Justice League (DC 2017 film)

hmm I see to have instead made the argument that this is why this movie is so forgettable instead.

nevermind, nothing to see here.

Dun-dun-DUNNNNNNNNN...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6512XKKNkU

Someone on Twitter called the Snyder Cut QAnon for nerds and that sounds about right.

Fitting that the two times that director has used that song it's been a sex scene and a two-minute masturbation fantasy.

— Cori (@CoriMarie21) August 22, 2020

snyder, a guy who knows popular karaoke songs and no other music

I didn't see the theatrical version but I'll take Snyder's OTT self-serious juvenalia over Whedon's poisonous "witty" banter any fucking day

Good grief, the CGI on that flipped exploding car in that Flash bit is AWFUL.

over Whedon's poisonous "witty" banter any fucking day

OTM, p much everything Whedon's been involved with creatively for near if not more than a decade has been absolutely insufferable because of it. Been watching old Buffy during quarantine and even tho it is famously twee/witty/snarky itself, it's depressing how noxiously stupid and soulless his 2010s writing is in comparison. The guy who played Cyborg in this claims he was insufferable and abusive personally on set too so def fuck him if that's true

My pet theory is that as Whedon found himself supplanted by the Russos as the ultimate MCU golden boys he got even worse than he already did. And that's saying something.

this guy seems cool

You said you enjoyed the theatrical cut of Justice League like you enjoy your Saturday morning cartoons… Well this is made for grownups, so you’re not in the demographic. Also, cool of you to comment on a leaked teaser. @ScottMendelson https://t.co/Zsu2O2oixb

— Zack Snyder (@ZackSnyder) August 22, 2020

groan-ups

I didn't see the theatrical version but I'll take Snyder's OTT self-serious juvenalia over Whedon's poisonous "witty" banter any fucking day

― unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Saturday, August 22, 2020 3:24 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

otm

i really loved the "ultimate cut" of batman v. superman

Guys, it's OK to hate both of them, they're both shit.

Oh, this was just on tv and I watched it for 2 minutes. It was people in costumes fighting with cartoon things.

forget that, i watched 2 minutes of avengers age of ultron, it turns out.

quelle est la différence!

Oh boy

Zack Snyder says his four-hour cut of 'Justice League' is likely coming to theaters — with an R rating and F-bomb-dropping Batman. Plus, the director weighs in on the Warner Bros. streaming controversy.​ https://t.co/0xekTaqgFa

— Entertainment Weekly (@EW) December 14, 2020

now batman is so edgy he can kill people irl

This fucking arsehole.

Well this is made for grownups, so you’re not in the demographic.

— Zack Snyder (@ZackSnyder) August 22, 2020

Zack Snyder says ...an F-bomb-dropping Batman.

— December 14, 2020

Does he also take his bat-dingus out and waggle it at some point

Zack, you will convince me that your bat-film is for grownups when I read the news that it's now largely about Bruce Wayne dealing with the fallout of his recent divorce while trying to figure out how he's going to pay for his daughter's college tuition.

Finally, an R-rated superman movie.
People in the street (all nude): Look up in the sky it's some shithead
Superman: sup fuckers

— vineyille (@vineyille) June 22, 2016

lol

I didn’t mind this movie (in fact, compared to most others here I absolutely loved it) but the Snyder cult is just neverending comedy

i'm gonna watch this but yeah kinda more baffled than anything this is all happening

Oh joy

Zack Snyder’s ‘Justice League’ (2021) will now be officially released as a 4-hour film on HBO Max and not a 4-part miniseries.

The R-Rated film will also receive an IMAX release according to Snyder himself. pic.twitter.com/N5wwdlZVgE

— DR Movie News 📽 (@DRMovieNews1) January 17, 2021

how much are they going to pay people to watch it?

Not sure which will be worse, endlessly hearing about this stupid shitty thing coming up, or endlessly hearing dipshits raving about it once it comes out.

Thank goodness this movie will finally have the opportunity to be good just like all those other Zack Snyder movies.

at last, the video game cutscenes we were promised

psyched for the chance to literally risk my life to watch this in imax during a global pandemic

New trailer out for this today. I don't know what this says about me, but I've hated every one of Snyder's movies, the trailer looks exactly like the same old nonsense as before, and yet I'm kind of curious to see this, perhaps even feeling forgiving toward it. It's a vote against Whedon, too, I suppose, although no doubt there are dozens like him working at HBO/DC.

IM FUCKING CRYING JOKER ACTUALLY SAID "WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY" LMAOO pic.twitter.com/9sHizj6OkV

— Star @ P5S (@Star_Powerup) February 14, 2021

who's the villain in this movie? "SJWs"?

disney

note that the joker scene is from dream sequence #1 in BvS meaning it will have no impact on anything else in the movie

OK since now there's apparently a black-and-white version of Zack Snyder's JUSTICE LEAGUE here's a thread detailing the extremely weird changes to this extremely weird movie, with all the weird twists and contradictions along the way. This thread might be updated over time. https://t.co/4BYpLRjbk5

— Will Ross, Gerbil Father (@SadHillWill) November 17, 2020

this thread has been updated over time

note that the joker scene is from dream sequence #1 in BvS meaning it will have no impact on anything else in the movie

― wasdnuos (abanana), Monday, February 15, 2021 2:01 PM (thirty-five seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

i like it already

I gotta be honest the "lol Snyder's process is nuts / he can't make up his mind" thing isn't all that funny or even weird when you remember he exited post-production when his daughter committed suicide

if he's too unstable to stick to a decision about the actual format of the film from week to week, maybe it's not a great idea to give him $70 million just to edit and reformat his film

especially when the streaming service which you're paying him to make it for has already flopped so hard that you've fired many senior executives at, nearly half the editorial staff of, the entire marketing department of multiple decades' experience in, and completely shut down the dedicated streaming service of, the division of the company that manages the IP that Snyder is polishing

and completely shut down the dedicated streaming service of, the division of the company that manages the IP that Snyder is polishing

What is this one?

cannot bring myself to care about aspect ratios but god bless you

I don't care about the content or form of this film at all, just the ways in which it functions as one node of a malign destructive influence on the consumer / art relationship in toto

What is this one?

DC Universe

I agree and yet remain curious to see it.

I think perhaps I'm more sympathetic to Snyder's humourlessness because the last year has made me more humourless.

Given his family tragedy, and the fact that he lost (or "lost") his film to one of 2021's most hated assholes, I guess I have warmed to him a bit

If it looks okay on fast forward I'll be happy

Don't make me think about Watchmen though

at one point i might champion him for going full Snyder.

The amount of time and effort and money that's been spent on this halfwitted farrago of bullshit.

The big ol' story today

https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2021/02/the-true-story-of-justice-league-snyder-cut

Personally I come away with it thinking that Snyder -- in line with some other comments I've heard -- is indeed by all accounts a very decent fellow who absolutely adores his family and who along with his wife was understandably crushed at his daughter's passing. And, completely separately from that, has some absolutely 'the fuck?' storytelling choices.