idk how y'all didn't see this as a overwhelmingly marked improvement from BvS.
I submit:
-No Luthor pee jar-No Superman fucking Lois in the bathtub-No "Martha"-gate
― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 23 May 2020 14:47 (three years ago) link
hmm I see to have instead made the argument that this is why this movie is so forgettable instead.
nevermind, nothing to see here.
Dun-dun-DUNNNNNNNNN...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6512XKKNkU
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 22 August 2020 22:07 (three years ago) link
Someone on Twitter called the Snyder Cut QAnon for nerds and that sounds about right.
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 22 August 2020 22:08 (three years ago) link
Fitting that the two times that director has used that song it's been a sex scene and a two-minute masturbation fantasy.— Cori (@CoriMarie21) August 22, 2020
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 22 August 2020 22:12 (three years ago) link
snyder, a guy who knows popular karaoke songs and no other music
― wasdnous (abanana), Saturday, 22 August 2020 22:17 (three years ago) link
I didn't see the theatrical version but I'll take Snyder's OTT self-serious juvenalia over Whedon's poisonous "witty" banter any fucking day
― unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Saturday, 22 August 2020 22:24 (three years ago) link
Good grief, the CGI on that flipped exploding car in that Flash bit is AWFUL.
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 22 August 2020 22:25 (three years ago) link
over Whedon's poisonous "witty" banter any fucking day
OTM, p much everything Whedon's been involved with creatively for near if not more than a decade has been absolutely insufferable because of it. Been watching old Buffy during quarantine and even tho it is famously twee/witty/snarky itself, it's depressing how noxiously stupid and soulless his 2010s writing is in comparison. The guy who played Cyborg in this claims he was insufferable and abusive personally on set too so def fuck him if that's true
― Sabre of Paradise (trevor phillips), Saturday, 22 August 2020 22:36 (three years ago) link
My pet theory is that as Whedon found himself supplanted by the Russos as the ultimate MCU golden boys he got even worse than he already did. And that's saying something.
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 22 August 2020 22:40 (three years ago) link
this guy seems cool
You said you enjoyed the theatrical cut of Justice League like you enjoy your Saturday morning cartoons… Well this is made for grownups, so you’re not in the demographic. Also, cool of you to comment on a leaked teaser. @ScottMendelson https://t.co/Zsu2O2oixb— Zack Snyder (@ZackSnyder) August 22, 2020
― erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Saturday, 22 August 2020 23:21 (three years ago) link
groan-ups
― 3:10 to yur mom (voodoo chili), Saturday, 22 August 2020 23:42 (three years ago) link
― unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Saturday, August 22, 2020 3:24 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
otm
i really loved the "ultimate cut" of batman v. superman
― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Saturday, 22 August 2020 23:54 (three years ago) link
Guys, it's OK to hate both of them, they're both shit.
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Sunday, 23 August 2020 01:20 (three years ago) link
Oh, this was just on tv and I watched it for 2 minutes. It was people in costumes fighting with cartoon things.
― Gerneten-flüken cake (jed_), Sunday, 23 August 2020 01:31 (three years ago) link
forget that, i watched 2 minutes of avengers age of ultron, it turns out.
― Gerneten-flüken cake (jed_), Sunday, 23 August 2020 01:33 (three years ago) link
quelle est la différence!
― calzino, Sunday, 23 August 2020 01:35 (three years ago) link
Oh boy
Zack Snyder says his four-hour cut of 'Justice League' is likely coming to theaters — with an R rating and F-bomb-dropping Batman. Plus, the director weighs in on the Warner Bros. streaming controversy. https://t.co/0xekTaqgFa— Entertainment Weekly (@EW) December 14, 2020
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 14 December 2020 23:55 (three years ago) link
now batman is so edgy he can kill people irl
― wasdnuos (abanana), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 00:22 (three years ago) link
This fucking arsehole.
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 00:54 (three years ago) link
Well this is made for grownups, so you’re not in the demographic. — Zack Snyder (@ZackSnyder) August 22, 2020
— Zack Snyder (@ZackSnyder) August 22, 2020
Zack Snyder says ...an F-bomb-dropping Batman. — December 14, 2020
— December 14, 2020
― huge rant (sic), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 01:00 (three years ago) link
Does he also take his bat-dingus out and waggle it at some point
― You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 01:48 (three years ago) link
Zack, you will convince me that your bat-film is for grownups when I read the news that it's now largely about Bruce Wayne dealing with the fallout of his recent divorce while trying to figure out how he's going to pay for his daughter's college tuition.
