forks seconded
― RabiesAngentleman, Friday, 16 May 2008 17:17 (fifteen years ago) link
He's totes rad, thx, he just doesn't look like a vicious killer.
― Abbott, Friday, 16 May 2008 17:17 (fifteen years ago) link
Sure he does! Look:
<Img src=http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/igotabeefpastry/lapsnit.jpg> "Who I trust? Who I trust? Me, that who."
― Oilyrags, Friday, 16 May 2008 17:21 (fifteen years ago) link
Wow, way to fuck up, Austin.
― Oilyrags, Friday, 16 May 2008 17:22 (fifteen years ago) link
"Who I trust? Who I trust? Me, that who."
HAHAHAHAHA oh man :D
― Abbott, Friday, 16 May 2008 17:26 (fifteen years ago) link
i love rottweilers.
― lauren, Friday, 16 May 2008 17:39 (fifteen years ago) link
LOLZ, my gal just wrote me to say that this rhino video reminded her of our pup: http://www.panda.org/about_wwf/what_we_do/species/about_species/species_factsheets/rhinoceros/asian_rhinos/index.cfm
― forksclovetofu, Friday, 16 May 2008 18:31 (fifteen years ago) link
tofu's wrong abt "tact" btw, even if like e.g. "case and point" or "could care less" it's working its way into the lexicon based on sheer volume of misuse. Hint: even the logic is flawed, since it's not idiomatic to say a tactic is "taken".
BUT I'M NOT GOING TO TELL HIM B/C SCARY PIT!
― rogermexico., Friday, 16 May 2008 18:40 (fifteen years ago) link
Mmmmmaybe you're right...? I've been using it in that fashion for years and this is the first time anybody's ever said anything. This looks like a job for Will Safire.
― forksclovetofu, Friday, 16 May 2008 18:57 (fifteen years ago) link
William Safire's Rules for Writers:
* Always pick on the correct idiom.
― Laurel, Friday, 16 May 2008 19:07 (fifteen years ago) link
"why do ilx's woman-hating types always get so defensive of pets"
This is a little strange.
― Bill Magill, Friday, 16 May 2008 20:21 (fifteen years ago) link
I wouldn't pay too much attention there. On the way up was a bridge over a cascading stream they had to cross; and under the bridge lived a great ugly troll , with eyes as big as saucers, and a nose as long as a poker.
― forksclovetofu, Friday, 16 May 2008 20:30 (fifteen years ago) link
Also: I will shy away from tack/tact in future.
― forksclovetofu, Friday, 16 May 2008 20:31 (fifteen years ago) link
I've been using it in that fashion for years and this is the first time anybody's ever said anything.
OTM.
― libcrypt, Saturday, 17 May 2008 00:35 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.house.state.oh.us/graphics/reps/h33.jpg I HATE Pit Bulls!
Ohio House Bill 568 to ban Pit Bulls: http://www.legislature.state.oh.us/bills.cfm?ID=127_HB_568
"...to prohibit the owning, keeping, or harboring of pit bull dogs beginning ninety days after the effective date of the act and to require specified officers to seize all pit bull dogs after that date.
... (A) Beginning ninety days after the effective date of this section, no person shall own, keep, or harbor a dog that belongs to a breed that is commonly known as a pit bull dog.
(B) Not later than ninety days after the effective date of this section, a person who owns, keeps, or harbors a pit bull dog on the effective date of this section shall surrender the dog to the dog warden. Not later than ten days after receiving the dog, the dog warden shall euthanize the dog.
(C)(1) Beginning ninety days after the effective date of this section, if an officer has probable cause to believe that a dog is a pit bull dog, the officer may apply to a court of competent jurisdiction for a search warrant. The court shall issue a search warrant for the purposes requested if there is probable cause to believe that a dog is a pit bull dog.
(2) After obtaining a search warrant, an officer shall seize the pit bull dog and surrender the dog to the dog warden. Not later than ten days after receiving the dog, the dog warden shall euthanize the dog. "
Write your Rep: http://www.house.state.oh.us/jsps/Representatives.jsp
Pretty ridiculous bill. and nowhere does it say that they have to prove that the dog is a pit bull. (as if it matters.)
― dave 2¼, Sunday, 8 June 2008 23:51 (fifteen years ago) link
well this is just stupid.
― kingfish, Sunday, 8 June 2008 23:54 (fifteen years ago) link
all of the pits i have ever met are rescue doggs and they are pretty much across the board the goofiest friendliest dogs i have ever met.
