: A source close to the matters tells me Merritt Corrigan was held hostage by Jack Burkman and Jacob Wohl.— Zachary Petrizzo (@ZTPetrizzo) August 4, 2020
This usually the kind of thing they try to pin on lefties.
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 21:51 (three years ago) link
Whatta buncha champs
https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-most-absurd-trumpian-drama-ever-is-taking-place-at-of-all-places-usaid?ref=author
...a conduit sent a statement from Corrigan herself that was darker in implication. Corrigan now claimed she’d become the pawn of individuals who had attempted to “ruin” her. "I would like to apologize,” it read. “Especially to the people who have been affected or hurt by the messages sent from my Twitter account, and the claims made in my name over the past 24 hours. I did NOT send these messages, and while I vehemently protested about them being sent in my name, my devices were not in my control. I see now that I was part of an abusive scheme and I was used to attack people that have nothing to do with me.“I will not be participating in any press conferences as claimed in my name, and will have nothing to do with individuals who forced me to hand over my devices so they could control me and the output in my name. Due to naivete and inexperience, I became involved with people who abused my trust, conned me, and claimed they were working in my interest. I became powerless in a situation, and I deeply regret not reaching out to people who knew better, or could help me.”
"I would like to apologize,” it read. “Especially to the people who have been affected or hurt by the messages sent from my Twitter account, and the claims made in my name over the past 24 hours. I did NOT send these messages, and while I vehemently protested about them being sent in my name, my devices were not in my control. I see now that I was part of an abusive scheme and I was used to attack people that have nothing to do with me.
“I will not be participating in any press conferences as claimed in my name, and will have nothing to do with individuals who forced me to hand over my devices so they could control me and the output in my name. Due to naivete and inexperience, I became involved with people who abused my trust, conned me, and claimed they were working in my interest. I became powerless in a situation, and I deeply regret not reaching out to people who knew better, or could help me.”
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 17:59 (three years ago) link
This guy makes James O'Keefe look like a genius
― justice 4 CCR (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 19:30 (three years ago) link
More!
In a bizarre twist, Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman have now issued a statement saying Merritt Corrigan, fired from USAID yesterday amid anti-LGBT tweets, has accused them of kidnapping her and forcing her to send the tweets— Josh Lederman (@JoshNBCNews) August 5, 2020
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 5 August 2020 20:19 (three years ago) link
Uh.
The statement claims that Wohl and Corrigan were in an "intense sexual relationship." It alleges without evidence that Corrigan had planned to implicate Pompeo in a foreign "gold watch scandal" but caved under pressure— Josh Lederman (@JoshNBCNews) August 5, 2020
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 5 August 2020 20:20 (three years ago) link
https://www.thedailybeast.com/jacob-wohl-staged-fake-fbi-raid-on-business-partner-actor-hired-for-production-says
nobody cares about them so they’re faking FBI raids on.. themselves?
― mh, Monday, 14 September 2020 21:43 (three years ago) link
correct
― sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Monday, 14 September 2020 21:43 (three years ago) link
it’s brilliant
― sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Monday, 14 September 2020 21:44 (three years ago) link
The actors who participated were promised $400 in cash. But Abraham said that they were told after the shoot that they couldn’t be paid in cash, and were asked to email their full names and home addresses to Burkman so that he could mail them checks.
making it pretty clear you’re not going to pay your extras seems like an amazing way to keep things under wraps
― mh, Monday, 14 September 2020 21:45 (three years ago) link
Nathan For You series 5 is going deep
― assert (MatthewK), Monday, 14 September 2020 21:52 (three years ago) link
oh dear Jacob
Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman charged with multiple felonies by Michigan attorney general. Face several years in prison. And AGs in OH, PA, IL and NY also seem to be investigating the pair https://t.co/b5Egr6xMf6— Evan Siegfried (@evansiegfried) October 1, 2020
― 好 now 烧烤 (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 1 October 2020 22:47 (three years ago) link
Good for them! They’ve really been trying so hard to make that happen, it’s nice to see persistence pay off.— Colin Young (@Hayes77519) October 1, 2020
― 好 now 烧烤 (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 1 October 2020 22:48 (three years ago) link
he's already been charged with a felony (or felonies) in California, no?
― here comes the hotstamper (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 1 October 2020 22:59 (three years ago) link
Yup, but out on bond, so this will likely result in that bond being revoked. Pobrecito.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 October 2020 23:05 (three years ago) link
He still has a couple months to lobby for that pardon.
― OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Thursday, 1 October 2020 23:27 (three years ago) link
State charges so far, Trump can’t save him.
― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 1 October 2020 23:48 (three years ago) link
Sad!
― OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Thursday, 1 October 2020 23:51 (three years ago) link
LMAOOOO
The prosecutor in the Jack Wohl case says Wohl and Burkman showed up to their arraignment with a film crew and a stack of $100 bills, to flourish when they paid their bail. Now the prosecutor wants a $1 million bail.— Will Sommer (@willsommer) October 8, 2020
― frogbs, Thursday, 8 October 2020 14:58 (three years ago) link
Roffle
A twist in Jacob Wohl's felony case for voter suppression in Michigan: prosecutors want to call the fake Pete Buttigieg sexual assault accuser as a witness against Wohl. All the schemes are coming back for this trial.— Will Sommer (@willsommer) October 22, 2020
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 22 October 2020 15:20 (three years ago) link
It's like the final episode of Seinfeld.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 22 October 2020 16:16 (three years ago) link
Holy shit, Wohl is defending himself!?
The judge just asked Burkman and Wohl about the bogus claims made in their robocall, including their forced vaccination claim. Wohl is currently defending himself - which I'm pretty sure is a bad idea!— Zachary Petrizzo (@ZTPetrizzo) October 26, 2020
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 26 October 2020 14:06 (three years ago) link
Wohl and Burkman, while under indictment for robocalls in one state and investigation in others, are apparently answering questions about it in a hearing in a civil case. /1 https://t.co/hShMnBJV6c— VaccinnateSantasHat (@Popehat) October 26, 2020
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 26 October 2020 14:07 (three years ago) link
At this rate, the kid is gonna self-own himself right into the White House if he isn't careful.
― OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Monday, 26 October 2020 14:38 (three years ago) link
there's a recurring discussion in the on cinema thread of whether tim heidecker's character in that show is a send-up of trump, the issue being that on cinema tim is a little too small time to really be "trumpian" per se, so i'd like to advance the theory that tim heidecker invented jacob wohl
― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Monday, 26 October 2020 15:20 (three years ago) link
Jacob Wohl doesn't create smears. He *is* the smear.
― Neanderthal, Monday, 26 October 2020 15:23 (three years ago) link
and by that I mean a *shit* smear.
which I surmise you probably already concluded so pretend I didn't post a second time
Such genius.
The hearing finished with Wohl objecting that their robocall ever stated to "stay home," which was promptly proven to be a lie by the plaintiff's legal team - citing the calls transcripts.— Zachary Petrizzo (@ZTPetrizzo) October 26, 2020
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 26 October 2020 15:25 (three years ago) link
I mean reading that I'm beginning to think Wohl really DID think he overhead hipsters in coffeeshops and is just hallucinating reality.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 26 October 2020 15:26 (three years ago) link
xp at Brad
There was some candidate on twitter — I think for a state legislature? — that was so ridiculous that people were asking Tim if the dude was him doing a bit. Heidecker started retweeting the dude, of course
― mh, Monday, 26 October 2020 16:32 (three years ago) link
Never rains but it pours
Right-wing fraudsters Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman have been indicted in Cuyahoga County over robocall scheme that spread misinformation to urban voters https://t.co/PqP897YmIB— Cleveland Scene (@ClevelandScene) October 27, 2020
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 18:14 (three years ago) link
wow this year has given me permanent amnesia but read to the end of that article but forgot the scoop they had on elizabeth warren's hot affair with a kinky marine
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 18:20 (three years ago) link
Is he mentally ill?
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 18:21 (three years ago) link
Which one?
― but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 18:31 (three years ago) link
Our man Wohl. But possibly the kinky marine as well.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 18:51 (three years ago) link
Whomp whomp
This just in:Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman have "retained the services of DialMyCalls, which has completed the process of" calling the prior robocall recipients in order to comply with the judge's order, their lawyers say in a new filing. 🔽 https://t.co/wpQ0frF4To pic.twitter.com/XHFge4hOCa— Adam Klasfeld (@KlasfeldReports) October 30, 2020
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 October 2020 18:54 (three years ago) link
Get your Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman mugshots https://t.co/qCtAfXHL3D— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) November 13, 2020
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 13 November 2020 21:09 (three years ago) link
won't be smiling in a few months
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 November 2020 22:46 (three years ago) link
Wohl, 22, of Irvine, California, and Burkman, 54
what the fuck
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Friday, 13 November 2020 22:48 (three years ago) link
the actual "those darn fratboys"
― peace, man, Friday, 13 November 2020 22:50 (three years ago) link
xp: he looks hella older in other pics.
Burkman straight off the cover of the fratboy version of Trainspotting
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 November 2020 22:51 (three years ago) link
someone get that 54-year-old who definitely isn't on hormone drugs of some kind some oxy pads
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Friday, 13 November 2020 22:53 (three years ago) link
lol yeah
― mh, Friday, 13 November 2020 23:01 (three years ago) link
I suppose whatever I have to do is better than what you have to do, which is visit your son in jail.— Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) September 1, 2021
― Duke Detain (Neanderthal), Thursday, 2 September 2021 03:17 (two years ago) link