The word "wackaging" makes me ill. It's somehow nearly as bad as the thing itself.
― trishyb, Friday, 29 May 2020 17:00 (three years ago) link
White guys of a certain age who love old school Hip Hop are up there with aging Wellers
― Children of Bo-Dom (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 May 2020 17:02 (three years ago) link
The package design and branding messaging on it are not appealing to me, but Max Tundra does not know what "purple prose" is. This example doesn't land anywhere close to "purple prose".
― A is for (Aimless), Friday, 29 May 2020 17:07 (three years ago) link
the only purple prose is his text !
― budo jeru, Friday, 29 May 2020 17:08 (three years ago) link
this isn't exactly the right thread, but does anybody feel like helping me pinpoint real-world examples of the creepy faux-rustic aesthetic of Village Brand food in number six's kitchen ? do we have a thread where we talk about the conspicuous inconspicuousness of generic brands that evoke ye olde general store / simpler times and feature uber-simple / sleek design + crude cutesy drawings of benevolent objects ?
https://i.imgur.com/bxbkOCH.png
trader joe's sort of ?
― budo jeru, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 12:32 (three years ago) link
http://fuel-design.com/publishing/own-label/
http://fuel-design.com/media/_/own-label/218-219.jpg.1200x800_q90.jpg
― koogs, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 13:38 (three years ago) link
johnny trunk had a similar book out as well iirc. something about biscuits.
― koogs, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 13:39 (three years ago) link
lol, that was the trunk book.
― koogs, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 13:40 (three years ago) link
that egg is from the late '50s I don't want to nom nom it
― i will FP you and your entire family (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 15:19 (three years ago) link
xp thanks koogs
― budo jeru, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 16:35 (three years ago) link
these are the trunk biscuits i was thinking of (a cd of jingles)
https://www.trunkrecords.com/turntable/biscuits.shtml
― koogs, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 16:52 (three years ago) link
The Sainsburys archive is great. Sure we were discussing it somewhere.https://www.sainsburyarchive.org.uk/timeline/150
― kinder, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 17:23 (three years ago) link
https://www.imgur.com/QILYj9k.jpeg
― conrad, Wednesday, 17 June 2020 15:13 (three years ago) link
oh my god FUCK OFF
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 15:26 (three years ago) link
I'm sure the Bangladeshi sweatshop workers making their jackets appreciate that message š
― Neil S, Wednesday, 17 June 2020 15:27 (three years ago) link
Twattery of the highest order, Coco Pops possibly the worst single infringement
― Ivan Scampo (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 15:32 (three years ago) link
Altho urging people to read as if any old shite is somehow improving always gets a rise out of me too
― Ivan Scampo (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 15:33 (three years ago) link
the fake-working-class remember-the-80s aspects of the ISA grind my gears, but "drink good coffee" is real mask off stuff.
― š šš¢šØ (caek), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 18:04 (three years ago) link
Fuck you pic.twitter.com/vDSfK361bw— Shrieking Tinman (@phased_bemused) June 23, 2020
― calzino, Tuesday, 23 June 2020 18:46 (three years ago) link
Love to see the phrase "wee wee wee" on something I'm about to drink
― kinder, Tuesday, 23 June 2020 21:14 (three years ago) link
I just opened up a new pack of uncompostable, non-biodegradable trash bags, from a regular degular brand (Brabantia) and when I unfolded the first one I saw that it had words written on the side:āMAKING ROOM FOR BIGGER DREAMSāwhat??
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 21:29 (three years ago) link
XpWhat a truly horrible label, it probably isn't true innocent smoothies aesthetic, but seriously what kind of a wanker would do that to a malbec?
― calzino, Tuesday, 23 June 2020 21:47 (three years ago) link
The Southern Impact Team were excited on Friday and making preparations to celebrate National Onion Day on the Saturday (yep - apparently this is actually a thing).Whilst on patrol in the Arbury; hoping to find more onion enthusiasts, they instead came across a car linked to County Lines Drug Dealing.Whilst the officers had a "spring" in their step, the occupants of the car appeared to be peeling rather nervous.The vehicle was searched, with several wraps of Class A drugs recovered, a large amount of cash, and more worryingly, a TASER disguised as a torch.Despite the pair protesting their innocence shallot, they were in something of a pickle and arrested.There were tears from one of the suspects, and the officers didn't want to keep going onion about it so transported them to Parkside Custody.During a strip search the driver of the vehicle was found with a further bundle of Class A wraps in his pants, which didn't quite onion ring true with the rest of his story.Both were interviewed and released under investigation.#OpRaptor #WeHateDrugsShallot #AllCardsOnTheVegeTable #RingThePolice #PeelySilly #InAPickle #DryYourEyes #StrangePlaceToKeepYourDrugs #DontShineTheTorchInYourFaceByAccident #SOUTHERNIMPACTTEAMFuck offffffffffffffffffff
― Keirād flex (wins), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 12:52 (three years ago) link
what in the world
― maf you one two (maffew12), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 13:23 (three years ago) link
lmao oatly have sold out to amazon-destroying venture capital monsters blackstone and their social media team are tying themselves in knots trying to justify it to their many angry customers
(2/3) We know that as a relatively small oat drink company, we canāt solve the global challenge of combating climate change alone. To succeed, weāre convinced that everyone needs to start somewhere to make changes - and this includes private equity.— OatlyUK (@OatlyUK) August 31, 2020
― scampo, foggy and clegg (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 31 August 2020 14:12 (three years ago) link
lol ethical capitalism
― A Short Film About Scampoes (Noodle Vague), Monday, 31 August 2020 14:16 (three years ago) link
but what if could change the system from the inside? and if we get rich while doing it, well... money won't change me! i've got principles!
