cursed images: let's get together and pin down the aesthetic!

Not exactly what one means by "turtling" when running to the restroom, usually.

is that real Italian marble

pic.twitter.com/JPyEoxx8AB

— RickyBobby (@lastdreamcast) June 13, 2020

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EbWpv99XkAEzj0R?format=jpg&name=medium

'photos that look like Cold War Steve collages but aren't'

Trying to spot Cilla...

Is that one of Johnson's seven million children in the blue tube.

is that cilla in blackface at the top?

http://i.imgur.com/jWALaBU.png

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/1/19/Fozzieandkermitsdad.jpg/

sorry to do tweets but

Tom Brady's coronavirus message: 'Only thing we have to fear is fear itself' https://t.co/FmLuAqgbZ9 pic.twitter.com/nvnRyfpoJO

— New York Post (@nypost) June 26, 2020

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Eba4zgiXgAAl3y4?format=jpg&name=large

map just posted that one right before yours.

Poss trying too hard but still

Good news: The FaceApp recognizes this tomato as a face!
Bad News: I think I just saw something I wasn’t supposed to see pic.twitter.com/GTKgmNXnGu

— Alex Hirsch (@_AlexHirsch) July 4, 2020

creepy af no doubt

Come to the Colonel.
Let him comfort you. pic.twitter.com/r6C699Lcda

— 𝙺𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚗 𝙲𝚑𝚞𝚛𝚌𝚑 (@Kevin_Church) July 13, 2020

omg

Feel like KFC pulls this stuff on purpose.

https://i.imgur.com/oqTuAVI.jpg

A 'before' picture of the furniture in Leatherface's parlor afaict

https://i.imgur.com/waIfh97.jpg

imagine how much of an insufferable douchebag you have to be to be the person in the ad agency that 'spearheads' the ironic repackaging of a fast food chain's more innocent but still horrible past branding

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DzPiADeXgAAaGso.jpg

I'm still a little stuck on the idea that there is a market for a special igloo just for eating fried chicken

Like, we're about to sit down and eat fried chicken and somebody's like "wait, we need to do this inside a KFC igloo."

And then they have, like, separate igloos for eating different foods in

It's practical during these lockdown days to have sequestered areas in your domicile that do and do not smell like fresh hell.

hate to break it to you but it doesn't actually exist as an object irl xp

The couch Colonel Sanders just makes me think of "Society".

it makes me think of a giant rectangular crotch

Me too but then when am I not thinking of a giant rectangular crotch tbrr

https://live.staticflickr.com/2359/2247037136_832285f917_b.jpg

Disappointed that one doesn't have "cup holders."

hate to break it to you but it doesn't actually exist as an object irl xp

― carin' (map)

if there are near infinite universes, and at least one of them has imagine it, to me that means it does exist, somewhere. and it looks like this:

https://i.imgur.com/1V3FJ5d.gif

IRL hard LOL

a masterpiece

doesn't compare to the original:

https://i.imgur.com/IFEwhDG.jpg

i like how it reboots the colonel as a lonely misfit

or maybe almost as a god figurehead in the cosmology of KFC

lonely misfit thinking boaut wings

tenthumping

km your all time best

I want that tent

if you pay me $20,000, i'll make you that tent and it'll shake all night long

this is my new business proposition, as well as my elevator speech

i need to convince wealthy people to give me money to make them silly things, and then donate all that money to charity, and also invest some in robinhood

Oh I meant the original tent, I wasn’t dating to contemplate irl colonel humper version

but okay yes

daring

I feel like Elon musk

Fish with luscious human lips and teeth perplexes, arouses social media https://t.co/2UfrmAg8gY pic.twitter.com/tRBZw8zcVo

— New York Post (@nypost) July 15, 2020

https://i.imgur.com/Gw2SxSd.jpg

oh god

I'm so sorry.

that's okay you reminded me it's cocktail hour

This isn't a competition, pom.