The Last Dance: In Praise of One Lone Gold Hoop Earring

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also brady has approx. 1% of the charisma of jordan.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 21 May 2020 18:26 (three years ago) link

hey just wanted to koolaid man into this thread to say the real karl malone sucks

methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Thursday, 21 May 2020 18:57 (three years ago) link

yup

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not sure what the audience for this is outside of Pats fans. Brady is just not a compelling figure at all, the Pats dynasty is extremely boring and marred with stupid cheating scandals, and the vast majority of the country actively cheered for them to lose. plus being buddy buddy with Trump prolly ain't gonna help sell this


The cheating scandals are super interesting and heā€™s extremely involved with one of them. Also heā€™s the greatest football player of all time.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 21 May 2020 19:05 (three years ago) link

The ā€œextremely boring Patriots dynastyā€ featured a star tight end who was literally a serial killer.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 21 May 2020 19:06 (three years ago) link

they already did that movie tho lol

lagāˆžn, Thursday, 21 May 2020 19:13 (three years ago) link

i think if a doc was as well made as this one and the subjects were as candid a lot of teams wld be worth doing if prob not as good as the bulls

lagāˆžn, Thursday, 21 May 2020 19:15 (three years ago) link

read somewhere that Venus and Serena would be worthy subjects of a long doc series

fatuous salad (symsymsym), Thursday, 21 May 2020 19:19 (three years ago) link

anyway with how successful this one was im sure well get to see more

lagāˆžn, Thursday, 21 May 2020 19:20 (three years ago) link

showtime lakers seems like a no brainer

lagāˆžn, Thursday, 21 May 2020 19:21 (three years ago) link

The cheating scandals are super interesting and heā€™s extremely involved with one of them. Also heā€™s the greatest football player of all time.

true but they were covered nonstop while they were going on and I can't see Brady signing off on a doc that even hints that he might be guilty so I would guess they'll just be papered over or framed as a challenge Brady had to overcome

I agree he's the best ever, in fact his legacy is maybe even more impressive than Jordan's since football dynasties are more difficult due to injuries and single-elimination playoffs and he managed to do it twice while being one of the oldest players in the league. But Patriots football isn't really that fun to watch, most of their deep playoff runs involved them getting a bunch of timely breaks vs. way more interesting teams, plus they just so happen to be the least-penalized team during the playoffs by a wide margin. More importantly virtually everyone outside of MA rooted for them to lose, nothing like the Bulls where almost everyone around the world was a fan

frogbs, Thursday, 21 May 2020 19:37 (three years ago) link

well it is not gonna be on my tv thats for goddamn sure

gross

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 21 May 2020 19:54 (three years ago) link

the reason this worked is cos it was 20 years later and mj let the legend grow over that time. he's m/l stayed out of the news over that time. i dont care what brady has to say while hes still playing, or even a year or two removed from it. he's already done his own documentary on facebook or whatever that was.

apparently dwyane wade released a documentary during this bulls one? lol you gotta let this stuff simmer for a while ffs

Spottie, Thursday, 21 May 2020 20:00 (three years ago) link

if they had to do a football one I think Brett Favre would be fun. Packers were garbage for like 3 decades before he came along, he had a pretty unique style of quarterbacking, some pretty crazy highs and lows, and a bunch of memorable teammates. Plus the whole Aaron Rodgers/insane Vikings season thing which I still resent him for but even now seems scripted

frogbs, Thursday, 21 May 2020 20:03 (three years ago) link

damn Karl is cool af

Karl Malone got a 13-year-old pregnant when he was 20.

Fuck that dude.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 21 May 2020 22:37 (three years ago) link

Yeeesh I didn't know that

Thing with the Patriots is that it was never any fun

Showtime Lakers would be amazing

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 21 May 2020 22:40 (three years ago) link

We watched a showtime lakers vs celtics finals recently and my son was shocked at how boring it was

Joey Corona (Euler), Thursday, 21 May 2020 22:42 (three years ago) link

His son from that statutory rape is former NFL player Demetrius Bell.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demetress_Bell#Relationship_with_Karl_Malone

x-post

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 21 May 2020 22:44 (three years ago) link

yikes, also was unaware of that

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 21 May 2020 22:52 (three years ago) link

karl malone is also presently likely knees deep in a 8chan qanon thread from what i recall of his politics

