australian rules of virus

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34. Just a slight $60 billion error, champ

Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Friday, 22 May 2020 13:36 (eleven months ago) link

35. Dictator Dan vs Autarch Annastacia

Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Friday, 22 May 2020 13:38 (eleven months ago) link

36. it's cool bro Rugby League is back and it's going viral

Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 28 May 2020 10:12 (eleven months ago) link

what's the haps?

massage angry pixels (sic), Thursday, 28 May 2020 11:12 (eleven months ago) link

fen haps?

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 29 May 2020 04:22 (eleven months ago) link

(Checks Freo House prices)

I hear the beachfront stuff is on clearance

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Friday, 29 May 2020 04:59 (eleven months ago) link

I would live in Freo in a heartbeat if it wasnt six jillion miles from everywhere else.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 29 May 2020 05:20 (eleven months ago) link

Almost for the nickname alone! Also the sun setting into the Indian Ocean is magic.

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Friday, 29 May 2020 05:55 (eleven months ago) link

Freo is beuwwwtiful.

Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Friday, 29 May 2020 10:42 (eleven months ago) link

37. Protest against deaths of aboriginal people in custody and in solidarity fines for gatherings of over 20 people.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 5 June 2020 04:06 (eleven months ago) link

38. Join the fascist idiot parade - march unmolested.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 5 June 2020 04:07 (eleven months ago) link

39. Protests against indigenous deaths in custody may be allowed in particular circumstances (up to 500 people at a NRL game)

Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 7 June 2020 13:18 (eleven months ago) link

two weeks pass...

40. Peter Dutton’s wettest dream has come true; we’re all locked in till next winter.

American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Thursday, 25 June 2020 12:49 (ten months ago) link

41. Quarter of a billion dollars for arts recovery, if the artists are members of a billion-$ megachurch, run by your personal mentor, that systemically engages in fraud regarding their arts output

42. News getting bad? Further gut the national news reporter.

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Thursday, 25 June 2020 18:40 (ten months ago) link

43. Did everyone forget that Guy Sebastian is part of that Pentecostal cult/scam thing?

Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Friday, 26 June 2020 23:57 (ten months ago) link

More of a 41a there

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Saturday, 27 June 2020 00:47 (ten months ago) link

I suspect amateur productions of Jesus Christ superstar and Joseph and the amazing technicolor dreamcoat in liberal electorates are going to be especially lavish this year.

American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Saturday, 27 June 2020 04:28 (ten months ago) link

44. Dictator Dan isn't enough of a Dictator he didn't Dictate the virus to go away what a terrible Dictator he is

Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Friday, 3 July 2020 12:53 (ten months ago) link

45. Live in a public housing block with limited lifts - house arrest. Live in a private housing block with limited lifts - limited lockdown.

American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Saturday, 4 July 2020 21:16 (ten months ago) link

46. You're the Opposition Leader in Victoria, what's your top priority? That's right: losing your shit because you got called 'champ' on Twitter. Imagine if you went to a Dan Murphy's.

Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 09:50 (ten months ago) link

49. Large orders of KFC will be deemed suspicious.

American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Friday, 10 July 2020 08:11 (nine months ago) link

^ this one should stay tbh

S-, Friday, 10 July 2020 09:37 (nine months ago) link

50. Do not eat your KFC in a cupboard whilst not wearing a mask, VIC police are on to you.

American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 03:54 (nine months ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/1V3FJ5d.gif

assert (MatthewK), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 04:21 (nine months ago) link

colonel tent fucker

THE LEFT (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 05:53 (nine months ago) link

courtesy ZS / Karl

assert (MatthewK), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 08:32 (nine months ago) link

51. don't play pokemon
52. don't play footy (except QLD)

Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 08:36 (nine months ago) link

53. the real victim is the economy
54. protect the economy
55. wah wah the fucken economy

THE LEFT (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 13:05 (nine months ago) link

56. no lockdowns for New Sourh Wales even if everyone did go to that one pub.
57. Oh shit everyone went to that pub ...

American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 13:12 (nine months ago) link

58.

pic.twitter.com/9c8tI0AeKB

— Hyram Hackenbecker (@HHackenbecker) July 15, 2020

bat ain't Thad (sic), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 22:30 (nine months ago) link

two weeks pass...

59.

Love a good name and shame!! I don't care what ya done. Gimme a name so I can shame!!!!

— fungbunger (@parsfarce) December 20, 2017

Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 30 July 2020 11:15 (nine months ago) link

Racist media does a racist doxing, news at 11.

American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Thursday, 30 July 2020 11:29 (nine months ago) link

Gotta fuel racist Facebook posts somehow.

Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 1 August 2020 11:17 (nine months ago) link

60. Behave yourself or Christmas is cancelled

American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 02:25 (eight months ago) link

61. Matthew? What a Guy!

Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 03:12 (eight months ago) link

c’est moi

wait

assert (MatthewK), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 08:44 (eight months ago) link

one month passes...

62. The official anthem of know-nothing suburban COVID deniers? Of course it's one of Johnny Farnham's hits.

Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 20 September 2020 11:58 (seven months ago) link

three months pass...

63. We want the vaccine!
64. No, not that one!

Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 13 January 2021 12:28 (three months ago) link

65. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4dYYuT5wr0

Vernon Locke, Sunday, 17 January 2021 22:24 (three months ago) link

66. All media must interview an whinging tennis player.

American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Sunday, 17 January 2021 23:01 (three months ago) link

67. Well, it could be worse. Those tennis players could be from Sydney.

Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Monday, 18 January 2021 09:27 (three months ago) link

two months pass...

68. No Vax till Novavax

American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Thursday, 8 April 2021 10:52 (one month ago) link


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