just a basic and entirely dishonest, worthless individual
― Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 14:11 (three years ago) link
Just inspectin' the ol' bunker, making sure everything is up to snuff and that there's at least one bullet in the gun.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 14:17 (three years ago) link
Thank you sir!!
― NAthaniel (cajunsunday), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 14:26 (three years ago) link
again I know we've normalized this guy's brain worms but "I've done more for the blacks than any president in history, besides possibly the one who freed them" while threatening to unload the military on the BLM protests that are occurring in every single state is just killin me right now
― frogbs, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 14:51 (three years ago) link
ah yes, the famous Crime Bill
― wasdnous (abanana), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 15:23 (three years ago) link
"inspecting his bunker" is a euphemism, right
― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 15:38 (three years ago) link
This man started an account where he tweets exactly what the president tweets. He just got suspended. https://t.co/KPd9Od1zTE— Dylan Marron (@dylanmarron) June 3, 2020
― frogbs, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 16:59 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEbjpVnLv2c
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 4 June 2020 04:35 (three years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/aO5lYKogXw— Kim Gordon (@KimletGordon) June 8, 2020
― j., Monday, 8 June 2020 01:36 (three years ago) link
Simply beautiful.
― pomenitul, Monday, 8 June 2020 01:43 (three years ago) link
https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/tv/story/2020-06-08/trump-insecure-tweet-issa-rae-response
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 19:17 (three years ago) link
LOL
Kayleigh McEnany then reads it, says it is “directly from President. He spent a good bit of time working on that.” https://t.co/rLZbwIWmDA— Eli Stokols (@EliStokols) June 10, 2020
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 19:51 (three years ago) link
Stick it on the fridge imo
― ...Like a Soggy Handburger (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 19:53 (three years ago) link
Man the extraneous capitalization thing is such a marker for advanced Dunning-Kreuger syndrome.
― DJI, Wednesday, 10 June 2020 20:05 (three years ago) link
sorry, Dunning-Kruger (extraneous letters are some other syndrome)
― DJI, Wednesday, 10 June 2020 20:06 (three years ago) link
But if the suggestion that one (or more! Why not?) could be renamed Fort Trump comes up...
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 20:12 (three years ago) link
Not only Winning, but also Victory!
― but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 20:14 (three years ago) link
Thought Brag more like
― nashwan, Wednesday, 10 June 2020 20:39 (three years ago) link
Why does he care about this? Did someone suggest naming a base after a woman or African American or something?
― DJI, Wednesday, 10 June 2020 20:40 (three years ago) link
I guess Legendary and Fabled are apt for someone who cheated their way out of the draft
― dip to dup (rob), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 20:44 (three years ago) link
too bad they weren't named Fort Weakness in Sadtown, Fort Buttz in Buttzonia, Fort Empathy in SJWville, etc. something tells me they'd be a lot more willing to change those names, even considering our military's long storied past of winning, victory, and freedom
― our god is a might god (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 21:01 (three years ago) link
but instead, they were neutrally named after a bunch of racists who tried to secede over slavery, so there's just no way to even consider it
― our god is a might god (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 21:02 (three years ago) link
even nascar is less racist than donald trump
BREAKING: The Confederate flag has just been BANNED from all NASCAR events and properties, effective immediately.— Jeff Gluck (@jeff_gluck) June 10, 2020
― our god is a might god (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 21:03 (three years ago) link
he'll probably issue an executive order demanding Nascar allow the flag
― Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 22:43 (three years ago) link
Not trying to draw a false equivalence because these symbols are legitimately hurtful, but it is nice to see “our” side playing the cultural flashpoint game in an election year rather than just sitting around while the right works itself into a lather over Sesame Street
― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 22:50 (three years ago) link
yeah going on the offense is a nice changewould be great if that continued in other areas
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 23:28 (three years ago) link
Why does he care about this? Did someone suggest naming a base after a woman or African American or something?― DJI, Wednesday, June 10, 2020 3:40 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― DJI, Wednesday, June 10, 2020 3:40 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
David Petraeus article in The Atlantic -> https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2020/06/take-confederate-names-off-our-army-bases/612832/
― jaymc, Thursday, 11 June 2020 01:41 (three years ago) link
And the dudness continues.
