authoritarian racist cop who makes money through passive real estate income, the height of MAGA chud
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 29 May 2020 19:32 (three years ago) link
thought KARL was funny upthread. Let’s be clear.
― santa clause four (suzy),
"Here's the deal, folks. Karl is 100% literally, literally correct."
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcS_4vl_6iCl5xLEpnKxm3VUUHLe-g226_DYjmZOKr_Ak8t1N4Lj&usqp=CAU
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 29 May 2020 19:42 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/yW2yvU5.jpg
'any potential intoxicants' is some incredible bullshit unless they've done a tox screen already
― mookieproof, Friday, 29 May 2020 20:20 (three years ago) link
GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK!
― DJI, Friday, 29 May 2020 20:25 (three years ago) link
He wasn't too intoxicated to clearly tell the officer that he couldn't breathe. For five minutes. All that is is fodder for chuds.
― DJI, Friday, 29 May 2020 20:26 (three years ago) link
Here comes the bullshit already.
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 29 May 2020 20:26 (three years ago) link
is that the "contradictory evidence" the prosecutor's office cited the other day when explaining why they hadn't brought charges yet?
unbelievable
― Karl Malone, Friday, 29 May 2020 20:31 (three years ago) link
very believable. using official reports to CYA is a way of life for police and prosecutors. it's reflexive. also, medical examiners work with police officers on the regular, but using their position to establish evidence of excessive force by police is like a foreign country to them.
― A is for (Aimless), Friday, 29 May 2020 20:39 (three years ago) link
Asphyxia doesn't have to be the cause of death for the five minutes of kneeing his neck to have played a factor. They already said the restraining contributed, and underlying conditions or not, he wouldn't have died on a normal day without being kneeled on.
Moreso if they'd avoided those draconian tactics and he expressed medical distress, they could have gotten him attention before he became unresponsive.
This changes nothing.
― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Friday, 29 May 2020 20:47 (three years ago) link
Sadly, it will in the eyes of morons
I don't know about "nothing", it smells to me like someone is trying to crack open enough wiggle room for an acquittal down the road.
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 29 May 2020 20:52 (three years ago) link
wait, weren't those comments from the actual charging document used to file murder charges?
― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Friday, 29 May 2020 20:54 (three years ago) link
#actually he died because his heart stopped; i guess we'll never know if that was due to eating too many carbs or the guy kneeling on his throat
― mookieproof, Friday, 29 May 2020 20:58 (three years ago) link
The whole pretext for this is Floyd allegedly trying to pass a counterfeit banknote, I guess?
WHO THE FUCK HASN’T PASSED COUNTERFEIT GOODS? We all do it, all the time. I’ve been caught out and the sharp-eyed ticket changer on the TTC just declined it with a “oh, you” kind of look. I spent it at a bar later with worse lighting. Who cares?
Murder? For alleged misuse of paper currency? The mind boggles.
This Chauvin character is a nasty piece of shit.
― fields of salmon, Friday, 29 May 2020 21:01 (three years ago) link
To be clear: the woman happily but cheekily _gave the counterfeit note back to me_ and I had to fish change out of my pocket for a subway ticket instead.
There’s one law for some and one law for others.
― fields of salmon, Friday, 29 May 2020 21:04 (three years ago) link
i haven't read the charging document but since the criteria for third-degree murder (a count not every jurisdiction has, i think? kind of set up to handle negligent homicide/manslaughter cases that would have been categorized differently and possibly under multiple offenses in other jurisdictions/times) have to do with negligence and similar things i would not be surprised if the prosecutors were expected to show some reasoning about why contributory causes of death didn't remove the obligation of the officer.
― j., Friday, 29 May 2020 21:12 (three years ago) link
xyzz you don't have to actually paste images of a man dying into this thread even if it's funny that Mahmoud Ahmedinejad tweeted them out
― silby, Friday, 29 May 2020 bookmarkflaglink
Sorry all.
