Schumer in the "old white man attempting to rap in the 80s at a city council meeting" stance
― Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 17:36 (three years ago) link
"My name is CHUCK and I pass the BUCK/try to primary me and you're out of LUCK"
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 18:23 (three years ago) link
What is it with Philly and Elmo.
β pplains, Sunday, May 31, 2020 7:39 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink
― flappy bird, Friday, 12 June 2020 03:59 (three years ago) link
https://static01.nyt.com/images/2020/06/15/reader-center/15virus-hp-fader-calif/15virus-hp-fader-calif-videoLarge.jpg
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 04:35 (three years ago) link
it's kind of awesome?
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 16 June 2020 06:50 (three years ago) link
livin' in the movie Cube
― Nhex, Tuesday, 16 June 2020 07:30 (three years ago) link
imagine the protein shake farts
― assert (MatthewK), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 08:59 (three years ago) link
It's easy if you try
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 16 June 2020 09:10 (three years ago) link
Needs to be posted as itβs such an amazing image. Has it got any traction in the US?
https://i2-prod.chroniclelive.co.uk/incoming/article18419856.ece/ALTERNATES/s810/2_Black-Lives-Matter-protest-in-London-1.jpg
― Dan Worsley, Tuesday, 16 June 2020 09:12 (three years ago) link
with those jean shorts I assumed this photo was *from* the US
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 12:56 (three years ago) link
To save anyone searching, just in case they don't know the photo, here's a piece from a day or two after with links back to earlier coverage to get the story: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/jun/15/blm-band-of-brothers-hope-rescue-of-counter-protester-sends-message
― brain (krakow), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 14:52 (three years ago) link
@quincie:
Jorts: Why are they so bad and hated?
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 15:58 (three years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EapnvZYVAAAeyxD?format=png&name=small
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 16 June 2020 17:29 (three years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/4awSGel.png
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 18 June 2020 14:58 (three years ago) link
God I hate that pic of the BLM guy hoisting that shithead and carrying him to safety. should have left his racist ass to bleed out afaic.
― blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Thursday, 18 June 2020 16:40 (three years ago) link
i also think that picture sucks aesthetically
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 18 June 2020 16:42 (three years ago) link
that moment could never have happened in the United States because the white racist guy would be carrying at least 2 guns and so would all his dipshit friends around him
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 18 June 2020 17:36 (three years ago) link
and they'd be fake guns
― Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Thursday, 18 June 2020 18:01 (three years ago) link
and the vehicle would have a bumper sticker that said "gun control = hitting your target HAHAHAAHA"
― Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Thursday, 18 June 2020 18:02 (three years ago) link
and they'd live in my neighborhood
pic.twitter.com/ZCk35OEAe9— pictures of the end (@neighbours_wifi) June 13, 2020
― jmm, Thursday, 18 June 2020 18:39 (three years ago) link
lmfao
― flappy bird, Thursday, 18 June 2020 18:45 (three years ago) link
https://nos.nl/data/image/2020/06/22/657427/xxl.jpg
Paris movie theatre MK2 uses minions to help with social distancing.
― Scampidocio (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 22 June 2020 13:57 (three years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/0RnuBbK.png
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 22:30 (three years ago) link
'summonsed'
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 June 2020 22:45 (three years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EbmQf0EWoAMkQ70?format=jpg
― 4'33" at an abattoir (Sanpaku), Monday, 29 June 2020 01:49 (three years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ebp0mJ5XQAAUZbY.jpg
― peace, man, Monday, 29 June 2020 13:56 (three years ago) link
July 1st pic.twitter.com/rKWrCN4fGG— Jessica Smetana (@jessica_smetana) July 1, 2020
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 15:55 (three years ago) link
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e1/29/9e/e1299ebb8214f92f6ad797b0d52c853e.jpg
― Boring, Maryland, Wednesday, 1 July 2020 16:21 (three years ago) link
Is that the ritual rona summoning dance?
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 17:02 (three years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/unzRAPk.png
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 17:40 (three years ago) link
nice belts
― Nhex, Tuesday, 7 July 2020 23:57 (three years ago) link
joey don't know how to wear a mask
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 01:20 (three years ago) link
If your mask was chock-full of hot dog vomit it would sit weird too.
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Thursday, 9 July 2020 05:14 (three years ago) link
Less than 24 hours until Election Day. πΊπΈ #TrustSessions #TeamSessions #StandWithSessions pic.twitter.com/YKOh8M7t2n— Jeff Sessions (@jeffsessions) July 13, 2020
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 14 July 2020 05:22 (three years ago) link
Lot's of "Q" support that twitter thread.
― brownie, Tuesday, 14 July 2020 11:28 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/FoQ8eJz.jpg
― here 1st (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 13:09 (three years ago) link
Two roads diverged
― jmm, Tuesday, 14 July 2020 13:21 (three years ago) link
I know which one is the less-traveled.
― pplains, Tuesday, 14 July 2020 13:23 (three years ago) link
pretty sure that truck is turning toward hooters, haha
― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 15:55 (three years ago) link
sign of the times pic.twitter.com/d7CytgP4IC— angel carreras (@stellarstuffs) July 14, 2020
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 23:10 (three years ago) link
i think ivanka holding the goya can is really the one that sums it up
― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 15:52 (three years ago) link
This year deserves its own santorum.jpg
― peace, man, Wednesday, 15 July 2020 16:26 (three years ago) link
White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany flips through the topic headings in her binder during the daily press briefing at the White House in Washington, U.S. July 16, 2020. REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst #Reuters pic.twitter.com/8QFTgBKa06— Jonathan Ernst (@j_ernst_DC) July 17, 2020
― the burrito that defined a generation, Friday, 17 July 2020 16:47 (three years ago) link
"MEULLER"
― the burrito that defined a generation, Friday, 17 July 2020 16:48 (three years ago) link
lol at βmeullerβ
― scampo, foggy and clegg (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 17 July 2020 16:48 (three years ago) link
HATE?
― jmm, Friday, 17 July 2020 16:50 (three years ago) link
SCHEDUL
And I can only assume that's FAIL next to her knuckle.
― Get the point? Good, let's dance with nunchaku. (Eric H.), Friday, 17 July 2020 17:11 (three years ago) link
^ FAUCI FAIL
― the burrito that defined a generation, Friday, 17 July 2020 17:13 (three years ago) link
the full thing is even better
Forgot the rest of that photo pic.twitter.com/2GiXz1VYdg— WickedsQueen (Tricia) π¬π§πΊπΈ (@WickedsQueen665) July 17, 2020
― scampo, foggy and clegg (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 17 July 2020 17:36 (three years ago) link