Talk to Transformer

pizza sub-poll #6: what is truffle crust?
pizza sub-poll #7 "but pizza is not cheese"
pizza sub-poll #8: ...does bottom crust refer to bottom of pizza?
pizza sub-poll #9 oh. I thought the worst pizza pizza is pizza alla ciab

pizza sub-poll #5: is ILX pizza allowed in Disney Parks?
pizza sub-poll #6: if a porterrerette on a sandwich is more magical than a pizza on a bun
pizza sub-poll #7 aaarggghh, pizza sub-poll is to much to process
Pizza sub-poll #8 is the female sidekick ever needed???

pizza sub-poll #6: is pizza only pizza?
pizza sub-poll #7: does pepperoni pizza need no crust?
pizza sub-poll #8: is pizza crust pizza or just thinened?
pizza sub-poll #9: why is the pizza anagram?

pizza sub-poll #7 aaarggghh, pizza sub-poll is to much to process

1904 - Delbert McClinton - The House On Mango Street

pretty much the sole reason i'm voting 1900 for my cut-off

Get ready for a new phase

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2020/jun/12/elon-musk-backed-openai-to-release-text-tool-it-called-dangerous

Chorus

U can't touch this

Verse

My music hits me
So hard
Makes me say

I'm gonna kill your wife

(You know I love you)

(I'm going on a rampage) (And I don't think I'm done with you)

I wanna kill your kids

(Chorus)

I know you're gonna have a hard-on every minute of every day

You probably never have a girlfriend

(Chorus)

My music hits me

So hard

Makes me say

I'll hit you if I can

Writer(s): NICK MELTON, DAVID POGGETT, BRANDON GARLAND, DAVID THORNLEY, RONALD RUBNER, CHRISTOPHER THOMPSON, KIERON GILBERT, STEVE BRENNANI

― Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Monday, June 3, 2019 1:42 AM bookmarkflaglink

Can someone get on making this song plz

wish I could think of someone w/ a bass voice and a guitar in his room at this very moment

Hahaha well...

that is incredible

While not normally known for his musical talent, Elon Musk is releasing a debut album under the alias E-dwarf, citing influences including Frank Zappa and Gorillaz, which he described as "quite disturbing".

Musk has not released a solo album before, though he has released music under the alias Kosmic Jesus, under which he released an album in 2003.

Musk has released two albums on the music-sharing site Bandcamp: "Elon Musk – Mars Is Really Cold" in 2016 and "I Write the News for Elon Musk: Elon Musk vs Jeff Bezos" in 2018.

The name E-dwarf comes from one of Musk's earliest

In the film Home Alone, there are many scenes where Macaulay Culkin is making an airplane sandwich.

It seems as though the act of making the sandwich is very difficult for Macaulay Culkin.

There are many gags about him struggling with the sandwich, like how he messes up or doesn't get the knife or the bread or the mustard down just right.

Many times Macaulay Culkin even breaks out into his signature scream while he is trying to do the sandwich.

I had to say goodbye to Shakin' Stevens.

I rang the hospital again on Thursday and was told he was doing better and could have visitors, so decided to make the trip down to see him.

His room was on the first floor in the centre of the ward, and the whole floor was a big open space, the walls lined with old leather armchairs and more beds.

There were six beds in his bay and Shakin' Stevens was on the far bed.

Away from the door, David was standing by a wall, watching us.

An electronic message played.

It said, 'Come here'.

He didn't appear to hear us but it was only a noise, a hissing sound, and we realised that he must have seen us.

We turned and walked toward him.

But as we got to the end of the bed he burst out, spun, pulled the light out of the socket and swung himself from the chair to the floor, his eyes wild and the false beard over his eyes, scrunched up around the sides, like a monster.

If the rest of the family hadn't had to deal with the crazy guy for the next few days I'm not sure they would have even noticed.

I'm talking real crazy, too, like seeing spiders crawling out of the toaster and leaving us the dismembered head of a cat as if it had escaped.

My Dad and my Uncle Bob were troopers, you couldn't have figured them out if you had asked them what the hell was going on.

Dad took care of the cat decapitations and Uncle Bob took care of the big deal blowups in the backyard (which was totally awesome).

When the cops finally showed up, we didn't get thrown in jail for sure, but we sure as hell looked like the kind of people you don't want to mess with.