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 29 May 2020 21:13 (three years ago) link
Couldn't possibly be the result of three(!) cops kneeling on him at once, could it?
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 29 May 2020 21:15 (three years ago) link
Corporate manslaughter.
― fields of salmon, Friday, 29 May 2020 21:22 (three years ago) link
Pigs are a corporation with a revenue generation imperative. They hire the best “tech support” in their opinion to achieve their goals.
― fields of salmon, Friday, 29 May 2020 21:23 (three years ago) link
xps no, that's not what i mean, i mean the charge turns on an intent to harm causing a death that the defendant could have foreseen etc., thus would be culpably negligent or indifferent etc. for having not acted to prevent, stuff like that. opens the door to claim that the defendant could hardly have known about underlying conditions x y or z so shouldn't be held responsible for certain results, etc. so answering claims like that would be a pro forma part of making the charges legally sufficient.
― j., Friday, 29 May 2020 21:26 (three years ago) link
Why do you need to kneel on somebody like that? Your formalist analysis is useful to unpack the prosecutory context which might play out, I’m just trying to understand why you need to kneel on someone for so long.
― fields of salmon, Friday, 29 May 2020 21:39 (three years ago) link
The victim may not have been aware of any of the health problems described in the autopsy. I hope they speak to his partner to determine that.
― santa clause four (suzy), Friday, 29 May 2020 21:54 (three years ago) link
xp idk, pick from the usual bullshit cops say
― j., Friday, 29 May 2020 21:56 (three years ago) link
Now I know who’s fault it is the ttc is a crumbling, underfunded nightmare... thanks, fields of salmon.
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 29 May 2020 21:58 (three years ago) link
Reading around, it seems the person who took the original footage of the arrest is a 17-year-old girl. Brave AF.
― santa clause four (suzy), Friday, 29 May 2020 22:26 (three years ago) link
i just read the statement of probable cause and i'm confused, honestly. i have purposely avoided video of this. did they not tell him why he was being arrested? did the store take the $20 then realize it then call the police, after he had left? i have done some counterfeit bill cases, not for a while, but each time i was struck by how easily one could have received a counterfeit bill as change and not know. they have to bring a secret service agent in to testify as to how he can tell it's fake and these guys are trained to notice things no regular human would be able to see.
― contorted filbert (harbl), Friday, 29 May 2020 22:27 (three years ago) link
At first the reports suggested he was being accused of trying to use a fake electronic benefits transfer card. What happened to that possibility?
― santa clause four (suzy), Friday, 29 May 2020 22:32 (three years ago) link
i think it only narrates the earlier circumstances from the time the original officers detained him, it doesn't try to go over everything leading up to that, including making sense of the forgery accusation. and they're only in there because they were the reason for the defendant being called to the scene. since the crime is focused on chauvin's actions during the restraint there's no call for the rest being in there.
don't some (non-bank) cashiers have thingies for detecting the threads or their colors or whatever for the 'new' bills now?
― j., Friday, 29 May 2020 22:38 (three years ago) link
"We ready" chants are starting: pic.twitter.com/9pQQUmxTtu— Matt practices anti-social-ism (@3amWaffleHouse) May 29, 2020
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 29 May 2020 22:41 (three years ago) link
WHO THE FUCK HASN’T PASSED COUNTERFEIT GOODS? We all do it, all the time.
I mean, I don’t but this is a fascinating peek into the lives of white people
― (so serious) (DJP), Friday, 29 May 2020 22:43 (three years ago) link
xp yeah i understand that i'm just trying to get just to how much dumber and more senseless this situation could get if these monsters pointed a gun at someone who had literally no clue (obv even if he did it's not justified, if it needs to be said)
― contorted filbert (harbl), Friday, 29 May 2020 22:44 (three years ago) link
i may have accidentally used a canadian coin, but uh
― mookieproof, Friday, 29 May 2020 22:47 (three years ago) link
i do not believe i have passed counterfeit goods
― contorted filbert (harbl), Friday, 29 May 2020 22:49 (three years ago) link
how would i know either way, what am i, a counterfeiter, no, i am a simple honest man who trusts legal tender to serve as a suitable medium of exchange for goods and services
― j., Friday, 29 May 2020 22:51 (three years ago) link
https://biblioklept.org/2014/09/16/counterfeit-money-charles-baudelaire/
― pomenitul, Friday, 29 May 2020 22:54 (three years ago) link
Yeah I’ve never knowingly beheld a counterfeit bill.
