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good for him, and that was well written and composed on his part.

Karl Malone, Monday, 8 June 2020 04:42 (three years ago) link

four weeks pass...

That's our first baseman. #BlackLivesMatter pic.twitter.com/rFcM9iD6RJ

— Cincinnati Reds (@Reds) July 7, 2020

na (NA), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 20:22 (three years ago) link

OTM

Andy K, Wednesday, 8 July 2020 00:29 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

37 today. and it shows : /

mookieproof, Thursday, 10 September 2020 19:09 (three years ago) link

Is think he’s finally cooked

k3vin k., Friday, 11 September 2020 14:06 (three years ago) link

dragons live forever

but not so slugging first basemen

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Friday, 11 September 2020 14:28 (three years ago) link

It is kind of crazy that clubs did not shift more except in extreme cases in the old days. Votto is one of those guys that I think clubs just always planting a guy straight up the middle has taken away a ton of his hits. He used to get a ton of singles doing that and now they are just ground outs.

earlnash, Friday, 11 September 2020 22:25 (three years ago) link

Is think he’s finally cooked

― k3vin k., Friday, September 11, 2020 7:06 AM (three days ago)

cooking with GAS you mean...

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 00:39 (three years ago) link

he can't play the pirates every day

mookieproof, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 00:57 (three years ago) link

five months pass...

Joey Votto has tested positive for COVID-19. He allowed the team to release the diagnosis through official channels

— C. Trent Rosecrans (@ctrent) March 10, 2021

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 11 March 2021 06:25 (three years ago) link

Virus doesn't stand a chance.

Van Horn Street, Friday, 12 March 2021 00:41 (three years ago) link

Exactly. He's been waiting patiently, letting one variant after another go by until he got just the one he wanted.

clemenza, Friday, 12 March 2021 01:53 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Happy Joey Votto Activation Day.

Andy K, Thursday, 1 April 2021 15:41 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

steve reich ft. joey votto

Dare ya to say 'bang' 300 times fast. pic.twitter.com/jUOhHnRd2K

— Cincinnati Reds (@Reds) May 1, 2021

mookieproof, Saturday, 1 May 2021 17:47 (two years ago) link

That was weirdly hypnotic.

one month passes...

A friend of mine posted on FB this morning about the 20th anniversary of taking his team--Michael Power, a Toronto high school--to the provincials at the Skydome and almost winning. The photos he posted are focused on his team, of course, but this one was great for the supporting cast.

https://phildellio.tripod.com/votto.jpg

clemenza, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 15:19 (two years ago) link

Scored the game winning run today.

earlnash, Thursday, 17 June 2021 00:13 (two years ago) link

Watch: Votto restrained during epic tirade following ejection https://t.co/hcftbT8ets pic.twitter.com/6Se9XZN1Hl

— theScore MLB (@theScoreMLB) June 20, 2021

mookieproof, Sunday, 20 June 2021 01:20 (two years ago) link

I have an update on the sad Abigail situation! It took a couple of innings, but she eventually cheered up with some popcorn! And Joey Votto is SO KIND- he signed this amazing ball for her!! Thank you so much Mr. Votto & the wonderful @Reds ❤️⚾️ pic.twitter.com/aIsHx3r42N

— Kristin (@SuperBarry11) June 20, 2021

mookieproof, Sunday, 20 June 2021 01:25 (two years ago) link

xp
wow, i'm not sure i've ever seen a canadian do that

Karl Malone, Sunday, 20 June 2021 01:26 (two years ago) link

what a flawless follow-up with the signed ball though, classic votto

i think everyone's entitled to completely fucking lose their minds at least a few times, right?

Karl Malone, Sunday, 20 June 2021 01:26 (two years ago) link

Votto has a serious temper when it comes to balls and strikes calls. This is definitely not the first time. Of course, he IS Joey Votto - I think if anything, he does know the strike zone pretty well.

Votto/Reds/Padres got the little girl's family some choice seats today next to the Reds dugout, so crisis averted.

earlnash, Sunday, 20 June 2021 23:05 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

this guy

, Saturday, 31 July 2021 01:08 (two years ago) link

nine homers in seven games?

penny oleksiak had better step it up

mookieproof, Saturday, 31 July 2021 02:27 (two years ago) link

btw this surge has seemingly pushed him past the average HOF 1B in JAWS

mookieproof, Saturday, 31 July 2021 02:29 (two years ago) link

etobicoke ftw

mookieproof, Saturday, 31 July 2021 03:42 (two years ago) link

That pic is hilarious.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 31 July 2021 04:45 (two years ago) link

