love* in the time of plague (and by love* i mean brexit* and other dreary matters of uk politics)

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Who the fuck was threatening him in London?

some infected evening (Matt #2), Monday, 25 May 2020 15:45 (three years ago) link

working remotely doesn’t exist in cuntworld

NEITHER OF US REMEMBER THE CONVERSATION

He and Boris were so ill they couldn't remember a conversation they had! LOL!

Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Monday, 25 May 2020 15:47 (three years ago) link

here come the warm jets from reporters

No apology.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:47 (three years ago) link

Laura k ‘do you understand’, playing the softest possible throw there

He is not looking forward to answering these questions!

Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Monday, 25 May 2020 15:47 (three years ago) link

Lol Kuenssberg first

gyac, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:48 (three years ago) link

those terrible rude people who shout at him outside were threatening him. So the new line is "momentum drove him from the city even when he was poorly, what a hero he is"

stet, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:48 (three years ago) link

Lol he doesn’t regret it

gyac, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:48 (three years ago) link

why couldn’t his sister come to visit him

Non, je ne regrette rien

some infected evening (Matt #2), Monday, 25 May 2020 15:48 (three years ago) link

oh my god the staging of this – he's got an Amazon basics desk

stet, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:48 (three years ago) link

the media the media the media the media the media

People are angry because of the media.

Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Monday, 25 May 2020 15:49 (three years ago) link

no pies thrown yet?

Children of Bo-Dom (Noodle Vague), Monday, 25 May 2020 15:50 (three years ago) link

what benefit did he get by travelling 250 miles? did he even get the childcare from his nieces in the end? I didn't hear that in the statement

||||||||, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:50 (three years ago) link

Not this fucking dick.

Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Monday, 25 May 2020 15:50 (three years ago) link

he's either never had a minute's media training or this is deliberate and I can't decide. He definitely isn't even going near admitting regret

stet, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:50 (three years ago) link

pesto ffs you useless fuck

pesto's cats are deid

||||||||, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:51 (three years ago) link

Lollll

gyac, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:51 (three years ago) link

did Pesto kill his cats are did he have Jolyon round?

Children of Bo-Dom (Noodle Vague), Monday, 25 May 2020 15:51 (three years ago) link

Stop asking three part questions!

ShariVari, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:52 (three years ago) link

SHUT UP PESTO

gyac, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:52 (three years ago) link

I'm not getting a sense of this squirming turd being the fearsome office bully of legend

some infected evening (Matt #2), Monday, 25 May 2020 15:52 (three years ago) link

wtf is Pesto on about?

Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Monday, 25 May 2020 15:52 (three years ago) link

Why’s Pesto standing like that

gyac, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:52 (three years ago) link

why is he soft soaping him

||||||||, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:53 (three years ago) link

stupid bastard

||||||||, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:53 (three years ago) link

peston is such a fucking idiot, utterly scrambled brains

Fizzles, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:54 (three years ago) link

the coverage could have given that impression, not my actions

As soon as he called this cunt's wife, Mary, a hook should have emerged from the right and pulled him off the screen or a 100 ton weight dropped on him.

Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Monday, 25 May 2020 15:55 (three years ago) link

the only thing i’ve done wrong is not giving a statement earlier

otm xp

Someone get the walking stick and get Pesto off my screen now ffs

gyac, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:55 (three years ago) link

The questions so far:

Aren’t you sorry?
But really?
Are you sure?

— kadhim (^ー^)ノ (@kadhim) May 25, 2020

ShariVari, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:56 (three years ago) link

“I dont know where the boundaries of London are”

SORRY WHAT???????

— ٰ (@_100M____) May 25, 2020

gyac, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:56 (three years ago) link

Why would you get in a car with your family to test your eyesight?

Matt DC, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:57 (three years ago) link

Somewhere north of Hadrians Wall obv. Xpost

Mark G, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:57 (three years ago) link

take a shot every time he says reports in the media, you will die

just a casual 30 mile drive to test my eyesight no big deal

||||||||, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:58 (three years ago) link

What’s the downside

gyac, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:58 (three years ago) link

kuenssberg and peston being hopelessly shown up by this beth character

imago, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:58 (three years ago) link

Mumbling stuttering fuck.

Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Monday, 25 May 2020 15:58 (three years ago) link

She isn't even asking him questions really, just making him squirm

imago, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:59 (three years ago) link

My boss was ill so there was no-one to ask ffs

some infected evening (Matt #2), Monday, 25 May 2020 15:59 (three years ago) link

Someone just ask him if he pissed in the car, fucks sake

gyac, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:59 (three years ago) link

Summary:

"I've been told I don't have to resign.

So, I'm not going to."

Mark G, Monday, 25 May 2020 15:59 (three years ago) link


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