― silby, Friday, 29 May 2020 23:20 (three years ago) link
Biden says to PBS that POTUSes just need to 'speak out', keep retraining police
zero answers
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Friday, 29 May 2020 23:22 (three years ago) link
Retraining police to do some other job that’s beneficial to society sounds great actually
Or did he mean something else
― silby, Friday, 29 May 2020 23:23 (three years ago) link
Last two days have been heartbreaking
There's ashes from the third precinct fire in my lawn, I'm about 7 blocks from the third precinct building, my buddy is a block off Lake right by the Walgreens, he heard the shots last night when the guy....
He had gone down Wednesday to the protest around six pm when it was very peaceful, cops ran up on him, pushed him and pepper sprayed him
My daughter is with her mother, they are farther away and in a sort of odd neighborhood so they are safer, but then they were on a walk this afternoon and some guy said they needed to run home there was a guy walking around with a gun
And now just sit here and wait for nightfall and hope it doesn't happen again
I hate this year so much
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 29 May 2020 23:32 (three years ago) link
(when the guy got killed in Walgreens)
so sorry you're going through all this in your home ums
― crystal-brained yogahead (map), Friday, 29 May 2020 23:40 (three years ago) link
Thanks, appreciate the kind thoughts
Just feel powerless
And obviously the buildings aren't the important thing but still after this we are going to have to figure out how to live in the neighborhood again
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 29 May 2020 23:46 (three years ago) link
I want to leave but I don't want to leave my house unattended
Last night up in Seward they hit the Hexagon Bar and the grocery store United Noodle, those were a little disturbing because they are off the main drag, so they were starting to go into neighborhoods and look for stuff
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 29 May 2020 23:49 (three years ago) link
My buddy is even closer to the precinct than you ums and it sounds horrible. Does your house have power
― valet doberman (Jon not Jon), Friday, 29 May 2020 23:56 (three years ago) link
Biden is staying in the policing box, silby
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 30 May 2020 00:15 (three years ago) link
Retraining police to do some other job that’s beneficial to society sounds great actuallyOr did he mean something else― silby, Friday, May 29, 2020 11:23 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― silby, Friday, May 29, 2020 11:23 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
We need to train other people to do the jobs we've handed over to the police that the cops are wholly incapable of performing without killing a bunch of people that's for sure
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Saturday, 30 May 2020 00:18 (three years ago) link
Morbs, sorry, for you to use this thread as a hammer with which to beat Biden is bullshit.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 30 May 2020 00:46 (three years ago) link
I hope, DJP, that you can respect that the spirit of my posts were in terms of bewilderment and sadness. I reflected on the privilege I got away with to have had my counterfeit bill handed back to me instead of the cops called on me ending in my death. I feel terrible because I understand how different I was treated based on my race.
I also hope you might end up feeling that my argument “we all do it, all the time” was my way of saying that white people do corrupt shit all the time and aren’t held accountable for it with force, for which I’m especially ashamed and tacitly complicit.
― fields of salmon, Saturday, 30 May 2020 01:03 (three years ago) link
an 8pm-6am(?) curfew was announced today for the whole weekend. looks like they started right in with the tear gas at 8
Protesters fleeing and coughing loudly. Some crying. There was no major standoff before tear gas was thrown. Several canisters were thrown into the street.— Ryan Faircloth (@RyanFaircloth) May 30, 2020
― j., Saturday, 30 May 2020 01:05 (three years ago) link