Regular Degular Redux - 2019-20 NBA Season thread 2

Part of it is they overpay coaches who can then just retire right

Boogie Cousins waited for three years, but he got his revenge.

This is some Cask of Amontillado shit. pic.twitter.com/Fg8PGPwjhz

— Mike Beauvais (@MikeBeauvais) June 2, 2020

boogie serves it cold again lol

ESPN story on the NBA's plan for a return: https://t.co/z90vvFqob6

— Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) June 3, 2020

amazing work by boogie

I'm not saying the Wizards should tank, but...

They have eight games remaining, all against better teams. If they go 0-8, they'd jump from No. 9 seed to No. 7 seed in lottery. That's difference between 6% and 15% chance of top-three pick.

Such a screwed-up incentive structure.

— Dan Feldman (@DanFeldmanNBA) June 3, 2020

lol boogie got em

cold blooded assassination lmao

good on him

If you don’t like that you’re not calling NBA basketball

omg its that guy lol

are we gonna end up getting our 60 game season next year

I'll ask around and get back to you.

that boogie thing is the coldest shit i've ever seen

dude dipped the man in the river with like 40 characters

https://8points9seconds.com/files/2014/03/adioslance.gif

back at it July 31st

does the plan mention when next season will start? are we looking at a xmas opening day or something?

ahh found it

- Training camp: June 30, July 7 travel to Orlando
- 2019-20 season: July 31
- Free agency: Oct. 18
- 2020-21 targets: Nov. 10 training camp, Dec. 1 opening night (can remain fluid)

thats so squished

i don't understand a lot of things about this restart plan but whatever

i don't understand or like it much either but i will still watch the celtics games if they exist

We're back ☘️ pic.twitter.com/rNgaHnZpY6

— Celtics on NBC Sports Boston (@NBCSCeltics) June 4, 2020

was gonna say something critical abt the plan but i watched that video and now im pumped

is there a name for that type of canned orchestra + trap beat music that only plays in sports hype vids

what if Durant and the Nets win the title

been reported hes not coming back

if Durant and the Nets win the title many fans will be disappointed

is there a name for that type of canned orchestra + trap beat music that only plays in sports hype vids

― ciderpress, Thursday, June 4, 2020 3:27 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

yung jock

the houston rockets will win the title

the perfect champion for these times

its too obvious to not happen

im on board

i will be cheering for the suns and the nuggets

i don't even know if this year would count towards lifting my nuggets curse

On @AltitudeSR, Tim Connelly said Nikola Jokic is “beach ready” and has “abs.”

— Adam Mares (@Adam_Mares) June 4, 2020

i too am ready to sit on a beach and have abdominal muscles under my layers of stomach fat, put me in coach hut hut HIKE

im here for svelte jokic and harden

Joint Statement from Michael Jordan & Jordan Brand regarding $100m donation. pic.twitter.com/yYXWh5eBZl

— Estee Portnoy (@esteep) June 5, 2020

100m isn't too shabby

100m in one year and give it all to me

i should be compensated for my posting

I agree that ilh deserves a bailout

i like it

Philadelphia 76ers assistant coach Ime Udoka is the front-runner to become the new head coach for the Chicago Bulls.

(Via @JCowleyHoops)

— Daniel Greenberg (@ChiSportUpdates) June 5, 2020

I interviewed ime once for a story that never ran but he is an extremely extremely good dude

So how do I declare one of those lockout things? Does one shout it out Michael Scott style? https://t.co/Ho55jlkUX8

— Robin Lopez (@rolopez42) June 5, 2020

he is an extremely extremely good dude

I got that impression, too, when he was an assistant coach here in Portland.

"My season is over," Kevin Durant tells @MarcJSpearsESPN. "I don’t plan on playing at all." https://t.co/uSVIDQVik8

— Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) June 6, 2020

i mean yeah

Knicks reportedly remain open to trading Julius Randle https://t.co/ToC4r8oVpI

— Kurt Helin (@basketballtalk) June 6, 2020

along the same lines, i remain open to receiving money for doing nothing

new york knicks more like do hork dicks checkmate

daaamn