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I wasn't citing that in disapproval :)

lukas, Thursday, 4 June 2020 01:20 (three years ago) link

So what they are doing is actually bumping racist hashtags AND subjecting us to more of those inexplicable gifs?

the posts get promoted, they make less sense (and clog up the space for anyone interested in making functional use of the hashtag), fewer people who see them mimic the behavior or redirect it into their own networks - it's like gresham's law but for when you actually want the good money to be driven out by the bad

j., Thursday, 4 June 2020 01:41 (three years ago) link

so Twitter puts the little blue notification for on the app icon if there are any new tweets in your timeline, huh. that's helpful

i will FP you and your entire family (rip van wanko), Thursday, 4 June 2020 07:16 (three years ago) link

do you have any new tweets right now

j., Thursday, 4 June 2020 08:03 (three years ago) link

I would like for there to be a blue notification dot on the little birdie icon when someone has replied to me or rt me, only then

i will FP you and your entire family (rip van wanko), Thursday, 4 June 2020 12:17 (three years ago) link

the kpop kids have shown us all how to harness the forces of stan culture for good:

OPERATION #BLUEFALL.
8AM PST.

FUCK THAT PRIDEFALL SHIT, LETS TAKE IT & MAKE IT MORAL. THIS PRIDE MONTH. LETS FUCKING GO.

RT & QUOTE WITH YOUR LOCAL @‘S. WE ARE BLUEING OUT THEIR SOCIAL MEDIA WITH THEIR OFFICERS BRUTALITY.

LOS ANGELES:@MayorOfLA @LAPDHQ @LAPDChiefMoore pic.twitter.com/tAApz35WwN

— elijah daniel (@elijahdaniel) June 4, 2020

ARIANA GRADE STANS, 1D STANS, BARBZ. I SUMMON YOU TO COME TOGETHER FOR #BLUEFALL https://t.co/5gIF5p9z43

— elijah daniel (@elijahdaniel) June 4, 2020

Roz, Thursday, 4 June 2020 14:19 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/NVXPWO3.png

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 June 2020 19:01 (three years ago) link

it's a lifestyle

i will FP you and your entire family (rip van wanko), Thursday, 4 June 2020 19:05 (three years ago) link

twidder

Joey Corona (Euler), Thursday, 4 June 2020 21:17 (three years ago) link

dud

diamonddave85​​ (diamonddave85), Friday, 5 June 2020 00:49 (three years ago) link

classic now for constantly fucking w trump

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 5 June 2020 09:25 (three years ago) link

I liked a tweet a couple of weeks ago & it is having significant good irl consequences so I'm all mixed up about it.

Joey Corona (Euler), Friday, 5 June 2020 09:27 (three years ago) link

you guys it's so much worse than any of us thought... I clicked a tweet in a thread and swear to god it took me to a place with many more tweets... tens of thousands of tweets, and each one more horrifying than the last. a veritable living nightmare. i fear that with these reserves at hand, tweets will soon outnumber posts by an insurmountable margin

lumen (esby), Friday, 5 June 2020 17:16 (three years ago) link

they can't get in through the holes in the threads, those are one-way

j., Friday, 5 June 2020 18:01 (three years ago) link

homie what set you from

mh, Tuesday, 9 June 2020 00:19 (three years ago) link

where do you go for this circle of your closest twitter friends??

brian emo (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 23:47 (three years ago) link

tens of thousands of tweets

My childhood is tweets upon tweets upon tweets upon tweets.

geoffreyess, Wednesday, 10 June 2020 00:11 (three years ago) link

a thread

A friend who’s fully into the covid conspiracies sent me this post that says Captain America predicted the coronavirus outbreak in 2011, and while its obviously bs, I started fixating on that circled image on the right. pic.twitter.com/N4XywDTZEx

— William Mullally 🚮 (@whmullally) June 11, 2020

ACABincalifornia (voodoo chili), Thursday, 11 June 2020 23:41 (three years ago) link

I'll make out just fine if this is so, but can you not play embedded Twitter videos on ILX or third-party sites now, or is there a glitch in my browser? I can still play YouTubes.

clemenza, Thursday, 11 June 2020 23:46 (three years ago) link

that's just what they want you to think

maf you one two (maffew12), Friday, 12 June 2020 00:07 (three years ago) link

I understand OPs not liking to be tagged in threaded replies that aren't directed at them, but get annoyed that this is perpetually framed as a rudeness/etiquette issue as opposed to a shitty interface issue.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 20:27 (three years ago) link

when you think about it its there own fault for tweeting

lag∞n, Tuesday, 16 June 2020 20:36 (three years ago) link

I realise Twitter world cups are anathema to some, but in July, Tom Ewing will be running one on tracks from 1990 and is looking for nominations this week. Here's the current list of nominations:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/1/d/1nbefrL-HIkjF0KvPU0ziJddlnx-eEcgAwkliyiiYH8Y/edit?usp=sharing

If any of you are into such things, bung @peoples_pop a tweet with a couple of nominations. Only one of them can be a UK Top 40 hit, but neither has to be. Dance music and hiphop very under-represented at the moment!