― gbx, Monday, 9 June 2008 00:05 (fifteen years ago) link
hey dog owners: how much does your guy/gal run you a month/year? i really, REALLY want to get a puppy, but I'm not sure if my budget will allow, and i don't want to be one of those assholes that has to return a pup to the pound because he couldn't put food on the table
― gbx, Monday, 9 June 2008 00:06 (fifteen years ago) link
^^^this
― get bent, Monday, 9 June 2008 00:10 (fifteen years ago) link
i want a yorkie, they're wonderful
― get bent, Monday, 9 June 2008 00:11 (fifteen years ago) link
granted i bet the looming cutback in my alcohol consumption (lol med school) ought to cover it, but still. gimme data, dog fanciers
xp u r correct
― gbx, Monday, 9 June 2008 00:11 (fifteen years ago) link
i want a dog big enough to rough house with, but small enough to fit in my messenger bag
― gbx, Monday, 9 June 2008 00:12 (fifteen years ago) link
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1016/1286957573_5cd602da7c.jpg?v=0
this guy's out.
6 months old there, wtf
― gbx, Monday, 9 June 2008 00:13 (fifteen years ago) link
basically i want an awesome terrier/sheepdog mutt, who i will name Neil Young
― gbx, Monday, 9 June 2008 00:14 (fifteen years ago) link
One of the few small dogs that I endorse wholeheartedly. Adorable and spunky! Go teacup!
Other acceptable small dogs:
Shiba Inu and...
You have selected: Jack Russell Terrier
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/PTGPOD/631706.jpg
― rogermexico., Monday, 9 June 2008 03:48 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.dailypuppy.com/dog/Curtis_4812
http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/cute-puppy-pictures-joy.jpg
― kingfish, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 14:00 (fifteen years ago) link
Okay, I'll capitulate cash flow, bear in mind that it's for an untrained puppy from scratch.
We probably spent about five to seven hundred dollars on start up dog expenses: license, shots, vet physical, crate, first toys, nature's miracle (don't miss this stuff), cash to replace stuff she destroyed (she ate two wii games and two pairs of shoes), first food, first bowls, first leash, nail clippers, doggie shampoo, first collar, first harness, doggie bed, bones, treats, etc. etc. etc.
If you don't work at home or have a back yard and it's a rambunctious dog that you don't want to/can't leave in the house, you're gonna have to do doggie day care or dog walking services. We pay thirty bucks a day, five days a week for that in Jersey; they do pick up and drop off and let her play with other dogs all day and feed her. It's a nice facility. It wouldn't be less than 20 to get her walked twice daily; probably more.
We set aside (my girl and I collectively) about 200 a month. 100 goes to food, treats, new toys, new stuff that she chews up. The other hundred goes into the medical emergency fund; we've already agreed that we can't go into debt for the dog if she gets badly ill, so this is to supplement the "up-to-a-thousand-but-that's-it" limit we put on her when we got her. We probably spend a couple extra bucks beyond that on impulse treats.
Your milage may vary (we definitely spoil her), but for a city dweller I find that owning a dog is roughly as expensive as owning a car.
hello little child substitute: http://photos-h.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v258/146/19/1202589090/n1202589090_46735_4410.jpg
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 14:43 (fifteen years ago) link
Your dog is absolutely darling.
In not Pit Bull news, that crazy lady w/ the Presa Canario's that mauled the lady here in SF just got 15 years:
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/09/22/state/n104833D43.DTL&feed=rss.news
― Alex in SF, Monday, 22 September 2008 22:46 (fifteen years ago) link
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/magazine/12/22/vick.dogs/index.html
― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 30 December 2008 07:00 (fifteen years ago) link
He enrolled Jonny in training for the program Paws for Tales, in which kids who get nervous reading aloud in class practice their skills by reading to a canine audience of one. Jonny was certified in November, and now once a month he sits patiently listening to children read.
ok what
― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 30 December 2008 07:07 (fifteen years ago) link
http://jeromebecker.com/images/His-Masters-Voice-Print-C10076588.jpg
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 30 December 2008 07:09 (fifteen years ago) link
Haha, what a great idea. Still I hope Vick rots.
― Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 12:54 (fifteen years ago) link
> Pit Bulls: What's the appeal?
Good listeners, apparently.
― UEK - Big Tempin' (Oilyrags), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 13:29 (fifteen years ago) link
Jasmine, the dog pictured in the SI article, looks a lot like my dog. Same size and everything.