― scampo, foggy and clegg (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 31 August 2020 14:29 (three years ago) link
For a very brief moment I thought that you meant Amazon the company rather than Amazon the rainforest there bizarro and I got a flash of excitement at the existence of a venture capital monster that could destroy them. Then I felt sad when I realised the obvious actual meaning.
― brain (krakow), Monday, 31 August 2020 14:32 (three years ago) link
Of course, a venture capital monster that could destroy Amazon (the company, not the rainforest) would probably be de facto even more horrific than Amazon themselves, but still it was a nice little daydream for a split second.
― brain (krakow), Monday, 31 August 2020 14:34 (three years ago) link
sorry 4 false hope, we are in fact still doomed, perhaps even a little more than we were before
― scampo, foggy and clegg (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 31 August 2020 14:40 (three years ago) link
Not to worry. If I drew cartoons it gave me an idea for a bad one.
Panel one: Angry protest outside the corporate headquarters of "Venture Capital Corp.", with protestors carrying signs saying "Amazon-destroying monsters!", "Save the Amazon!" etc.
Panel two: Bulldozers etc. (branded with "Venture Capital Corp.") in midst of destroying an Amazon.com warehouse.
― brain (krakow), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 10:51 (three years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Eg8cpDMXYAEXpG-?format=jpg
― Number None, Thursday, 3 September 2020 07:19 (three years ago) link
oh my fucking god
― this is my clean tone (NickB), Thursday, 3 September 2020 07:26 (three years ago) link
think i probably hate a good 70% of those things
― this is my clean tone (NickB), Thursday, 3 September 2020 07:30 (three years ago) link
that doesnāt even count any more imo, thatās just standard british ārelatableā adspeak.
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 3 September 2020 07:34 (three years ago) link
yeah it's not quite cuddly enough but on the other hand maybe we just live in an Innocent Smoothies world now
― A Short Film About Scampoes (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 3 September 2020 08:00 (three years ago) link
I hear that advert read by Renton ala his iconic/ironic voiceover monologue in Trainspotting ("Choose Life" etc). Does this kind of thing stem from there, or elsewhere?
― brain (krakow), Thursday, 3 September 2020 08:39 (three years ago) link
It could also be done in the style of 'Fitter Happier' from OK Computer.
― brain (krakow), Thursday, 3 September 2020 08:41 (three years ago) link
interpellation just isn't as subtle as it used to be
― A Short Film About Scampoes (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 3 September 2020 08:43 (three years ago) link
krakow i think you could be right about that
if so it's another example of the classic evolution of satirical irony congealing into earnestness through years of overuse cf. every one of coogan's 'saxondale' mannerisms
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 3 September 2020 09:14 (three years ago) link
I hear that advert read by Renton ala his iconic/ironic voiceover monologue in Trainspotting ("Choose Life" etc)
ha, you weren't the only person who thought that:
Choose death pic.twitter.com/ub5NL3Sa3V— Irvine Welsh (@IrvineWelsh) September 3, 2020
― this is my clean tone (NickB), Thursday, 3 September 2020 14:15 (three years ago) link
"Proper bants"?
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 3 September 2020 14:50 (three years ago) link
Proper bants for a proper job
― kinder, Thursday, 3 September 2020 15:14 (three years ago) link
The result of that layout is that I keep reading 'plastic pants' and wondering what the hell I'm missing in the World of Work
― kinder, Thursday, 3 September 2020 15:15 (three years ago) link
listing random shit is not marketing
― doorstep jetski (dog latin), Thursday, 3 September 2020 15:21 (three years ago) link
"What is the DEAL with office carpets? So weird"
― doorstep jetski (dog latin), Thursday, 3 September 2020 15:22 (three years ago) link
1) listing 2) random shit 3) is 4) totally marketing!5) LYSOL DOUCHE
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 3 September 2020 15:26 (three years ago) link
Love me a buzzword
― doorstep jetski (dog latin), Thursday, 3 September 2020 15:31 (three years ago) link
I did have a little chuckle when I saw Irvine Welsh's tweet.
― brain (krakow), Friday, 4 September 2020 17:51 (three years ago) link
This is soooo much better. Thanks @TheGreenParty pic.twitter.com/fczDuzBjpO— Katy Beale (@katybeale) September 4, 2020
― syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 5 September 2020 12:46 (three years ago) link