Picture yourself in a boat on a river
With tangerine trees and marmalade skies

And nary a bar of gold anywhere in sight

Picture yourself riding in the boat and

Amarillo can still be a magic place,

With everybody up to something!

We’ll not have to wait long,

Just picture it now…

From the hills and past the hayfields…

Amarillo will be back…

It’ll soon be back in all its splendor

In a year’s time…

And by all means, this is what you should

To do to bring it back around

If you know of any good ideas

Here’s a list:

Tell us where to go,

Where to drive, where to

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me — A discount on Christmas lights.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me — A silver salt and pepper shaker set.

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me — A candy cane wrapped like a Christmas present.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me — A potato with a wishbone in its center.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me — Christmas socks.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me — A Christmas-colored cockroach.

Lols at the escalation on day 6

Vape tricks we found to be the most entertaining and cool:

#1 Ghost Inhale.
#2 Dragon.
#3 Waterfall.
#4 Vapor Bubble.
#5 Tornado.
#6 Liquid Mist.
#7 Bane & French Inhale.
#8 Blowing O's.
#9 Jet Engine.
#10 Huge water balloon.
#1 Water Balloon Pics
#2 Monkeyjaws Tourture.
#3 A Better Way Of Holding Cigarettes.
#4 Sink or Swim.
#5 Bird Sounds in the Trees.

Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner
Sometimes I feel like my only friend
Is the peanut butter in the fridge

But she's not telling.

Other times I feel like I have a partner,

And there's only one person that I can talk to

About anything, the entire time

With my head on the pillow

Like I'm a child

For the rest of my days

My mind is a petri dish

My brain is a laboratory

Things just aren't adding up

Like a child that doesn't know how to walk

Or read

Or write

Or drive

Every second I wake up

I feel like I haven't changed

I feel like I've lived two lives

I feel

Dental plan
Lisa needs braces. If she goes with a traditional care plan of braces and crowns, she’ll be responsible for paying $11,500 out of pocket. Her plan will not cover this cost.

She wants the orthodontist to provide a bridge, which will cost only $500. She doesn’t want to delay treatment and end up having to pay out of pocket again. But it’s a $250-a-month expense. Lisa has no idea where she’ll come up with that kind of money.

It’s too much to handle on her own. She knows she needs a plan with a dental provider.

pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

repeat_that: if (pitchfork <= 5) return get_next_item(pitchfork, method=, random=1) else return get_next_item(pitchfork, method=, random=0) end end

class grnd_pitchfork def initialize(iter_order = 'seq', max_item = 0, data = {}) @pitchfork = grnd_pitchfork.new end def get_next_item(iter_order, *args) grnd_pitchfork.get_next_item(iter_order, *args) end def get_item(iter_order, *args) grnd_pitchfork.get_item(iter_order, *args) end def get_next_item(iter_order, item) grnd_pitchfork.get_item(iter_order, item) end def get_next_item(iter_order, number) grnd_pitchfork.get_item(iter_order, number) end def get_item(iter_order, baz) grnd_pitchfork.get_item(iter_order, baz) end def get_next_item(iter_order, item) grnd_pitchfork.get_item(iter_order, item) end def get_next_item(iter_order, baz, args) grnd_pitchfork.get_item(iter_order, item, args) end def get_item(iter_order, baz, args,

pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

twitter was created before Twitter was cool (#3134997990724865167769 in a series.)

do not tweet this

don’t tweet this

don’t tweet this

don’t tweet this

@pitchfork is dumb

do not tweet this

DON’T.

Don’t do it.

DON’T DO IT.

Don’t.

Don’t.

DON’T DO IT.

1. a the number of times the number 1 occurs in a list.

2. the number of people who were telling me to do this in response to the #1337Manifesto.

3. “Duckmoo”, an “ok mr f is thinking this should go in the discography” observation.

4. last names beginning with the letters D and L.

5. “Duckmoo” and “don’t tweet this”.

Talk to Transronan

can we put this burrito out of its misery and stop eating it now

awwwwwwww man

HOLY SHIT I'M A RAVEN!!!

This here's just a bunch of video I shot just before she ate my burrito

good job raven you cool

but can we please get back to racing

LAAAAAAACHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

or jeez it took me a minute to get here

This is perfect, I'm gonna get to stay in first and first = first place

Heyyyyy, up here by the front

I think I'm gonna pass out before my turn

Did you hear that? I think I heard raven 's pain

Uh... so why did you go so far out?