― You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 01:58 (three years ago) link
Finally, an R-rated superman movie.People in the street (all nude): Look up in the sky it's some shitheadSuperman: sup fuckers— vineyille (@vineyille) June 22, 2016
― huge rant (sic), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 05:54 (three years ago) link
lol
I didn’t mind this movie (in fact, compared to most others here I absolutely loved it) but the Snyder cult is just neverending comedy
― DJP, Tuesday, 15 December 2020 13:59 (three years ago) link
i'm gonna watch this but yeah kinda more baffled than anything this is all happening
― Nhex, Tuesday, 15 December 2020 15:51 (three years ago) link
Oh joy
Zack Snyder’s ‘Justice League’ (2021) will now be officially released as a 4-hour film on HBO Max and not a 4-part miniseries.The R-Rated film will also receive an IMAX release according to Snyder himself. pic.twitter.com/N5wwdlZVgE— DR Movie News 📽 (@DRMovieNews1) January 17, 2021
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 17 January 2021 23:24 (three years ago) link
how much are they going to pay people to watch it?
― calzino, Sunday, 17 January 2021 23:25 (three years ago) link
Not sure which will be worse, endlessly hearing about this stupid shitty thing coming up, or endlessly hearing dipshits raving about it once it comes out.
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Monday, 18 January 2021 00:41 (three years ago) link
Thank goodness this movie will finally have the opportunity to be good just like all those other Zack Snyder movies.
― Looks like I'm gonna be the filling in a missile sandwich! (Old Lunch), Monday, 18 January 2021 04:31 (three years ago) link
at last, the video game cutscenes we were promised
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, 18 January 2021 18:59 (three years ago) link
psyched for the chance to literally risk my life to watch this in imax during a global pandemic
― you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 18 January 2021 19:01 (three years ago) link
New trailer out for this today. I don't know what this says about me, but I've hated every one of Snyder's movies, the trailer looks exactly like the same old nonsense as before, and yet I'm kind of curious to see this, perhaps even feeling forgiving toward it. It's a vote against Whedon, too, I suppose, although no doubt there are dozens like him working at HBO/DC.
― Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 14 February 2021 18:32 (three years ago) link
IM FUCKING CRYING JOKER ACTUALLY SAID "WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY" LMAOO pic.twitter.com/9sHizj6OkV— Star @ P5S (@Star_Powerup) February 14, 2021
― That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 15 February 2021 19:57 (three years ago) link
who's the villain in this movie? "SJWs"?
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 February 2021 20:07 (three years ago) link
disney
― That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 15 February 2021 20:09 (three years ago) link
note that the joker scene is from dream sequence #1 in BvS meaning it will have no impact on anything else in the movie
― wasdnuos (abanana), Monday, 15 February 2021 21:01 (three years ago) link
OK since now there's apparently a black-and-white version of Zack Snyder's JUSTICE LEAGUE here's a thread detailing the extremely weird changes to this extremely weird movie, with all the weird twists and contradictions along the way. This thread might be updated over time. https://t.co/4BYpLRjbk5— Will Ross, Gerbil Father (@SadHillWill) November 17, 2020
this thread has been updated over time
― shivers me timber (sic), Monday, 15 February 2021 21:01 (three years ago) link
― wasdnuos (abanana), Monday, February 15, 2021 2:01 PM (thirty-five seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink
i like it already
― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Monday, 15 February 2021 21:02 (three years ago) link
I gotta be honest the "lol Snyder's process is nuts / he can't make up his mind" thing isn't all that funny or even weird when you remember he exited post-production when his daughter committed suicide
― stimmy stimmy yah (Simon H.), Monday, 15 February 2021 22:03 (three years ago) link
if he's too unstable to stick to a decision about the actual format of the film from week to week, maybe it's not a great idea to give him $70 million just to edit and reformat his film
― shivers me timber (sic), Monday, 15 February 2021 23:11 (three years ago) link
especially when the streaming service which you're paying him to make it for has already flopped so hard that you've fired many senior executives at, nearly half the editorial staff of, the entire marketing department of multiple decades' experience in, and completely shut down the dedicated streaming service of, the division of the company that manages the IP that Snyder is polishing
― shivers me timber (sic), Monday, 15 February 2021 23:14 (three years ago) link
and completely shut down the dedicated streaming service of, the division of the company that manages the IP that Snyder is polishing
What is this one?
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 15 February 2021 23:20 (three years ago) link
cannot bring myself to care about aspect ratios but god bless you
― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Monday, 15 February 2021 23:25 (three years ago) link
I don't care about the content or form of this film at all, just the ways in which it functions as one node of a malign destructive influence on the consumer / art relationship in toto
DC Universe
― shivers me timber (sic), Monday, 15 February 2021 23:31 (three years ago) link
I agree and yet remain curious to see it.
I think perhaps I'm more sympathetic to Snyder's humourlessness because the last year has made me more humourless.
Given his family tragedy, and the fact that he lost (or "lost") his film to one of 2021's most hated assholes, I guess I have warmed to him a bit
― Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 16 February 2021 00:01 (three years ago) link
If it looks okay on fast forward I'll be happy
― Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 16 February 2021 00:02 (three years ago) link
Don't make me think about Watchmen though
at one point i might champion him for going full Snyder.
― Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 16 February 2021 01:39 (three years ago) link
The amount of time and effort and money that's been spent on this halfwitted farrago of bullshit.
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 06:00 (three years ago) link