love* in the time of plague (and by love* i mean brexit* and other dreary matters of uk politics)

So are Vic and Bob ever going to get pulled up over their Otis and Marvin sketches?

The only sensible conclusion is that they are just inept. Even before the pandemic this was the single stupidest and most ideologically blinkered Cabinet in our lifetime and they are dealing with a crisis that is several orders of magnitude bigger than that faced by any of the others.

Boris Johnson is least popular leader in the WORLD according to poll

As keeps getting pointed out, they lost most of the semi-competent time servers and have been left with a bunch of cranks.

Fascinated to see how long it'll be between pulling Little Britain and next having Melanie Phillips on the Moral Maze / Question Time / Any Questions. Will we make it a week?

severely doubt it

meanwhile - and i'm not having a dig, i'm in near-catatonic despair myself - this thread is gonna have months of "i can't believe they're seriously gonna do nothing/ignore this/fuck this up" while this government continues to do nothing and fuck up and kill people and watch more and more and more people face poverty and illness and mental health crises and i'm not remotely convinced it will be their "undoing" as a government

it might end up being their undoing, but alas we might be undone by the time it happens and even so, I can't feel anything positive about the prospect of a Labour govt in 5 years so fuck it all basically!

they could kill thousands a month for years, ramp up unemployment and poverty wages and leave a few million children woefully uneducated and still win the next election tbrr

The inability to stand up track and trace so far needs more reporting but from what I see it requires centralised effort which goes against everything government has done for the last 25 years. It would need heads to apply the thinking government hasn't had to do in a long time.

They could send a delegation to Kerala to try and re-learn it (hollow lol).

The biggest issue is that people will simply spend and consume a lot less even if they forcibly open things. Partly because confidence and partly restrictions. Many won't go on holiday this summer.

They will not even begin the challenge of meeting this and will probably carry on their Brexit shitshow instead.

as in the last decade, ramping up poverty and cutting funds to education and the criminal negligence of 100,000 + deaths on their hands never harmed them too badly in 3 elections , so why not again.

The Brexit shitshow is getting stellar tho – you've got to wonder if there aren't 40 rebels somewhere in the soup of chlorine-washed chicken and damaging Northern Ireland so much that it decides it's better off with Ireland.

I've interviewed a number of educators in the last couple of weeks and they have all told me that for primary kids, losing 4-6 months of school is just not that much of an issue.

However, parents are starting to lose their minds.

And what I don't understand is how anything is going to be different in September from how it is now in terms of distancing requirements. So that 4-6 months starts turning into more like a year.

Of course none of this would matter so much if we'd locked down harder and earlier to get the R0 number down and had a robust tracking/isolating regime in place.

The size of the anticipated recession on its own would be enough to finish off most governments, if the worst really does come to pass and they are still able to survive then there is basically nothing that could finish them off, it would comprehensively disprove the line about governments losing elections rather than oppositions winning them. Of course it would help if Labour wasn't in an 80-seat hole but given the extent of the upheaval I'm not sure that will even matter, we're in uncharted territory here.

In the end it's probably not the death toll that's the biggest danger for them, it's the ostensible return to normality being profoundly unsatisfying for millions of people and grinding on like that for years. Or that things genuinely do recover and start booming again and the enough of country feels comfortable enough to roll the dice on a new government - but there are major structural issues getting in the way of that so I think it's unlikely.

Of course none of this would matter so much if we'd locked down harder and earlier to get the R0 number down and had a robust tracking/isolating regime in place.

Checking in with colleagues in China feels like opening a wormhole to an alternate universe atm.

Fascinated to see how long it'll be between pulling Little Britain and next having Melanie Phillips on the Moral Maze / Question Time / Any Questions. Will we make it a week?

Farage was on Good Morning Britain the other day to say black lives matter less than property damage so that Piers Morgan could continue trying to make himself look good.

Newnight was good on the schools stuff last night. Lewis G saying there can be real damage to the poorest kids in particular:

To contextualise how catastrophic six months off school could be for Britain’s poorest children, remember this: it’s estimated that the summer holidays (only six weeks) puts the poorest kids back five weeks in attainment-five weeks where they were when the summer holidays start.

— Lewis Goodall (@lewis_goodall) June 9, 2020

i think it's true that the impact is disproportionately on the poorest kids but again, it makes schools a panacea for problems they're not designed to fix and a school-centric view of the problem allows some people to ignore the broader social issues

They provide the function of childcare, soup kitchen, social worker and a million other things on top of education. I'm not sure what you mean by "designed to fix" but in my experience they've adapted and evolved to be all kinds of social safety net.
Of course many are not resourced or trained to deal with every explicit need but maybe a properly funded school centric approach to managing societal problems for children isn't the worst model.

