Exclusive: Tory MP attended lockdown barbecue with journalists - Spectator deputy editor, Freddy Gray, and Isabel Oakeshott - as well as Richard Tice, Brexit party chairman https://t.co/IZ9POz4tWn— Claire Phipps (@Claire_Phipps) June 5, 2020
― stet, Friday, 5 June 2020 16:32 (three years ago) link
Q. When will UK zoos be able to reopen?
Yes, these questions from members of the public are always so salient and probing.
― Captain Beeftweet (Tom D.), Friday, 5 June 2020 16:44 (three years ago) link
open the zoos, free the prisoners
― hip posts without flaggadocio (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 June 2020 16:46 (three years ago) link
... 'cos that's a jubilee
(Dave Greenfield RIP)
― Captain Beeftweet (Tom D.), Friday, 5 June 2020 16:55 (three years ago) link
Hancock has been known to throw turds at the gbp occasionally and publicly prance about with a visible erection next a female of the species, wouldn't doubt his suitability to be housed there!
― calzino, Friday, 5 June 2020 17:05 (three years ago) link
at Chester Zoo I meant!
lions on the street of Chester would add to the Roman ambience imo
― hip posts without flaggadocio (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 June 2020 17:08 (three years ago) link
So does Bob Seely get punished here or can they all just do what they like now?
― dominance and transmission (Matt #2), Friday, 5 June 2020 17:12 (three years ago) link
tbh getting into a "ban every naughty MP who broke the lockdown" was always a route towards tit for tat madness
― hip posts without flaggadocio (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 June 2020 17:14 (three years ago) link
best neighbours:
https://i.ibb.co/4JCCfSb/IMG-20200605-113010.jpg
― Boris the Spreader (NickB), Friday, 5 June 2020 17:37 (three years ago) link
<3 <3 <3
― hip posts without flaggadocio (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 June 2020 17:39 (three years ago) link
they also might have blood on their hands from clapping so ferociously, amirite?
― calzino, Friday, 5 June 2020 17:42 (three years ago) link
357 deaths today, probably more than all of Europe combined again.
― calzino, Friday, 5 June 2020 18:01 (three years ago) link
WE'RE NUMBER 1 WE'RE NUMBER 1
― hip posts without flaggadocio (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 June 2020 18:02 (three years ago) link
Read 'em and weep, Europeans... errrr
― Captain Beeftweet (Tom D.), Friday, 5 June 2020 18:05 (three years ago) link
The government has extended the ban on eviction hearings for renters until 23 August (it was 25 June). Good to see, as I mentioned in my show last night, it needed doing as mortgage repossessions are already barred until 31 Oct. Full info https://t.co/upojF9zVvD— Martin Lewis (@MartinSLewis) June 5, 2020
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 5 June 2020 20:16 (three years ago) link
EXCLUSIVE in tomorrow’s Daily Telegraph Former Labour MP Frank Field set to become peer after Jeremy Corbyn's three candidates blocked https://t.co/qMJP0iTy7e— Christopher Hope📝 (@christopherhope) June 5, 2020
quite appropriate really, living in an age of death and with a dead opposition party.
― calzino, Friday, 5 June 2020 21:49 (three years ago) link
not that I'm complaining about the ring-wraiths blocking Tom Watson of course!
― calzino, Friday, 5 June 2020 21:55 (three years ago) link
So he 'left' Parliament at the last general election did he? Here I was thinking that, despite holding the seat for 40 years, his massive personal vote wasn't sufficient to stop him losing the seat by 17,705 votes.
― Captain Beeftweet (Tom D.), Friday, 5 June 2020 21:59 (three years ago) link
I've got a suggestion for his title, Lord Cunt.
― Captain Beeftweet (Tom D.), Friday, 5 June 2020 22:00 (three years ago) link
that title could still do with being boiled down to its essence tbf, just make it a bit shorter!
― calzino, Friday, 5 June 2020 22:10 (three years ago) link
Fuck it, most MPs deserve to get kicked out, can't do any harm.
― Daniel_Rf, Saturday, 6 June 2020 11:23 (three years ago) link
if you chucked a grenade into their funhouse, whichever ever side it lands in there is only a very slight chance of taking out a human!
― calzino, Saturday, 6 June 2020 11:39 (three years ago) link
There's some speculation right now that the R rate is now over 1 in the North West.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 6 June 2020 12:46 (three years ago) link
Aaaah!
congrats to niccy sturgeon for successfully puttin everyone who reads this off shaggin for life x pic.twitter.com/hAxFX5bk4j— erika (@erikatkatcat) June 6, 2020
― gyac, Saturday, 6 June 2020 12:57 (three years ago) link
Poll needed!
― dominance and transmission (Matt #2), Saturday, 6 June 2020 13:00 (three years ago) link
I really want to see Johnson reading that list out in a sonorous voice, flanked by Whitty and Vallance.
― dominance and transmission (Matt #2), Saturday, 6 June 2020 13:01 (three years ago) link
won't brb. I'm off to join a monastery for the rest of my life!
― calzino, Saturday, 6 June 2020 13:02 (three years ago) link
t/s: saliva or poo
― Prosecutor Bradley Tankerton (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 6 June 2020 13:07 (three years ago) link
chief political correspondent from the scottish sun: “first minister, when can I lick around the anus?”
