POLL: Which component of a slice of pizza is the most important?

Interesting. Put some doubanjiang on it, little bit of "tianjin preserved vegetable", you might have something approaching edible

voted cheese because I'm a monster but this is a silly question

A good pizza needs no toppings, get real.

confused about this 'crust' thing. that's the bit most people throw away

Ch...chicken Kiev, on a pizza

But you have to like, boil the Kiev in the sauce, which as we've established must be made with a base of doubanjiang and not tomato, and then spoon it into the crust

I am wading into the ocean as I type this

hahaha

This is a disgusting thread

start with Tianjin-preserved vegetable, boil the Kiev, then top with NYC water. fold in half, tear crust-flaps, and fly

Why is there so much ontological confusion about crust? Crust = the entire doughy portion, not just the puffy end bits.

^i agree with that, but i also think there should be a separate name for the part at the end (which my family also calls "crust")

Put a bad sauce on a good crust and you've ruined a good crust. Put a good sauce on a bad crust and you've improved a bad crust. For me, this describes the essence of their relationship.

xp Big crust.

I got some pizzas last week at an ILX-disapproved chain. I was the first customer of the day and the oven apparently wasn't fully preheated -- that underdone crust was fucking disgusting.

bloody crusties

write-in for "the pineapple"

Pizza (Italian: [ˈpittsa], Neapolitan: [ˈpittsə]) is a savory dish of Italian origin, consisting of a sour, boiled paste mixed with breadcrumbs,

no, sorry, the Base and the crust are two different things

cheese and crust and sauce = pizza

cheese and crust without sauce = cheesy bread
sauce and cheese without crust = cheesy dipping sauce
crust and sauce without cheese = vegan pizza, square one

cheese without sauce and crust = cheese
sauce without cheese and crust = sauce
crust without cheese and sauce = crust

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so basically cheese, because as long as you have the cheese you know you're going to be fine

your pizzas got no middle

just a ring of crust with sauce and cheese piled in the middle, no base

I think my favorite part of pizza is the cum

eat it while it's hot, otherwise it gets crusty imo

i'll just show myself the door

^i agree with that, but i also think there should be a separate name for the part at the end (which my family also calls "crust")

― Karl Malone, Wednesday, May 27, 2020 11:48 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

a kid's book I remember reading many years ago had a character that called these "pizza bones" which has stuck with me as being v accurate and useful

are we just going to call the entire base the 'crust' then

I'm just staring at this in awe, bravo

I don't like your peaches
They are full of stones
But I like pizzas
Because they have no bones

https://www.easier.com/uploads/cache/thumbs/0/3/2/074/400x400/15271/findus-french-bread-pizza.jpg

It's the blend, the balance, or the irresistible alchemy of the parts coalescing, what sorcery is this etc, Sund4r otm

cheese and crust and sauce = pizza

cheese and crust without sauce = cheesy bread
sauce and cheese without crust = cheesy dipping sauce
crust and sauce without cheese = vegan pizza, square one

cheese without sauce and crust = cheese
sauce without cheese and crust = sauce
crust without cheese and sauce = crust

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so basically cheese, because as long as you have the cheese you know you're going to be fine

― Karl Malone, Wednesday, May 27, 2020 12:55 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Ever dip cheese and crust without sauce into sauce and cheese without crust while you wait for the cheese and crust and sauce to come out?

https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/190322-pizza-rustica-vertical-1553721278.png?crop=1.00xw:0.668xh;0,0.142xh&resize=980:*

whats the difference between pizza rustica and quiche eh?

Ever dip cheese and crust without sauce into sauce and cheese without crust while you wait for the cheese and crust and sauce to come out?

oh man, that sounds amazing! i could imagine enjoying that at a table without hard corners on a day without a cloud

crust or gtfo

crust or gtfo

^good 2 Chainz chorus

obviously the most important element of pizza is the ketchup you add to each slice before eating

not really interested in pizza without cheese so

cheese

not really interested in pizza without crust so...

the worst pizza i've had is the stuff with bad crust. usually "mall pizza" with thin, soggy crust that the sauce has seeped into. (was this the mall pizza experience everywhere?)

sauce

you're still calling the base the crust, morans

Is there a distinction between the two things in UK English?

This is how I've always understood it:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza#Crust

crust = bit round the outside, like a slice of bread (always crusty)
base = bit in the middle (not necessarily crusty eg neapolitan style)

that’s how the newsy wewsie big bottomed blood sausage bagsy not in net crew break it down to an extent

Another baseless conspiracy theory. Name your sauce or violate our crust.

"base" ?

nobody talks about a pizza base. you talk about pizza dough.

i would eat good base/crust on its own anytime.
i often eat mozzarella on its own.
i would not eat any pizza sauce that i've had on it's own-- and no joke, i literally drink 6 oz juice glasses of hot salsa with some roasted hatch chiles added two or three times a week, so its not like i don't like sauces.

what is a good widely available pre-made pizza sauce? maybe that's my problem.

"pizza base" is a hilarious hill to die on, please continue

pizza base, report in, this is pizza captain

all your pizza base are belong to crust

Kinda reminds me of this clam pie a buddy made once that I still plan on recreating.

Frutti di mare

have had frutti di mare as pasta but never as pizza

Seemed pretty common on pizza in Naples and Sicily

Glad to see this poll has the correct answer