Feel like I've seen a lot of middle class parents being interviewed on tears, the pain, the laughter that accompany home schooling but absolutely no coverage of those household where home schooling, for various reasons, is just not happening.

I only have one child still at school and she's fairly self motivated and old enough to manage most of her own work but it's still a struggle for us as I'm working full time at home and my wife has to go out to work. I can't imagine how hard it is for people who are much worse off with 2 or 3 younger kids and no access to their usual carers, the grandparents

personally I'd title the next thread: one thing is clear: the Tories must stop this and they must stop now

what about "We're putting this government on notice" ?

"a responsible Opposition is constructive with the Government"

We need to set up should strongly consider setting up a committee to report on when the next thread should be, and look at our options then.

Let's be clear, though: the next thread-titler is on notice

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subject to pre-approval from a proposed committee on the committee, of course!

mr forensic not sounding too effective against boris bluster and bullshit at pmqs today, it's all downhill from here!

I just heard a clip of PMQs on the world service. Looks like one of the attack lines the Tories will use against Starmzy is to play on public distrust about the shiftiness of lawyers. Not a bad tactic in the circs.

Loses a little weight when thrown by a former journalist tbh.

The thing that both perfectly encapsulates this and gives me the crazy pills feeling is that they're proudly putting an unenforcable quarantine in place in mid fucking June, which will neither protect people nor please business.

SV you know i'm not agreeing with him, just looking at how this stuff will be played as tactics. It won't be wholly ineffective.

All the chorus of numpts who were saying ooh he's got him rattled, Corbyn couldn't do that. After the first few pmqs can stfu because he most certainly hasn't got Boris rattled anymore!

SV you know i'm not agreeing with him, just looking at how this stuff will be played as tactics. It won't be wholly ineffective.

No, of course - just that it might have landed better from May, for example.

maybe whoever takes over when Johnson carks it will have more moral no i can't do it straight-faced

Starmer is currently only one percentage point behind Johnson on the "who would make the best Prime Minister?" question. That's the thing they should feel rattled about because it tends to be a decent predictor of the next election. Labour had reasonable poll leads under Miliband and at times had a slight one under Corbyn but at no point did either leader come close to matching up with Cameron, May or Johnson on that question.

So yes they're going to start getting personal with him soon. So far Starmer's approach seems to be to try and keep at arm's length anything that might be used against him when the Tories shift back into culture war mode but "lawyer from London" isn't really something he can make go away. Question is how many people will care or be influenced by that.

If it’s true that elections are decided on what people think a party’s going to do next rather than what’s it’s done before, it won’t matter. Johnson being a sleazy journalist didn’t matter for the same reason - a lot of people arguably voted because he was going to GBD

I don't think people have ever really considered Johnson to be just a journalist, or at least not for a long time, his brand has been much bigger than that for 15 years or so at least.

i'm not much of a believer in tactics or optics as influencers of opinion but maybe the one area where it works is if voters trust you to *do* something, as anvil often points out ;-)

in that case Starmzy probably needs to avoid getting a rep for being all things to all people, tho again who's to say he'll ever get a shot at a general election?

Probably the single biggest reason behind the collapse in the government's ratings is that voters are losing faith in the government's ability to do anything and particularly to protect them in a crisis. It's one of the reasons why Rishi Sunak (spray the fucking money around quickly) is more popular than Matt Hancock (fail to have anything in place and working months after you said you would). Johnson is probably taking more of the hit from the latter than he is feeling the benefit of the former right now.

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very disappointing to have read that post as "who's to say Starmzy won't get shot" on my rain-wet phone, only to get home and see I'd misread it!

Look away now Calz:

'Starmer can chair a meeting. He can draft a minute. He can lead a team. He can hold a press conference. He can stay calm in an interview. Those skills look simple, but they’re not, and they’re vital.' @gsoh31 on the breadth of Sir Keir Starmer's potential https://t.co/nkxtholWy1

— British GQ (@BritishGQ) June 10, 2020

Generally worrying if the best you can say about a future PM is stuff that i can do too.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/MisguidedWeightyHen-small.gif

fuck me i've got a shot at the leadership

British GQ, the home of progressive politics in the UK

"He can draft a minute" is genuinely incredible stuff.

he can hold a pen in his hand, pensively studying some legal documents on his desk while jerking off with the other hand.. he's a fucking miracle!

I can cook dinner and tea at the same time pal, so get fucked!

Lads GQ, bestowers of Politician Of The Year on Rory Stewart last year for his many many achievements, are not easily impressed.

Rory Stewart can make a cup of tea in Dari tbfttm

which is the most difficult language to master? Dari or the often arcane and oblique language of the barrister, sometimes known by laypersons as Wanker-ese.