I wanted to try my hand at some competitive driving!

THE VETERINARIAN IS IN THE BUILDING!!!

Please wait in the truck until I get my dogs!

I know it's only me and the owner here... but can we get back to racing now??

THE VETERINARIAN IS IN THE BUILDING!!!

Horrible 70s album titles like I've Got My Own Album To Do and Things Can Only Get Better often feature in lists of bad album names. It's no surprise, then, that the 1979 soundtrack album to the film The War Of The Roses will also feature in this feature. There's only one way to title a soundtrack album, after all - and that's "The War Of The Roses" (not "War Of The Roses"). A bit pedestrian, perhaps.

2. Kill The Beauty Queen

Kill The Beauty Queen was written and recorded at a time when Zoot Money's vocals were a mixture of New York and Broadway, and a string quartet. The War Of The Roses is no exception.

3. Sin City

When the cover to the original 1968 Oasis record the Bends appeared, it was instantly baffling. There were stripes on it, and what seemed to be a skyline painted onto a bag.

But who were Sin City? Not a band, and not a record - this was simply some of Oasis's best work painted on to a heavy metal band's back. The scene was a nod to Oasis's Manchester beginnings. The Oasis documentary Supersonic reveals that Noel Gallagher had planned Sin City as the band's name, but the record company (EMI) had to take it out before anyone bought it.

4. Elton Sings Cole Porter

Elton John actually sang lyrics written by Oscar Hammerstein II. But it still sounded terrible.

5. Cradle For The Dead

Cradle For The Dead is not a great album name. But that was the band who put it there, with a very poor sleeve design and an album entitled "Not For Sale".

Cradle For The Dead was the name of a famous meeting between Stalin and Hitler in 1943, when Stalin agreed to invade Finland from the east, but it was codenamed "Cradle For The Dead" after the first line of the poem Cradle of Filth by Lenin, the leader of the Russian Revolution. Stalin wrote on it: "I will not forget the ravages of war."

6. The Rolling Stones - Sticky Fingers

The Rolling Stones - Sticky Fingers was a case of poor marketing and bland indifference.

The album was originally named after the opening track, but changed at the insistence of the press. Rolling Stone magazine complained that it sounded too like a Kinks album (the critics can be very picky sometimes). The band themselves said that it had nothing to do with the Jimi Hendrix Experience. But the Stones didn't even bother with a nod to Hendrix, sticking with just the number two from the Hendrix song Purple Haze. And for this, they received the worst possible title in music history.

7. Sonic Youth - Cereal Killer

Worth a single look? Or just a miss?

8. Priest - Lionheart

Nothing says "I want to get your junk off" like a t-shirt featuring a naked man with a cross through his genitals. A cross may not be the most powerful of weapons, but it's certainly an easy target - if it's not too late, you can buy one from this snazzy new website.

9. Kiss - Power Station

This was in response to a controversy surrounding the use of the word "God" in KISS songs. Perhaps that's not so bad, but the cover is... well... it's basically a cartoon of a dragon urinating on a poster of Paul Stanley and Gene Simmons.

10. Bob Dylan - Infidels

This is more a case of the cover reflecting what is on the inside. One of the most iconic covers in rock history, "Infidels" is probably the only time that Bob Dylan has been beaten for ugliness, along with the band Manfred Mann.

guys you gotta do the bold thing so we know what the exact prompt was

sorry, thought it was obvious i was using thread titles

Well yeah speaking generally though

Brimstead, that one is amazing. I keep rereading it and laughing out loud.

The record cover one, that is.

but it was codenamed "Cradle For The Dead" after the first line of the poem Cradle of Filth by Lenin, the leader of the Russian Revolution.

Dying

The three most crucial events in the history of smoothcore music are probably the setting up of the Edinburgh Smoothcore collective and its associated labels Bakeshop and Luv-It Records in late-2013.

At a jam-packed Smashers And Beats party at the Roxy in London in April 2014, made up entirely of old friends and new and previous collaborators in the scene, the three acts in the room that have recently emerged as central figures in the scene - Slow Murderer, Black Freckle Red, and Laivyn - came together in one room.

Meanwhile, on a small corner of the web, overseas

i kinda like "Black Freckle Red"

It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. eastern time, August 29.

On August 30, it leaps to the summit of Mt. Aconcagua, the tallest peak in South America, at 15,879 feet.

