Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

Seems Legit.

laying low and tweeting through it. that's leadership

the phrase "wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight" comes to mind

Zuck called Trump to ask him to change his post:

https://www.axios.com/trump-protests-riots-4ab7f1e1-1498-433b-8b80-cedf3cc1ae96.html

am i the only person who thinks "ominous weapons" is weirdly eloquent for trump. made my brain jump straight to the use of DIME and white phosphorous in gaza in 2009

Trump clearly wants to be Pinochet, whether he recalls who he is or not

(im sure they golfed together at some point)

Trump asks Melania to smile during today's photo op. pic.twitter.com/B59YeDHKRM

— The Recount (@therecount) June 2, 2020

Hey, not bad! Better than I could do.

I'm imagining the hard diamond glitter of her eyes behind those shades

fuck both of them

she could divorce him at any moment and everyone in the world would not only understand but would commend her for doing the right thing

^^^^^^^^

she's as culpable as anyone

Well, I don't know about that, but she's got a lot to answer for, sure. She doesn't seem like a glitter mind person though. I've got her pegged as more of a rapidly-transitioning scenes of mutilated flesh mind person. I just can't tell if that barely concealed rage is directed at him or at those who would destroy property. She's a tough nut to crack.

People are saying she's becoming increasingly isolated these last few days...

By the way, although the schadenfreude from fantasizing about her leaving him is comforting at first, it's quickly followed by the soul-crushing realization that there would likely be hundreds if not thousands of younger, blonder, farther-right women racing to replace her, and this would very much please Donald.

The Eastern Bloc has secret Trumpspouse factories

People are saying she doesn't really care, do u?

the world moves so fast that this is old news already but given the true sickness of it all, let's make sure it's noted:

https://www.newyorker.com/news/daily-comment/an-abuse-of-sacred-symbols-trump-a-bible-and-a-sanctuary

The production, it turned out, had only just begun. After the streets around Lafayette Park had been cleared and the tear gas had wafted away, Trump set out from the White House on foot. He was accompanied by his daughter Ivanka and her husband, Jared Kushner, and a coterie of attendants. They headed toward St. John’s Episcopal Church, the small yellow sanctuary known as the Church of Presidents, because it has welcomed the nation’s leaders since the days of James Madison. The night before, St. John’s had been vandalized with graffiti, and a fire had burned the basement. And yet, throughout Monday afternoon, members of the clergy had been out front, offering water and aid to protesters.

Trump stalked across the park, weaving past the monuments, with his security detail skittering around him. When he reached the sanctuary, he did not go inside. Instead, he turned toward the camera, and members of his entourage assembled into a tableau so bizarre that it took a moment to understand what was unfolding. He held up a Bible and posed with it for the cameras, clasping it to his chest, bouncing it in his hand, turning it to and fro, like a product on QVC. He did not offer a prayer or read from scripture. On either side of him, his aides fidgeted awkwardly; there was the droopy, basset-hound visage of his enabling Attorney General, William Barr; his unrelenting cheerleader Mark Meadows, the chief of staff; his spokesperson, Kayleigh McEnany, who grinned madly. Apart from Ivanka Trump, none wore masks.

When at last it was over and the President’s expedition had returned to the White House, the church rebelled. In a seething call with CNN, the Right Reverend Mariann Budde, the Episcopal bishop of Washington, said that she was “outraged” by Trump’s use of St. John’s as a prop. “I can’t believe what my eyes are seeing tonight,” she said. “What on earth did we just witness?” Driving away a peaceful crowd with tear gas and weapons in order to stage a photo op was an “abuse of sacred symbols,” she said. A visiting pastor was tear-gassed in the charade. “The President just used a Bible . . . and one of the churches of my diocese without permission as a backdrop for a message antithetical to the teachings of Jesus and everything our churches stand for.”

This is an awful man, waving a book he hasn’t read, in front of a church he doesn’t attend, invoking laws he doesn’t understand, against fellow Americans he sees as enemies, wielding a military he dodged serving, to protect power he gained via accepting foreign interference...

— Robert Hendrickson (@FrRHendrickson) June 2, 2020

the Catholic diocese even vomited on him today

he's deserved it a hundred times over

when the hand comes out of the sky and finally lifts Donald Flagg away forever, will everything go back in time to November 2016.

Nope

Flat circle bro

These are the people that show up to adopt you at the beginning of a Tim Burton movie. pic.twitter.com/5PuTRNewjz

— Jesse Case (@jessecase) June 3, 2020

In 3 1/2 years, I’ve done much more for our Black population than Joe Biden has done in 43 years. Actually, he set them back big time with his Crime Bill, which he doesn’t even remember. I’ve done more for Black Americans, in fact, than any President in U.S. history, with...

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 3, 2020

....the possible exception of another Republican President, the late, great, Abraham Lincoln...and it’s not even close. The Democrats know this, and so does the Fake News, but they refuse to write or say it because they are inherently corrupt! See “pinned” above.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 3, 2020

pushing the 'ungrateful negro' angle pretty hard I see

The late, great, Abraham Lincoln.

Please enumerate all those things you've done, oh great one

Trump says on Fox Radio interview he was in the bunker for "tiny" amount of time and it was "much more for an inspection" than for his own safety.

— Kevin Liptak (@Kevinliptakcnn) June 3, 2020

just a basic and entirely dishonest, worthless individual

Just inspectin' the ol' bunker, making sure everything is up to snuff and that there's at least one bullet in the gun.

Thank you sir!!

again I know we've normalized this guy's brain worms but "I've done more for the blacks than any president in history, besides possibly the one who freed them" while threatening to unload the military on the BLM protests that are occurring in every single state is just killin me right now

ah yes, the famous Crime Bill

"inspecting his bunker" is a euphemism, right

This man started an account where he tweets exactly what the president tweets. He just got suspended. https://t.co/KPd9Od1zTE

— Dylan Marron (@dylanmarron) June 3, 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEbjpVnLv2c

pic.twitter.com/aO5lYKogXw

— Kim Gordon (@KimletGordon) June 8, 2020

Simply beautiful.

https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/tv/story/2020-06-08/trump-insecure-tweet-issa-rae-response

LOL

Kayleigh McEnany then reads it, says it is “directly from President. He spent a good bit of time working on that.” https://t.co/rLZbwIWmDA

— Eli Stokols (@EliStokols) June 10, 2020

Stick it on the fridge imo

Man the extraneous capitalization thing is such a marker for advanced Dunning-Kreuger syndrome.

sorry, Dunning-Kruger (extraneous letters are some other syndrome)

But if the suggestion that one (or more! Why not?) could be renamed Fort Trump comes up...

Not only Winning, but also Victory!

Thought Brag more like

Why does he care about this? Did someone suggest naming a base after a woman or African American or something?

I guess Legendary and Fabled are apt for someone who cheated their way out of the draft

too bad they weren't named Fort Weakness in Sadtown, Fort Buttz in Buttzonia, Fort Empathy in SJWville, etc. something tells me they'd be a lot more willing to change those names, even considering our military's long storied past of winning, victory, and freedom