― DJI, Thursday, 11 June 2020 03:02 (three years ago) link
There’s no way that Trump doesn’t know who won the Civil War, right?— Molly Jong-Fast🏡 (@MollyJongFast) June 10, 2020
― j., Thursday, 11 June 2020 07:27 (three years ago) link
get stooped, 2scoops
― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 11 June 2020 10:37 (three years ago) link
"It was a great war, a beautiful war. There were good people on both sides. The Republican Party won that war, President Lincoln. Not a lot of people know this, but Abraham Lincoln was a Republican"
― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Thursday, 11 June 2020 12:03 (three years ago) link
xpost -- probably something like that
Really hope this is genuine
Wow, that was a wild few minutes where the actual President of the USA was following me on Twitter and even sent me a message. Shame it ended so badly 😭 pic.twitter.com/KejDKTleNu— Liam Bennett (@ljkbennett) June 11, 2020
― groovypanda, Thursday, 11 June 2020 14:00 (three years ago) link
"the democrat party were the REAL racists... but also, what the south was doing was good," xxp
― global tetrahedron, Thursday, 11 June 2020 14:04 (three years ago) link
lol he has the S.S. trending
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 11 June 2020 14:24 (three years ago) link
btw I saw film of George Wallace saying "brave ppl on both sides" of the Civil War last night
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 11 June 2020 14:41 (three years ago) link
Here's the transcript of Trump's remarks on how Abraham Lincoln "did good, although it's always questionable, you know, in other words, the end result..." pic.twitter.com/HhvlDqlYCU— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) June 12, 2020
― mookieproof, Friday, 12 June 2020 19:47 (three years ago) link
How many dogs are going to lose their hearing from all this whistling?
― DJI, Friday, 12 June 2020 19:50 (three years ago) link
I hear more and more people are calling him Honest Abe.
― Tom Paine in the membrane (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 12 June 2020 19:50 (three years ago) link
It's going to feel so goddamn good when he's no longer alive.
― ...Like a Soggy Handburger (Old Lunch), Friday, 12 June 2020 19:57 (three years ago) link
I’ve never danced on a grave before, but over the past 3.5 years I’ve really planned out some great choreography for when I get the chance.
― epistantophus, Friday, 12 June 2020 20:08 (three years ago) link
Trump Memorial Grave Dancefloor
― DJI, Friday, 12 June 2020 20:34 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t4-zDem1Sk
― Tom Paine in the membrane (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 12 June 2020 20:44 (three years ago) link
What are the odds that he has soured on Lincoln a little because he blames him for the Lincoln Project ads?
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 June 2020 21:14 (three years ago) link
"Lincoln is being recognized more and more, but I think, frankly, maybe he is being recognized a little too much."
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 June 2020 21:15 (three years ago) link
"Not many people know this, but Abe Lincoln's hands were pretty small."
― Tom Paine in the membrane (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 12 June 2020 22:05 (three years ago) link
Internet is saying he was a disaster at the West Point graduation today. Couldn't pronounce MacArthur's, messed up Ulysses Grant, could barely walk down a ramp ...
Is the President of the United States physically well? pic.twitter.com/6R4GExT0KL— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) June 13, 2020
Trump still hasn't totally figured out how to drink water pic.twitter.com/IO8CDXmD9i— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) June 13, 2020
Maybe he had a stroke?
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 13 June 2020 22:43 (three years ago) link
Don’t know about the glass, but the ramp thing is clearly the effect of his 2-3 inch shoe lifts (see also: centaur pose)
― assert (MatthewK), Saturday, 13 June 2020 22:50 (three years ago) link
Watch his left leg vs right. The left leg is the one inching forward, the right leg barely bends.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 13 June 2020 22:55 (three years ago) link
He also purses his lips in deep concentration, like a cartoon monkey.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 13 June 2020 22:56 (three years ago) link