I get emails from both the Biden and Trump campaigns (under a pseudonym, of course). I got SIX fundraising emails overnight from the Trump team. They do not appear to be operating from a position of confidence.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 31 May 2020 10:16 (three years ago) link
maga night = cities on fire is just good branding lol
― voodoo chili, Sunday, 31 May 2020 14:32 (three years ago) link
make america glow again
― dip to dup (rob), Sunday, 31 May 2020 14:36 (three years ago) link
I got SIX fundraising emails overnight from the Trump team.
Not that this should come as a surprise, but I can't think of a clearer indication of what an opportunity they view all this as.
― clemenza, Monday, 1 June 2020 01:11 (three years ago) link
lol the secret service rushed trump to the bunker under the white house on friday night
― mookieproof, Monday, 1 June 2020 01:42 (three years ago) link
what's his codename right now, birdsnest or whatever
― j., Monday, 1 June 2020 01:48 (three years ago) link
"taint"
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 1 June 2020 01:56 (three years ago) link
They're saying on the news Trump was taken into a bunker because he had so much nervous diarrhea he clogged the entire White House plumbing and all the turds were flooding everywhere like the blood elevator in The Shining and then he clogged the bunker toilet too.— 👶 luke oneil 🧠(@lukeoneil47) June 1, 2020
― j., Monday, 1 June 2020 02:03 (three years ago) link
Seems Legit.
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 1 June 2020 02:13 (three years ago) link
laying low and tweeting through it. that's leadership
― mookieproof, Monday, 1 June 2020 02:16 (three years ago) link
the phrase "wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight" comes to mind
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 1 June 2020 02:29 (three years ago) link
Zuck called Trump to ask him to change his post:
https://www.axios.com/trump-protests-riots-4ab7f1e1-1498-433b-8b80-cedf3cc1ae96.html
― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Monday, 1 June 2020 15:29 (three years ago) link
am i the only person who thinks "ominous weapons" is weirdly eloquent for trump. made my brain jump straight to the use of DIME and white phosphorous in gaza in 2009
― plax (ico), Monday, 1 June 2020 15:38 (three years ago) link
Trump clearly wants to be Pinochet, whether he recalls who he is or not
(im sure they golfed together at some point)
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 1 June 2020 22:48 (three years ago) link
Trump asks Melania to smile during today's photo op. pic.twitter.com/B59YeDHKRM— The Recount (@therecount) June 2, 2020
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 19:03 (three years ago) link
Hey, not bad! Better than I could do.
― the burrito that defined a generation, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 19:27 (three years ago) link
I'm imagining the hard diamond glitter of her eyes behind those shades
― dominance and transmission (Matt #2), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 19:37 (three years ago) link
fuck both of them
she could divorce him at any moment and everyone in the world would not only understand but would commend her for doing the right thing
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 19:46 (three years ago) link
^^^^^^^^
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 19:47 (three years ago) link
she's as culpable as anyone
Well, I don't know about that, but she's got a lot to answer for, sure. She doesn't seem like a glitter mind person though. I've got her pegged as more of a rapidly-transitioning scenes of mutilated flesh mind person. I just can't tell if that barely concealed rage is directed at him or at those who would destroy property. She's a tough nut to crack.
― the burrito that defined a generation, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 19:51 (three years ago) link
People are saying she's becoming increasingly isolated these last few days...
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 19:52 (three years ago) link
By the way, although the schadenfreude from fantasizing about her leaving him is comforting at first, it's quickly followed by the soul-crushing realization that there would likely be hundreds if not thousands of younger, blonder, farther-right women racing to replace her, and this would very much please Donald.
― the burrito that defined a generation, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 19:54 (three years ago) link
The Eastern Bloc has secret Trumpspouse factories
― fo' schnitzel (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 20:01 (three years ago) link
People are saying she doesn't really care, do u?
― massage angry pixels (sic), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 20:18 (three years ago) link
the world moves so fast that this is old news already but given the true sickness of it all, let's make sure it's noted:
https://www.newyorker.com/news/daily-comment/an-abuse-of-sacred-symbols-trump-a-bible-and-a-sanctuary
The production, it turned out, had only just begun. After the streets around Lafayette Park had been cleared and the tear gas had wafted away, Trump set out from the White House on foot. He was accompanied by his daughter Ivanka and her husband, Jared Kushner, and a coterie of attendants. They headed toward St. John’s Episcopal Church, the small yellow sanctuary known as the Church of Presidents, because it has welcomed the nation’s leaders since the days of James Madison. The night before, St. John’s had been vandalized with graffiti, and a fire had burned the basement. And yet, throughout Monday afternoon, members of the clergy had been out front, offering water and aid to protesters.Trump stalked across the park, weaving past the monuments, with his security detail skittering around him. When he reached the sanctuary, he did not go inside. Instead, he turned toward the camera, and members of his entourage assembled into a tableau so bizarre that it took a moment to understand what was unfolding. He held up a Bible and posed with it for the cameras, clasping it to his chest, bouncing it in his hand, turning it to and fro, like a product on QVC. He did not offer a prayer or read from scripture. On either side of him, his aides fidgeted awkwardly; there was the droopy, basset-hound visage of his enabling Attorney General, William Barr; his unrelenting cheerleader Mark Meadows, the chief of staff; his spokesperson, Kayleigh McEnany, who grinned madly. Apart from Ivanka Trump, none wore masks.When at last it was over and the President’s expedition had returned to the White House, the church rebelled. In a seething call with CNN, the Right Reverend Mariann Budde, the Episcopal bishop of Washington, said that she was “outraged” by Trump’s use of St. John’s as a prop. “I can’t believe what my eyes are seeing tonight,” she said. “What on earth did we just witness?” Driving away a peaceful crowd with tear gas and weapons in order to stage a photo op was an “abuse of sacred symbols,” she said. A visiting pastor was tear-gassed in the charade. “The President just used a Bible . . . and one of the churches of my diocese without permission as a backdrop for a message antithetical to the teachings of Jesus and everything our churches stand for.”