“we had some shit talking motherfuckers in st louis”

brimstead, Saturday, 31 July 2021 05:55 (two years ago) link

very very nearly made it eight straight games tonight

mookieproof, Sunday, 1 August 2021 03:42 (two years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJHr05I8kqk

pure rim rest (Spottie), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 22:58 (two years ago) link

Seems unfathomable to have lived and worked in Cincy that long and NEVER had Skyline ever. I figured they put a 5 way in front of you when you signed your contract with the Reds.

earlnash, Thursday, 5 August 2021 12:35 (two years ago) link

Wait, he’s never had a skyline? damn, Joey Votto. I thought he was cool, but that’s downright disrespectful to not even try it

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Thursday, 5 August 2021 14:43 (two years ago) link

Gary Cohen just torching Skyline chili pic.twitter.com/ZPlG1YVHVj

— Andrew Marchand (@AndrewMarchand) July 20, 2021

mookieproof, Thursday, 5 August 2021 14:54 (two years ago) link

cohen's not even saying it right. it is pronounced

skuh-lee-nee

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Thursday, 5 August 2021 15:23 (two years ago) link

To be fair, he does not say he has never had Gold Star...which still to some Skyline people would be like saying 'well no wonder you don't like it, have you had Skyline?'

It's not for everyone and really it is much better to if it is below 32 degrees or you are about 9 beers into your evening.

Gold Star does have a bit more on the menu as you can get sandwich or a hamburger there, if you don't like Chili. Skyline is pretty much chili on a hotdog, in a burrito or in a bowl. They added salads sometime in the last decade or so.

You want to go old school local, you go to Zips. Although I go there, I am having a hamburger because they are f'n awesome.

earlnash, Thursday, 5 August 2021 20:21 (two years ago) link

four weeks pass...

after the reds split a doubleheader with st. louis

Joey Votto: "if we were playing European football, we would've won on aggregate"

— C. Trent Rosecrans (@ctrent) September 2, 2021

mookieproof, Thursday, 2 September 2021 03:05 (two years ago) link

eight months pass...

Reds scored 20 runs today; Votto was 0-3 before leaving, and is hitting .156.

clemenza, Friday, 27 May 2022 01:53 (one year ago) link

:(

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Friday, 27 May 2022 02:01 (one year ago) link

it's normal and the way of things for older players (and i'm older than votto by 3 months, oooof, but that's ok, because that's also normal and the way of things) to eventually dry up and start to suck very badly.

but there's something that's just wrong about votto doing it. i was hoping that he'd be able to pull off a ted williams at age 40 kind of season before he goes. maybe he still will.

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Friday, 27 May 2022 02:02 (one year ago) link

joey votto was a junior when i was a senior, oooof

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Friday, 27 May 2022 02:03 (one year ago) link

i know everyone can do this, everyone on earth, with various people that are slightly younger than them but have accomplished so much more, and much more quickly. so let's let out a big ooooof, just let it all air out in the room

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Friday, 27 May 2022 02:04 (one year ago) link

I recently had a mini breakdown upon realizing that joey gallo was in sixth grade while I was a high school senior

, Friday, 27 May 2022 06:24 (one year ago) link

one month passes...
four weeks pass...

in a few minutes he will set a new record for games played by a canadian (passing larry walker)

mookieproof, Sunday, 14 August 2022 17:37 (one year ago) link

Out for the year:

https://www.mlb.com/news/michael-harris-ii-discusses-new-8-year-contract

He's signed through next year, so I guess he'll come back, but I don't know. I'm sure he doesn't want to go out like this. He turns 39 in a few weeks.

clemenza, Wednesday, 17 August 2022 20:47 (one year ago) link

i think you meant this one: https://www.mlb.com/news/joey-votto-2022-season-ending-surgery

and yeah, he strikes me as someone who would want another chance to end on a high note

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 17 August 2022 22:39 (one year ago) link

I didn’t know I was hurt. Thought I just stunk.

— Joey Votto (@JoeyVotto) August 20, 2022

mookieproof, Saturday, 20 August 2022 03:09 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

This is so awesome.

Joey Votto (out for the season) is walking around the stands at the @Reds game. He’s hanging with fans, taking selfies, signing autographs, and sitting with kids to watch with them. pic.twitter.com/vhSjg40wyB

— Ben Verlander (@BenVerlander) September 21, 2022

Spottie, Thursday, 22 September 2022 00:04 (one year ago) link

five months pass...

JOEY VOTTO TIGHT PANTS CLUB pic.twitter.com/PEQ38fukgI

— kat is training for spring (@bgardnerfanclub) February 27, 2023

k3vin k., Monday, 27 February 2023 18:36 (one year ago) link


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