Elon Musk

meteors did it

Seems sad and wrong this is like the only thread mentioning NASA sending astronauts into space. But not as sad as the FB correspondent rocking the weird NASA Members Only jacket complete with mock epaulets in front of all the wood grain top “engineering desks.” This is not the spaceage timeline i hoped for.

stay safe and whole astronauts.

i guess there's this somewhat arcanely named thread also: DSKY-DSKY Him Sad: Official ILB Thread For The Heroic Age of Manned Spaceflight

Shh!

Congratulations to the Astronauts that left Earth today. Good choice

— Andy Milonakis (@andymilonakis) May 30, 2020

pic.twitter.com/CgiuE9aL52

— No Context Russia (@Russia_NC) June 1, 2020

congratulations elon musk on catching up w soviet russia 60 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dm__ZSLc6Is

Good luck finding a charging outlet in the middle of the ocean, genius.

jesus what is the pitch and roll on that drone boat, that sea looks pretty busy. i'm kinda like, 'is that real?'

but let's compare with the video of soviet russia doing it 60 years ago.

oops

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Tesla Model 3 plows info overturned truck on highway. I’m sure the driver was paying complete attention to the road and wasn’t relying on autopilot because he was told the car could drive itself....$TSLAQ pic.twitter.com/cHjueqH0j4

— hand washing rooster 🐓 (@jsin86524368) June 1, 2020

did he died

every human being in that video seems like a bad driver

not even injured xp https://insideevs.com/news/426312/video-tesla-crash-stopped-truck

good cars confirmed

it seems the Autopilot system has some issues in detecting stationary objects

details, details

All cars are bad

On the plus side, there was no gas tank to burst into flames.

the autopilot knew he'd survive and learn something important about trusting autopilot -- a lesson that could save his life someday.

or perhaps the autopilot ai takes twitter input and made a different optimization that failed

i’m so thoroughly pissed at this reality and the “i’m sure x” OP, and also aware of the difference, that i wanna throw up my hands and answer “i hope it happens to you.” to be sure i really don’t, but ftw.

and by OP i mean the twunt, not lagoon tbc.

it wld never happen to me the autopilot looks out for me

a visionary:

This will probably get me into trouble, but I feel I have to say it

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) June 6, 2020

what a brave stance

a man of real genius

Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave

who knows but im saluting like crazy

i know we've already done this tweet but honestly

https://t.co/PHzxi55xuE https://t.co/Xq5bsUxLPx pic.twitter.com/rSY2aGqWoI

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) July 2, 2020

Talk about ahead of the curve...

at least richard epstein has stopped running his mouth on twitter

I remember thinking to myself the first time one of youse posted the article about people stocking up on supplies that "come on, we're just prepping for the worst, it won't be anywhere near as bad as we fear".

this is one of those rare times where it exceeded our imaginations.

at least richard epstein doesn't have fanboys harassing anyone who questions his idiocy

Well there’s still plenty of stuff to buy is the good news.

Good replies to this tweet from the “pedo guy” guy

Please take a moment to report accounts clearly engaged in harassment. It is the only way to maintain public discourse.

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) July 4, 2020

Fair play that’s a high stock price

what the fuck how did it quadruple since the start of the pandemic

he tells the stock market what he thinks their price should be and they comply and this is somehow ok

a major tesla accounting scandal seems very much in play

i honestly think it's just robinhood/reddit/andrew yang people who are bored because there's no sports to bet on

Almost 40,000 Robinhood users added Tesla to their accounts over a four-hour span on Monday https://t.co/cfGHBQjAzL

— Bloomberg (@business) July 14, 2020

gonna need yerac to talk me down from opening a margin account to bet against these guys

gambling’s dumb

No doubt

it will happen, but you don't know when

gambling is especially dumb when the other side is powered by hubris not reality.

hard to bet into a guy who doesn't even know he's bluffing

silby i think u shd do it

(keeping in mind that u can losing infinite money shorting)