What is the Best School of Magic?

abjuration has dispel magic which is why the answer is abjuration

Are you a wizard slayer.

In wizard's clothing.

Well “cleric” wasn’t an option but basically yes, wizards are dangerous people and need to be policed appropriately

one fun thing about dnd tomboto is that you can rp alignments that aren't your irl one!

Just because my aim is to achieve lichdom doesn't mean I intend to harvest the souls of the living, you can trust me, I am a chaotic good necromancer.

why am I disappointed this is merely an RPG thread that escaped from I Love Games

ILG is for video games man

This thread is old school

Conjuration - seems fun I guess, the 'Wish' spell seemed like a tantalizing thought experiment when I was reading D&D books as a kid
Necromancy - goth magic, obviously cool
Evocation - ok so this is the basic pew-pew magic, functional but boring
Abjuration - defensive magic, 'Dispel X', extremely functional but extremely boring
Transmutation - very fun times, turning yourself or others into animals, maybe this is the one?
Divination - idk this just seems like cheating
Enchantment - so this is apparently magical disinformation & psyops - 'Modify Memory', 'Mass Suggestion', 'Feeblemind', ban these people
Illusion - the fun & wholesome version of the above, kids love it

Pizza

pizza is magic, yes

there is this guy who is the secretary of the Huddersfield branch of the Circle of Magicians who once tried to murder my stepdad with a samurai sword. It was a quite amusing family talking point when pics of him as a magician and children's entertainer kept popping up in the local rag - if he'd managed to hack through this wooden door before the cops got to him he'd be still practising his powers of Abjuration in some shower room at a category A prison right now rather than impressing kids with quite rudimentary card tricks!

rushomancy is a form of divination so voting divination

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Really disappointed this didn’t turn into a clusterfuck thread

Try twitter.com

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