why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

I JUST WANT COFFEE YOU PINKOS

Is there a thread for the worst ideas being circulated on social media?

Instead of “How are you?” pic.twitter.com/tPObfnt32T

— RN (@DopeEthiopian) June 22, 2020

If people started doing this I might have to avoid all human interaction forever

What color is your heart today?
Sir this is a Wendy's.
Why?

if someone asked me "what story are you telling yourself today" i'd assume they're being passive aggressive

"who the fuck are you kidding today"

Hey bro, what lies do you find yourself believing?

Instead of "how are you?" try this as a prompt pic.twitter.com/UDn9tkmzyP

— Eric Allen Hatch (@ericallenhatch) June 25, 2020

high school classmate posted this

it's the wealth dad

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ea-pJwkXQAQAp3y.jpg

"welp just turned 25 time to elevate my circle from potheads to cokeheads"

https://pm1.narvii.com/6850/ccb03501c8328fd917cd4f2f23d52d7a9fde6e76v2_hq.jpg

it's time to elevate your circle

is that Jordan Peterson

Americans who can't distinguish "wealth" from "money", C or D?

"If you're 25-30 and don't come from massive economic privilege, fuck you you piece of shit"

fuck “real estate” into the ground, forever

talkin' bout the good o'le days with my matadors

fuck “real estate” into the ground, forever

― brimstead, Friday, July 31, 2020 7:30 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

huge otm

Ol'e ol'e, ol'e ol'e
Feelin hot hot hot

https://i.ibb.co/VBH1sSF/FB-IMG-1598257179771.jpg

Woah, mind blown.

is the bird supposed to be good or bad

bill hicks glove puppets routine? but a bit worse

https://i.postimg.cc/DzNj5C4G/image.png

oh nice, two repulsive attitudes for the price of one

https://i.imgur.com/Z6UrtVx.jpg

dang, here comes the film zone with the deep cuts

I only scanned it lightly, but didn't see Inception on that list. (mirthless chuckle)

Oh it's there.... second column.

https://scontent.flhr6-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/119970284_3342327432515394_7314695540431680757_n.jpg?_nc_cat=108&_nc_sid=110474&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_ohc=FIV3np85Ao4AX-d0scT&_nc_ht=scontent.flhr6-1.fna&tp=14&oh=e922c511ef8dae7730243942059e3166&oe=5F8A27A9

If my friend is a transporter, that's who I'm using for my human trafficking

If my friend is a hooker...ah, never mind.

Why do I open this fucking app?

https://dl.dropbox.com/s/x0ksn9rid0xp3bx/FB_IMG_1600829246641.jpg

Posted by my former boss

i'd guess that was stolen from Larry the Cable Guy but that seems to be operating on a level even he isn't capable of

https://scontent-lhr8-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/120217850_1073353373100292_6282164727429267581_o.jpg?_nc_cat=102&_nc_sid=110474&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_ohc=C3_DCpLXfQsAX9eN5o8&_nc_ht=scontent-lhr8-1.xx&tp=14&oh=d5418a98fca4c47111278dc9466e1b64&oe=5F959BE4

shared by my auntie, who is a lovely person and a published author too

https://i.imgur.com/6gQomyE_d.webp

or whatever

A Medicine Person

Nero Linguistic Programming

what amount of Laziness does a 30-something year-old woman need? worried I've been overdosing :(

depends how much you need, I suppose. So if you need to be lazy all the time, that's fine.

A Medicine Person ranks right up there with Bob Marley and Albert Einstein in terms of innate wisdom and authority.

- Mahatma Gandhi

A bottomless pit of relationship advice

https://scontent.fwlg3-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/120285944_10223525828193882_4889681270058735199_n.jpg?_nc_cat=104&_nc_sid=ca434c&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_ohc=7yfMyDA7pq0AX8bZcED&_nc_ht=scontent.fwlg3-1.fna&tp=14&oh=1d99d3c8c7a29d427ff60a830a558650&oe=5F968FFE

- Albert Einstein

I often find myself pondering the deeper questions like 'What is poison?'. Glad to hear the answer is 'Whatever'

Oasis etc

never trust a big butt and a smile

If you go to the garden and catch 100 red ants as well as 100 large black ants and put them in a jar, at first, nothing will happen 🤷🏼‍♂️
However, if you violently shake the jar and dump them back on the ground the ants will fight until they eventually kill each other ☠️
The thing is, the red ants think the black ants are the enemy and vice versa, when in reality, the real enemy is the person who shook the jar 🤯
This is exactly what’s happening in society today
Liberal vs Conservative
Black vs White
Pro Mask vs Anti Mask
The real question we need to be asking ourselves is who’s shaking the jar and why? 🤔

Dude maybe needs a refresher on what a conservative is

god is shaking the jar because she is bored