what's the correct way to place toilet paper onto the holder?

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You sound smrt

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Sunday, 24 May 2020 02:24 (three years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Sunday, 31 May 2020 00:01 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/919XhNQ.jpg

pplains, Sunday, 31 May 2020 00:58 (three years ago) link

I care a lot about this (for real).

pomenitul, Sunday, 31 May 2020 00:59 (three years ago) link

who does anything but under??????

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Sunday, 31 May 2020 01:05 (three years ago) link

(just having them in a stack atop the toilet also acceptable imho)

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Sunday, 31 May 2020 01:05 (three years ago) link

My disgust knows no bounds you absolute animal.

pomenitul, Sunday, 31 May 2020 01:06 (three years ago) link

what toilet paper LOL!!!

i will FP you and your entire family (rip van wanko), Sunday, 31 May 2020 01:07 (three years ago) link

Simon you’re dead to me

silby, Sunday, 31 May 2020 01:09 (three years ago) link

Glad to know you're on the right side of history, silby.

pomenitul, Sunday, 31 May 2020 01:11 (three years ago) link

I only care about this and banning cars

silby, Sunday, 31 May 2020 01:11 (three years ago) link

Hate toilet roll holders in general. Just sit it on the cistern/shelf/floor.

― Eyeball Kicks, Saturday, May 23, 2020 8:55 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

jfc just wipe your ass on the floor why don't you

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Sunday, 31 May 2020 01:44 (three years ago) link

Everybody walk the dinosaur.

pomenitul, Sunday, 31 May 2020 01:45 (three years ago) link

if you passionately believe that over is aesthetically preferable to under you've been conditioned by Big Hotel and you're doing their work for them by arguing

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Sunday, 31 May 2020 01:47 (three years ago) link

Who's to say Big Hotel doesn't deserve its Bigness.

pomenitul, Sunday, 31 May 2020 01:57 (three years ago) link

okay I am not so dogmatic that I will argue extensively, but:

Over: the excess (or "tail") is set out from the wall. Floating majestically, a respectable distance from any surface, commensurate with the width of the roll itself. You can grab this without touching anything. It is sanitary and elegant. I should note that the original patent for toilet paper roll holders shows that over was the original intent.

Under = depending on the configuration of your roll and holder, the excess or tail may in fact be flush with the wall! Which means you may have to touch the wall to grip and tear your selected amount of paper.

Now, think about that for a moment. How clean were the last hands that grazed that wall when grabbing some toilet paper? My guess is, not very.

fo' schnitzel (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 31 May 2020 02:14 (three years ago) link

otm, booming post.

pomenitul, Sunday, 31 May 2020 02:16 (three years ago) link

ah, the well-known Appeal to Hygienic Concerns argument.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 31 May 2020 02:20 (three years ago) link

not very convincing tbh

Dan S, Sunday, 31 May 2020 02:24 (three years ago) link

whose rolls are flush with the wall????

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Sunday, 31 May 2020 02:41 (three years ago) link

ymp has opened my eyes. I’ll never not have an opinion about this again

El Tomboto, Sunday, 31 May 2020 02:49 (three years ago) link

This must be ilx's sneezing panda ffs

Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 31 May 2020 08:17 (three years ago) link

whose rolls are flush with the wall????

In many houses,especially older ones, the holder is built into the wall. So the free end exits the recess and then hangs along the wall.

Like this:

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/4106X65YwmL.jpg

I ask you: if the free end exits from under the roll, where is it going to be hanging? Along the wall. Which will likely be teeming with bacteria-laden fecal aerosols. Now, if you're ok with touching the wall each time you want to get some toilet paper, go right ahead.

But I prefer having it come off the top, so the the free end is floating in space.

fo' schnitzel (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 31 May 2020 12:05 (three years ago) link

over: the way everyone in my family has done it since time immemorial

under: cat owners

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Sunday, 31 May 2020 12:11 (three years ago) link

Ladies and Gentlemen the Toilet Roll Is Floating in Space

Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Sunday, 31 May 2020 12:12 (three years ago) link

Over is even better in a corporate setting.

https://i.imgur.com/O2z6Ftr.jpg

Ever tried to get a sheet from one of these that was positioned under? You have to pull the whole weight of the giant roll toward you, and most of the time time, the tiny edge you've clasped breaks off in your fingers.

When it's positioned over, where the end is on the side of the seat and not the door, it's easier to pull.

Next thing some of of y'all are gonna tell me is that contestants on The Price Is Right should spin the Big Wheel underhanded for better results.

pplains, Sunday, 31 May 2020 14:43 (three years ago) link

the Rick Barry method

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Sunday, 31 May 2020 15:20 (three years ago) link

under: cat owners

finally, someone is talking sense about this otherwise disturbing methodology

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 31 May 2020 18:15 (three years ago) link

Switching from over to under didn't dissuade Jonesy a bit. After we put the roll on the toilet tank, he lost interest.

Irritable Baal (WmC), Sunday, 31 May 2020 18:20 (three years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Monday, 1 June 2020 00:01 (three years ago) link


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