US Politics, June 2020 — You have to dominate.

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is everybody here really so dumb as to not understand how more than one thing can be true at a time?

― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII),

Aimless did what you asked for a couple hours ago!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 June 2020 21:19 (three years ago) link

There's a lot of ridiculous macho posturing going on atm, so I'm taking a brief break.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 June 2020 21:20 (three years ago) link

the goddamn President of the United States is hiding in his bunker calling on the cops to crack more skulls

again, the quiet part out loud

cops cracking skulls is the eternal US truth. it backs up everything. Obama and Eric Holder upheld it, as Cornel West said the other night.

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 1 June 2020 21:20 (three years ago) link

they invented agitprop!

nah. they didn't invent, they invented the word, which does say something useful to mention.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 1 June 2020 21:22 (three years ago) link

alfred I know, that was the proverbial everybody

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 1 June 2020 21:22 (three years ago) link

There's a lot of ridiculous macho posturing going on atm, so I'm taking a brief break.

shit, gotta block some music listicles

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 1 June 2020 21:45 (three years ago) link

by all means block those paragons of ridiculous macho posturing

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 June 2020 21:57 (three years ago) link

by gum block the release of those tax returns

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 1 June 2020 22:05 (three years ago) link

There's a lot of ridiculous macho posturing going on atm, so I'm taking a brief break.

you're an essential and much appreciated voice on these threads, Alfred

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Monday, 1 June 2020 22:07 (three years ago) link

Thank you.

I stepped away to mix a Boulevardier and get dinner ready. I'm back.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 June 2020 22:21 (three years ago) link

and just in time - fuckface is finally about to say something

Karl Malone, Monday, 1 June 2020 22:31 (three years ago) link

Ooh, I bet it's gonna be good

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 1 June 2020 22:32 (three years ago) link

shit is getting testy on Pennsylvania Avenue

frogbs, Monday, 1 June 2020 22:40 (three years ago) link

Cops trying to clear everyone out. Watching this on TV it’s so clear who’s escalating the violence here

frogbs, Monday, 1 June 2020 22:43 (three years ago) link

Lotta F bombs on CNN right now

frogbs, Monday, 1 June 2020 22:44 (three years ago) link

feel like the worm has turned - #bunkerboy is his bush-looking-out-of-a-plane-window-at-new-orleans moment

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 1 June 2020 22:46 (three years ago) link

oh is he talking

I'm watching a Chantal Akerman musical

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 June 2020 22:47 (three years ago) link

He declared the riots over. Finally.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 1 June 2020 22:48 (three years ago) link

The CNN split screen with what’s actually happening on the street is pretty striking

frogbs, Monday, 1 June 2020 22:48 (three years ago) link

Ooh, he just threatened to call in the military. That'll help. Sounds like he wrote this one himself.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 1 June 2020 22:49 (three years ago) link

ceausesculastspeech.mov

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 1 June 2020 22:51 (three years ago) link

Don't toy with my emotions like that.

pomenitul, Monday, 1 June 2020 22:52 (three years ago) link

If only.

Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Monday, 1 June 2020 22:54 (three years ago) link

Don Lemon bugs me at times, but he's 1000% right about how TV staged this all was; get the tear gas going just before he speaks, get the split-screen he wanted. The full Nixon.

clemenza, Monday, 1 June 2020 22:54 (three years ago) link

lol goddamn commentariat. Did you think the man who said the Central Park Five were guilty would offer sympathy? You're surprised?

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 June 2020 22:57 (three years ago) link

at least we can all declare ourselves 1807 insurrectionists now

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 1 June 2020 22:59 (three years ago) link

I have strongly recommended to every governor to deploy the National Guard in sufficient numbers, that we dominate the streets, mayors and governors must establish an overwhelming law enforcement presence until the violence has been quelled. If a city or state refuses to take the actions that are necessary to defend the life and property of their residents, then I will deploy the United States military and quickly solve the problem for them.

'DOMINATE THE STREETS', what a fucking prepubescent Call of Duty wuss.

pomenitul, Monday, 1 June 2020 23:01 (three years ago) link

shoot the fucker now, Corleones

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 1 June 2020 23:03 (three years ago) link

Um, deploying the U.S. military inside the U.S. is still kind of a no-no, last time I checked.