Trump stalked across the park, weaving past the monuments, with his security detail skittering around him. When he reached the sanctuary, he did not go inside. Instead, he turned toward the camera, and members of his entourage assembled into a tableau so bizarre that it took a moment to understand what was unfolding. He held up a Bible and posed with it for the cameras, clasping it to his chest, bouncing it in his hand, turning it to and fro, like a product on QVC. He did not offer a prayer or read from scripture. On either side of him, his aides fidgeted awkwardly; there was the droopy, basset-hound visage of his enabling Attorney General, William Barr; his unrelenting cheerleader Mark Meadows, the chief of staff; his spokesperson, Kayleigh McEnany, who grinned madly. Apart from Ivanka Trump, none wore masks.
When at last it was over and the President’s expedition had returned to the White House, the church rebelled. In a seething call with CNN, the Right Reverend Mariann Budde, the Episcopal bishop of Washington, said that she was “outraged” by Trump’s use of St. John’s as a prop. “I can’t believe what my eyes are seeing tonight,” she said. “What on earth did we just witness?” Driving away a peaceful crowd with tear gas and weapons in order to stage a photo op was an “abuse of sacred symbols,” she said. A visiting pastor was tear-gassed in the charade. “The President just used a Bible . . . and one of the churches of my diocese without permission as a backdrop for a message antithetical to the teachings of Jesus and everything our churches stand for.”
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 20:27 (three years ago) link
This is an awful man, waving a book he hasn’t read, in front of a church he doesn’t attend, invoking laws he doesn’t understand, against fellow Americans he sees as enemies, wielding a military he dodged serving, to protect power he gained via accepting foreign interference...— Robert Hendrickson (@FrRHendrickson) June 2, 2020
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 20:53 (three years ago) link
the Catholic diocese even vomited on him today
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 21:23 (three years ago) link
he's deserved it a hundred times over
― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 03:49 (three years ago) link
when the hand comes out of the sky and finally lifts Donald Flagg away forever, will everything go back in time to November 2016.
― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 03:53 (three years ago) link
Nope
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 04:07 (three years ago) link
Flat circle bro
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 04:08 (three years ago) link
These are the people that show up to adopt you at the beginning of a Tim Burton movie. pic.twitter.com/5PuTRNewjz— Jesse Case (@jessecase) June 3, 2020
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 13:32 (three years ago) link
In 3 1/2 years, I’ve done much more for our Black population than Joe Biden has done in 43 years. Actually, he set them back big time with his Crime Bill, which he doesn’t even remember. I’ve done more for Black Americans, in fact, than any President in U.S. history, with...— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 3, 2020
....the possible exception of another Republican President, the late, great, Abraham Lincoln...and it’s not even close. The Democrats know this, and so does the Fake News, but they refuse to write or say it because they are inherently corrupt! See “pinned” above.— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 3, 2020
pushing the 'ungrateful negro' angle pretty hard I see
― frogbs, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 13:43 (three years ago) link
The late, great, Abraham Lincoln.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 13:46 (three years ago) link
Please enumerate all those things you've done, oh great one
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 14:02 (three years ago) link
Trump says on Fox Radio interview he was in the bunker for "tiny" amount of time and it was "much more for an inspection" than for his own safety.— Kevin Liptak (@Kevinliptakcnn) June 3, 2020
― but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 14:08 (three years ago) link
just a basic and entirely dishonest, worthless individual
― Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 14:11 (three years ago) link
Just inspectin' the ol' bunker, making sure everything is up to snuff and that there's at least one bullet in the gun.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 14:17 (three years ago) link
Thank you sir!!
― NAthaniel (cajunsunday), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 14:26 (three years ago) link
again I know we've normalized this guy's brain worms but "I've done more for the blacks than any president in history, besides possibly the one who freed them" while threatening to unload the military on the BLM protests that are occurring in every single state is just killin me right now
― frogbs, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 14:51 (three years ago) link
ah yes, the famous Crime Bill
― wasdnous (abanana), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 15:23 (three years ago) link
"inspecting his bunker" is a euphemism, right
― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 15:38 (three years ago) link
This man started an account where he tweets exactly what the president tweets. He just got suspended. https://t.co/KPd9Od1zTE— Dylan Marron (@dylanmarron) June 3, 2020
― frogbs, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 16:59 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEbjpVnLv2c
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 4 June 2020 04:35 (three years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/aO5lYKogXw— Kim Gordon (@KimletGordon) June 8, 2020
― j., Monday, 8 June 2020 01:36 (three years ago) link
Simply beautiful.
― pomenitul, Monday, 8 June 2020 01:43 (three years ago) link
https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/tv/story/2020-06-08/trump-insecure-tweet-issa-rae-response
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 19:17 (three years ago) link
LOL
Kayleigh McEnany then reads it, says it is “directly from President. He spent a good bit of time working on that.” https://t.co/rLZbwIWmDA— Eli Stokols (@EliStokols) June 10, 2020
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 19:51 (three years ago) link
Stick it on the fridge imo
― ...Like a Soggy Handburger (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 19:53 (three years ago) link