Alba, Wednesday, 17 June 2020 20:01 (three years ago) link

I'll make out just fine if this is so, but can you not play embedded Twitter videos on ILX or third-party sites now, or is there a glitch in my browser? I can still play YouTubes.

― clemenza, Thursday, June 11, 2020 6:46 PM (six days ago) bookmarkflaglink

this has also happened to me. i only ever see twitter videos here tho (twitter anything really) so i thought it was maybe an ilx thing but idk

budo jeru, Wednesday, 17 June 2020 20:14 (three years ago) link

Linehan banned from Twitter, goes whining to Mumsnet at 3am and gets TERFed off there too...

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/graham-linehans-glinner-twitter-account-22261495

... and, as if that wasn't enough, there's women popping up now saying he's been sending them dick pics. He's lost it.

Future England Captain (Tom D.), Saturday, 27 June 2020 09:58 (three years ago) link

Dick pic thing apparently a hoax, no need to be making up stuff about him, there's plenty to go on already!

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 27 June 2020 10:05 (three years ago) link

Ah right, I've fallen victim to Twittershite, curses.

Future England Captain (Tom D.), Saturday, 27 June 2020 10:06 (three years ago) link

Ha,so glad he's gotten the heave ho from twitter,total fucking cunt

Rik Waller-Bridge (jim in vancouver), Saturday, 27 June 2020 10:32 (three years ago) link

He's demented.

Future England Captain (Tom D.), Saturday, 27 June 2020 10:33 (three years ago) link

Love that mumsnet terfs got mad at him for posting in their feminism forum as a man

Rik Waller-Bridge (jim in vancouver), Saturday, 27 June 2020 10:39 (three years ago) link

It's a promising idea for a sitcom, writer has a minor disagreement on Twitter about something, obsesses about it and ends up destroying his life just because he can't bear to be wrong once. Pretty dark sitcom, in the upside the wage bill for actors would decrease as the show progressed.

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 27 June 2020 10:46 (three years ago) link

might send it to him, see what he thinks

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 27 June 2020 10:46 (three years ago) link

Fucking delighted for him. He can fuck off to Parler with the rest of them.

scampos mentis (gyac), Saturday, 27 June 2020 10:58 (three years ago) link

it is with a heavy heart that i must announce that the celebs are at it again

— wint (@dril) September 24, 2014

lag∞n, Saturday, 27 June 2020 13:45 (three years ago) link

evergreen

scampo, foggy and clegg (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 27 June 2020 13:51 (three years ago) link

is that the origin of that phrase?
I love it

kinder, Saturday, 27 June 2020 14:52 (three years ago) link

classic def

lag∞n, Saturday, 27 June 2020 15:05 (three years ago) link

he walks right into a Wittgenstein / Diogenes combo attack pic.twitter.com/IUqLM6blJ3

— Neil Sinhababu (@neilsinhababu) June 27, 2020

lag∞n, Saturday, 27 June 2020 18:23 (three years ago) link

Ah, the good old days.

Future England Captain (Tom D.), Saturday, 27 June 2020 18:38 (three years ago) link

flawless

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 27 June 2020 18:48 (three years ago) link

did they change what gets included in the number of RTs? i'm suddenly seeing tweets with like 5x more RTs than likes. mainly on ratio'd tweets though. it's messing up my frame of reference. this is extremely important

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Saturday, 27 June 2020 22:51 (three years ago) link

either they're now including replies to RTs as RTs or they're including quote tweets as RTs and they weren't before? that would make sense i guess

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Saturday, 27 June 2020 22:53 (three years ago) link

The latter, I understand

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 27 June 2020 23:11 (three years ago) link

Any action to bring about the death of the ratio is of course good, in itself and as a step towards the death of Twitter.

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 27 June 2020 23:12 (three years ago) link

...theres a new ratio in town

https://i.imgur.com/ceWsHNY.png

lag∞n, Saturday, 27 June 2020 23:22 (three years ago) link

Damn, that’s impressive

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Saturday, 27 June 2020 23:46 (three years ago) link

actually love too log on and everyone’s talking about shredded cheese and i i have no idea why

mookieproof, Sunday, 28 June 2020 05:57 (three years ago) link

only way my wife can eat fajitas

https://www.twitter.com/jsv4/status/1277048058275074050

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Sunday, 28 June 2020 11:15 (three years ago) link

best tex-mex in town

below the mendoza (rip van wanko), Sunday, 28 June 2020 11:59 (three years ago) link

correct analysis:

"the ratio," in the classic sense, is a worn out cliche but ever since they started counting quote tweets youre now capable of seeing a whole new form of it pic.twitter.com/r8h0yvgyad

— Rich Lather (@allahliker) June 26, 2020

mark s, Sunday, 28 June 2020 12:32 (three years ago) link


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