― ||||||||, Saturday, 6 June 2020 13:34 (three years ago) link
chris mustn't
― conrad, Saturday, 6 June 2020 14:33 (three years ago) link
I believe rimming is Phase 3 of the lockdown routemap xp
― BRAVE THE AFRIAD (onimo), Saturday, 6 June 2020 15:07 (three years ago) link
NEW @Survation Poll – UK General Election Voting Intention:CON 41% (-4)LAB 39% (+5)LD 7% (-1)GRN 4% (-)SNP 4% (-)BXP 1% (+1)OTH 4% (-)1018 respondents, fieldwork 3 June 2020. Changes w/ 22-26 May 2020.https://t.co/62TcP0gIzi pic.twitter.com/eGI4eqnYlT— Survation. (@Survation) June 6, 2020
― stet, Saturday, 6 June 2020 18:01 (three years ago) link
lol Brexit Party cunts
― hip posts without flaggadocio (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 6 June 2020 18:06 (three years ago) link
They'd be 20 points clear rn with a shoe throwing tankie leader in a Lenin hat..
― calzino, Saturday, 6 June 2020 19:19 (three years ago) link
*shakes fist at Greens*
― glumdalclitch, Saturday, 6 June 2020 19:21 (three years ago) link
I know the greens are bad people but theres no guarantee that that 4% would go to Labour if they disappeared. I know this, because the greens are bad people
― anvil, Saturday, 6 June 2020 19:59 (three years ago) link
All the people I see howling abuse about the George Floyd protestors 'risking lives' are the same people I saw furiously defending Dominic Cummings.I see you, shameless hypocrites.
Piers Morgans latest tweet.
― Mark G, Saturday, 6 June 2020 21:19 (three years ago) link
Nature is healing
This is the shit u see on disaster movies, this ain’t real😭 pic.twitter.com/Pl5IbHhc2S— Capo (@vincentt_tvt) June 6, 2020
― nashwan, Saturday, 6 June 2020 22:04 (three years ago) link
seems like that ^ happened just after this
I’m sorry what the fuck is this guy thinking pic.twitter.com/yMTpcGR9KE— Dr. "ACAB" Strategy (@inthesedeserts) June 6, 2020
― The Cognitive Peasant (ogmor), Saturday, 6 June 2020 22:12 (three years ago) link
Lisa Nandy on Marr this morning - "I have no idea if Donald Trump is a racist."ffs. say what you like about Thornberry, she wouldn't be such a fucking coward.
― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 7 June 2020 09:09 (three years ago) link
even pin up boy of the FBPE's, Bercow was heaping pure fucking hatred on Trump on AQ on Friday evening. Does Starmer instil such a fear of talking about politics in his shadow cabinet that they dare not even call Trump a racist?
― calzino, Sunday, 7 June 2020 09:17 (three years ago) link
Lonely guy just thinking baout things. Matt Hancock claiming that 'in a way' the figure of 40,000 deaths isn't as important as the story behind one death...
― Captain Beeftweet (Tom D.), Sunday, 7 June 2020 09:20 (three years ago) link
when Matt's brain clicks into 2nd gear and starts thinking about the immense grief caused by 40,000 whoopsy-daisy death stories, he might be better off not talking aloud or having this moment of revelation during a coronavirus briefing!
― calzino, Sunday, 7 June 2020 09:33 (three years ago) link
I actually wonder if there's ever been a more low-key reviled front line politician than Hancock. Obviously there have been loads who are more hated but Hancock has this particular default mode of snivelling invertebrate pissiness and condescension which is particularly ill suited to managing a pandemic response.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 7 June 2020 09:40 (three years ago) link
This was on Marr's show. People one day will look back and wonder how this complete vacuum ended up with this most important of jobs at this particular juncture in the nation's history.
― Captain Beeftweet (Tom D.), Sunday, 7 June 2020 09:42 (three years ago) link
He’s no better on Sky
Matt Hancock here struggling for 2 minutes to remember the number “zero”. pic.twitter.com/lS3HlHZeOm— James Felton (@JimMFelton) June 7, 2020
― stet, Sunday, 7 June 2020 09:46 (three years ago) link
I think he's very much in the tradition of other snivelling Tory creeps like John Selwyn Gummer and Kenneth Baker but with some additional repellent quality.
― Captain Beeftweet (Tom D.), Sunday, 7 June 2020 09:48 (three years ago) link
Lisa Nandy on Marr this morning - "I have no idea if Donald Trump is a racist."
I guess she means "does Donald Trump consider himself to be a racist," which is totally irrelevant - most racists are of the "I'm not racist, but" type. You're judged by your actions, not your self-identity! What a fucking dishrag. Is there another party to vote for in, er, 4.5 years' time?
― dominance and transmission (Matt #2), Sunday, 7 June 2020 09:50 (three years ago) link
A local former "progressive" Tory candidate who ran in 2017 used to be always re-tweeting everything by Hancock, and let's not forget this big beast was a leadership candidate at one point! Anyway this local "progressive" tory *friend* of mine now keeps re-tweeting everything by Jenrick, so she's definitely grown weary of this clown!
― calzino, Sunday, 7 June 2020 10:00 (three years ago) link