Clay, Thursday, 21 May 2020 23:57 (three years ago) link

he's country, and not in the fun way

call all destroyer, Friday, 22 May 2020 00:10 (three years ago) link

he seems like more of a nevertrumper, from my twitter sleuthing. Follows a lot of Huntsmans

fatuous salad (symsymsym), Friday, 22 May 2020 00:23 (three years ago) link

https://hoopshobby.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/malone01.jpg

lagāˆžn, Friday, 22 May 2020 00:32 (three years ago) link

lmao

lagāˆžn, Friday, 22 May 2020 00:36 (three years ago) link

wow

fatuous salad (symsymsym), Friday, 22 May 2020 00:42 (three years ago) link

"Hey, let me drunkenly animate your photos in about 25 to 60 days"

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 22 May 2020 00:49 (three years ago) link

wtf

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 22 May 2020 01:26 (three years ago) link

What I meant to say was Karl is NOT cool af lol

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 22 May 2020 01:45 (three years ago) link

lol

Jamal Crawford: Jerry Krauseā€™s rebuild plan was sign Tim Duncan, Tracy McGrady, GrantĀ Hill https://t.co/HTvqLKN0Sb

— Kurt Helin (@basketballtalk) May 22, 2020

lagāˆžn, Friday, 22 May 2020 03:10 (three years ago) link

tbf that's a great plan

fatuous salad (symsymsym), Friday, 22 May 2020 03:16 (three years ago) link

it would be really funny if late 90s free agency could have somehow been covered by modern journalism and social media.

there would be like 10 teams a year saying "oh yeah we're just going to sign [3 highly desirable free agents]"

call all destroyer, Friday, 22 May 2020 03:24 (three years ago) link

Orlando got two out of three, not bad

methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Friday, 22 May 2020 03:34 (three years ago) link

There was a brief moment where it seemed like Duncan was signing with Orlando. It got really close.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 22 May 2020 14:08 (three years ago) link

I agree that you canā€™t really do a great novak/roger/rafa documentary because aside from Novakā€™s somewhat odd religious beliefs theyā€™re just three nice guys who have played 40+ classic matches vs each other

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 22 May 2020 14:11 (three years ago) link

You could do a documentary about the life of Phil Taylor, the greatest darts player of all time who also is a total douchebag who commits sex crimes

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 22 May 2020 14:12 (three years ago) link

Tiger Woods one would be awesome though, every now and then I remember that he won the Masters a year ago which still blows my mind

frogbs, Friday, 22 May 2020 14:13 (three years ago) link

Tom Brady only played for ~50% of these games he claims to have won fairly

Morton Koopa Jr. Sings Elvis (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 22 May 2020 14:24 (three years ago) link

If Brady starts playing linebacker as well, shooting some gaps, getting a strip sack then throwing a TD pass, then maybe a documentary

Morton Koopa Jr. Sings Elvis (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 22 May 2020 14:26 (three years ago) link

that's why hoops are the best. they hype up "Brady vs. Manning!" but the two are never on the field at the same time. ditto for big name pitcher matchups or MVP outfielders on opposite teams

frogbs, Friday, 22 May 2020 15:01 (three years ago) link

Next one should be Gretzky. But they make the doc, film dustin johnson watching it in his home, then release that footage on hulu.

Morton Koopa Jr. Sings Elvis (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 22 May 2020 15:15 (three years ago) link

Finished the episode where he tears up. "That's how I played. You don't want to play that way? Then don't play that way". Read the emotions there arising as regret over the "price of winning".

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 22 May 2020 15:18 (three years ago) link

would be in favor of the wIlliams sisters, tiger, russell v. wilt, and giving jon bois a bigger budget to do whatever he wants

methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Friday, 22 May 2020 15:21 (three years ago) link

Yes

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 22 May 2020 16:12 (three years ago) link

http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2020/may/21/scottie-pippen-the-last-dance-michael-jordan

This was Jordan's project, right? Seems a little petulant. I only dipped in and out of the story as it was happening, in the 1990s, but I didn't feel the film was unfair to Pippen, or any less fair than you would expect knowing it's Jordan's project. You can adjust as necessary.

clemenza, Friday, 22 May 2020 17:52 (three years ago) link

The Jon Bois Mariners project is definitely the best sports documentary series of Spring 2020

fatuous salad (symsymsym), Friday, 22 May 2020 17:56 (three years ago) link

i really don't understand any objection to pippen's portrayal. everything in there about him has been well-known for years.

call all destroyer, Friday, 22 May 2020 18:14 (three years ago) link

MJ did call Pip selfish. But just for that one decision and it wasn't clear that he still feels that way. I also don't think Pip comes off badly in the doc, and it seems like if anything ILH likes him more after watching TLD.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 22 May 2020 18:15 (three years ago) link

tbf it was literally selfish to delay a surgery so that he would miss half the season. and none of the players really had a problem with it! but yeah, that was selfish.

call all destroyer, Friday, 22 May 2020 18:21 (three years ago) link


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