― Alex in SF, Tuesday, 30 December 2008 14:48 (fifteen years ago) link
Jasmine is gorgeous.Banjo in sheep's clothing:http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1381/146/19/1202589090/n1202589090_229197_840.jpg
― plastic toy shark (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 17:12 (fifteen years ago) link
Dog gets cover image! Fuck off, swimsuit girls.
I should start reading aloud to my dog.
The late John Jacob Astor, a personage littlegiven to poetic enthusiasm, had no hesitation in pronouncing my firstgrand point to be prudence; my next, method. I do not speak it invanity, but simply record the fact, that I was not unemployed in myprofession by the late John Jacob Astor; a name which, I admit, I loveto repeat, for it hath a rounded and orbicular sound to it, and ringslike unto bullion. I will freely add, that I was not insensible to thelate John Jacob Astor's good opinion.
He looked in the other direction, but he always does that. Otherwise, he sat quite still and occasionally wagged his tail. Good boy.
― Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Tuesday, 30 December 2008 19:47 (fifteen years ago) link
cute, loving, smart. other breeds are a waste of time.
― Snop Snitchin, Tuesday, 30 December 2008 20:52 (fifteen years ago) link
Plea for help, guys, from one of my colleagues:
Last night my roommate found a dog shivering on the street. He took her in and gave her some food and a bath and then she slept for about 4-5 hours. Clearly she was exhausted and hungry. When she woke up she was a pleasure to be with. Tail wagging, never barked, and responded to simple commands. We have some neighbors who work with animals, one is a former vet tech, another a dog trainer. They both examined her and she has a few scrapes but otherwise in good shape. While its clear she is housebroken, it seems her former owners did not take very good care. We estimate she is about 2 years old. Because we have four cats, we cannot entertain the idea of keeping a dog. If you know anyone who can take in this sweet animal please let me know. We want to avoid bringing her to a shelter, please send this along to anyone you think can help. Thanks.
Because we have four cats, we cannot entertain the idea of keeping a dog. If you know anyone who can take in this sweet animal please let me know. We want to avoid bringing her to a shelter, please send this along to anyone you think can help. Thanks.
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e66/LimitedLiabilityGirl/FoundPit.jpg
― How can there be male ladybugs? (Laurel), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 16:27 (fifteen years ago) link
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― Dear Tacos, how are you? I am fine. The weather is nice. I miss yo (Oilyrags), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 16:40 (fifteen years ago) link
Can't help, but cute dog! Why don't they want to take her to a shelter?
― Frank Sumatra (NickB), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 16:41 (fifteen years ago) link
NOSE SO PINKS
― How can there be male ladybugs? (Laurel), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 16:41 (fifteen years ago) link
OMG. I could never take another pit, but so sweet. Laurel, are you NYC? If so, forward me more info and I'll circulate.
My baby had the flu for three weeks and then tore her acl. she's been cooped up in the house for five weeks and I came home last night to a stir-crazed pile of shredded magazines and video game boxes. We gotta get her back to regular playtime.
Nick: Most US shelters are packed full with pits already and even at a no-kill shelter, they're unlikely to be placed.
― angry pro-microwave vegetarian (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 16:44 (fifteen years ago) link
Yah, I'm NYC! That's all the info I have, that paragraph and that photo.
― How can there be male ladybugs? (Laurel), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 16:46 (fifteen years ago) link
Such a cutie.
― Alex in SF, Wednesday, 4 February 2009 16:47 (fifteen years ago) link
when I lived in tennessee, the bastards who ran dogfighting rings would troll shelters for pit bulls, and since the shelters knew this, they would automatically put down pit bulls.
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 16:49 (fifteen years ago) link
Fuck that's sad.
― How can there be male ladybugs? (Laurel), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 16:51 (fifteen years ago) link
Sheesh, that is not good. Still, might be worth talking to local shelters to get their take on it anyhow.
― Frank Sumatra (NickB), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 16:57 (fifteen years ago) link
that's how we ended up with our pit bull - a friend of ours worked at the pound and snuck her out cuz she was such a lovable, couldn't stand to put her down
xp
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 16:59 (fifteen years ago) link
Forwarding and facebooking now. Let you know if I get a pos response anywhere.She looks beautiful. Muskly!
― angry pro-microwave vegetarian (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 20:03 (fifteen years ago) link
I suspect her body fat is down from going hungry?? Poor girl. Thanks for passing it around.
― How can there be male ladybugs? (Laurel), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 20:06 (fifteen years ago) link