Maybe someone should explain this to the President, who will doubtless realize the error of his ways and immediately revise his plans and apologize.

fo' schnitzel (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 1 June 2020 23:06 (three years ago) link

he would have to federalize the national guard to go over state executives, which he can and has been said to be looking at doing https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insurrection_Act

j., Monday, 1 June 2020 23:10 (three years ago) link

huffy puffy 'christian' coward

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 1 June 2020 23:11 (three years ago) link

medicare for all, social security birth to the earth

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 1 June 2020 23:13 (three years ago) link

Trump’s script said “Once law and order is restored...” but he misread it as “one law and order” and then had to go on a riff about how we have “one beautiful law” for everyone.

— Dan Amira (@DanAmira) June 1, 2020

even when declaring martial law he can't not be a fucking dumbass for two minutes

frogbs, Monday, 1 June 2020 23:16 (three years ago) link

This is the Insurrection Act he is using? Not martial law?

Xpost dammit

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Monday, 1 June 2020 23:16 (three years ago) link

Insurrection Act and martial law not really the same (IA was used in 1992). But completely the wrong move and a scary escalation.

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Monday, 1 June 2020 23:17 (three years ago) link

Active troops already deploying to DC.

pomenitul, Monday, 1 June 2020 23:19 (three years ago) link

Did he also threaten to send in the military to states (hmm, I wonder which they would be) that are not up to his standard?

Tonight is going to be terrible.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 1 June 2020 23:24 (three years ago) link

cops 'taking a knee' sure impresses some TV idiots

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 1 June 2020 23:26 (three years ago) link

So they fired tear gas at peaceful protesters so that he could cross the street for a photo op?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 1 June 2020 23:26 (three years ago) link

Insurrection Act can't be officially in effect yet as it requires a call to disperse "or else". My guess is his call to the States to use the National Guard as a "last chance" before he invokes it, and he's mobilizing them in anticipation of invoking it.

Technically he can go around the States on this too.but he's using this the opposite of the way it was intended

ACLU, time to shine

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Monday, 1 June 2020 23:28 (three years ago) link

"Is that your Bible?"
"It's a Bible."

great photo op. nailed it pic.twitter.com/X7uedAcxHb

— Brendan Karet 🚮 (@bad_takes) June 1, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 1 June 2020 23:34 (three years ago) link

What's the difference between Martial Law and Insurrection Act?

Van Horn Street, Monday, 1 June 2020 23:35 (three years ago) link

LOL I walked past the TV when he was doing that one law bit... one law *holds up a finger* ... one beautiful law... I was like WTF is this turd going on about and left the room again.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 1 June 2020 23:40 (three years ago) link

how fast will the Roberts Court review the Insurrection Act?

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 1 June 2020 23:41 (three years ago) link

#BREAKING: Carmel, Indiana's mayor announced Monday that the city plans to sue Minneapolis for negligence so the Hamilton County city can recover expenses for protecting itself as a result of police actions in Minnesota.

— WISH-TV (@WISH_TV) June 1, 2020

j., Tuesday, 2 June 2020 00:08 (three years ago) link

Hearing that the same cops who took the knee were beating people up an hour later or elsewhere almost immediately turned around and ordered protestors tear gassed.
THought there were some decent ones who might just dislike people abusing the role for a moment.
But is this the spin about how the barrel isn't corrupted or something. Or an attempt to portray things as that.

Stevolende, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 00:10 (three years ago) link

The finger pointing up gag is probably mimicking evangelical Christians, who like to do it as a way of indicating God is involved. Like all those football players who touch their hearts and then point to the sky after scoring touchdowns.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 00:14 (three years ago) link

gang i'm starting to get pretty freaked out but i have also been spending a lot of time on twitter so....

justice 4 CCR (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 00:23 (three years ago) link

well anybody not getting freaked out rn is part of the problem

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 00:26 (three years ago) link

I’m pretty freaked out but when that happens I just start hoping to spontaneously die

all cats are beautiful (silby), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 00:58 (three years ago) link


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