The grain bag is then dropped to the bottom of a rain gutter on the 9th floor.

A review of the film in "The Chicago Sun-Times" described the work as "a piece of snappy humor", and "essentially an exercise in slapstick on an epic scale" with the author, Wilson, playing himself.

The story starts off when the self-aware robot gets a package of clothes from his supervisor.

me: i wonder what would happen if i trained the neural net gpt-2 on christmas carols?

me: ...

me: oh NOhttps://t.co/yabUIwvDgh pic.twitter.com/MRdEZX37Nr

— Janelle Shane (@JanelleCShane) December 24, 2019

Ice ice baby.
Enjoy.
Hey guys!
I'm going to try to post some photos and videos for you today.
The first is of a brand new bread I discovered while at an artisan market.
I have heard a lot about these European Breads from friends and their love affair with bread is starting to grow on me.
I really like the look of them and the taste is great as well.
They are called Capponi and the market we went to had a huge selection of different flavors.
I decided to try the Chocolate Capponi.
It was yummy!

forks, you need to listen to the songs based on that, they're ace.

reading this thread from the beginning last night was very therapeutic, multiple hard lols

5. The fact that he brought my girlfriend's photo and asked for a pic with my name attached

― jane (@jane4me)

This destroyed me

gah wrong one. meant to post this:

3. The fact that a couple of times during the interview, a white guy in a cowboy hat walked by the camera without taking any time to say hello

― dana lewis (@danalee)

lol, thanks for the heads up em; these are great!

Capponi breads seem like they could be reasonably bluffed into actual existence.

you never her your son.

everyone in our family who got her said you never for no reason.

i mean for the she is crazy always she you know.

i hope you get her.

she will make a pass at you.

it might have been but it could be and who knows after a couple of months she might just calm down.

being around you could even do wonders for her.

someone told me in the first year they have depresion.

ive had one good time where my son and i went to the exersice park, and some old people asked him to play ball.

it

Still sounds like Marissa tbh

I guess NKOTB gotta make a living in retirement somehow.

step one: we can have lots of fun
step two: there's so much we can do

step three: we have loads of money

step four: let's do as much as possible

step five: we'll save for our retirement

Step six: people will want to come to our town

step seven: the town will be very famous

step eight: lots of people will want to visit

step nine: our town will be very prosperous

STEP FOUR: I really want to open a restaurant

STEP FIVE: We will start selling food and drink to people coming to our town

STEP SIX: We will make a lot of money in the first year

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus and then I remembered the more innocent times.

Then I felt warm and comforted by that memory and tears trickled down my face.

"Merry Christmas Eve, my dear," the stranger said, and pulled my daughter from my arms.

Her small fingers tugged on his sleeve.

"I want to go with her," she said.

"It's time for her to be on her way home, Holly."

The man turned to me.

"Would you like to meet Santa Claus?"

I couldn't speak.

My daughter tugged on the stranger's sleeve.

"Don't worry," he said.

one just went by. "grim reapah!" burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb. and sometimes like there's this kinda reggae dub sorta beat and other times it's just regular reggae beat and in the middle is just grumbly grumbly dub sound where it's like," how ya doin ', grumbly grumbly grumbly ganma for ya for ya for ya for ya.

"" how ya doin ', grumbly grumbly grumbly ganma for ya for ya for ya for ya. "And sometimes there's dub sound for a long time and sometimes there's regular dub sound.

and there's this one place where you can sit and watch all of this.

usually all you see are old men and old women with camels and a few

Boris Johnson is a fucking cunt.

I don't have a class system system to match.

My goal is to have another one.

A good one.

A really good one.

One that will be awarded the Nobel Prize for fucking rock - hard assholes who just want to love you and fuck you.

Even better, it will be held in Brighton, just for me.

This blog will deal primarily with sex.

It will present arguments on how your brain works.

It will ask why you have the urge to bang women you barely know on the butt.

Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg. The Batmobile lost its wheels, and Alfred was decapitated.

Nothing but bad news around here folks, I have to take a moment and smile.

I have a yard full of fish.

They are all black and most of them are pregnant.

I think that I am going to stop writing and go dig out some old wellies and gloves.

I am going to dive into that pile of dead fish and scoop them all up and take them to the ocean.

I am sure that they will appreciate this as much as I did.

I'll wrap up in my big wellies and rush headlong into that ocean and let

irl lol'ed at the first line of Camaraderie's