Regular Degular Redux - 2019-20 NBA Season thread 2

100m in one year and give it all to me

i should be compensated for my posting

I agree that ilh deserves a bailout

i like it

Philadelphia 76ers assistant coach Ime Udoka is the front-runner to become the new head coach for the Chicago Bulls.

(Via @JCowleyHoops)

— Daniel Greenberg (@ChiSportUpdates) June 5, 2020

I interviewed ime once for a story that never ran but he is an extremely extremely good dude

So how do I declare one of those lockout things? Does one shout it out Michael Scott style? https://t.co/Ho55jlkUX8

— Robin Lopez (@rolopez42) June 5, 2020

he is an extremely extremely good dude

I got that impression, too, when he was an assistant coach here in Portland.

"My season is over," Kevin Durant tells @MarcJSpearsESPN. "I don’t plan on playing at all." https://t.co/uSVIDQVik8

— Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) June 6, 2020

i mean yeah

Knicks reportedly remain open to trading Julius Randle https://t.co/ToC4r8oVpI

— Kurt Helin (@basketballtalk) June 6, 2020

along the same lines, i remain open to receiving money for doing nothing

new york knicks more like do hork dicks checkmate

daaamn

hell yeah

I’m smonking inna crowd at the protest and this nigga next to me said “ Got some good weed going huh” and i look and it’s this Nigga Alvin gentry💀💀💀

— 2korgothofbarbariashawty (@2baggshawty) June 6, 2020

When college kids really think they ready for the league .... pic.twitter.com/iqUn9digNc

— Norman Dale (@_CoachHill) June 6, 2020

lol rough

lol, didn't realize who that was at first. he just quit his coaching job, maybe someone needs some more shooting in the offs?

Hasn’t played meaningful minutes in like 10 years and can still cook a 20 y/o with one simple triple threat jab move. Luv 2 c it

lol at him not even bothering to do real layups, pure domination

hahah that's awesome.

this whole thing is going to end up being incredibly strange isnt it

ESPN story on growing uncertainty among NBA players about entering Orlando bubble and allowances league plans to make for those deciding to stay home. https://t.co/tW7p8sKloH

— Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) June 10, 2020

I think I’d put money on this season not happening

i understand some of the trepidation but the time to raise these concerns would have been before the nbapa agreed to the league's restart plan.

Sources: Players deciding against participating in Orlando could be replaced by a substitution player. NBA plans to allow replacements for players who test positive for COVID-19 or suffer injuries. Replaced players become ineligible for the rest of 2019-2020 season. https://t.co/6J62J0k8Nv

— Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) June 11, 2020

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C0qbiIPUAAAAobx?format=jpg&name=small

lmao

finally bobson dugnutt's time to shine

BREAKING UPDATE: Florida reports 1,317 new COVID-19 cases. The highest since April 17.

— Daniel Uhlfelder (@DWUhlfelderLaw) June 3, 2020

you gotta believe in the bubble

skinny

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EaQDItCX0AMiJwJ?format=jpg&name=large

whoa!

Insane

lil honey

he went out an bought some skinny pants, too!

i understand why the players don't really want to be sequestered for 3 months but the other option is no season?

yes

again i don't get the point of posturing about it now that everything has been voted on, but i'd be surprised if more than a handful of players elect to not come back.

to generalize broadly, for the role players and bench players it will be about their paychecks. for the max players and all-stars it will be about how playing or not will meet their personal goals. I think they'll play and it will feel extremely strange at first, then we'll all get used to it.

one thing to consider is ballers ball

i suspect the players baseline want to play, whether everything else outweighs that...

A picture of Jokic emerged and he actually is rail thin

Nikola Jokic looking skinny👀 pic.twitter.com/E5ZEs6egK8

— Hoop Central (@TheHoopCentral) June 11, 2020

I would’ve absolutely assumed that was zinger

Doncic is reportedly fat

yesssssss

i worried he was gonna be skinny too

maybe they did some kinda trade

the excess weight for nba euros is actually a constant

thought for sure that was a shop but maybe not?

Nikola Jokic looks like he dropped a ton of weight since the season was suspended. pic.twitter.com/Gx7NizrS2z

— Legion Hoops (@LegionHoops) June 11, 2020

i have an idea for home court in the quarantine nba, let the home team control the stadium audio and pipe in whatever noises they want

we’re this close to someone missing a free throw bc of a loud distracting porno moan