love* in the time of plague (and by love* i mean brexit* and other dreary matters of uk politics)

xxp I'm probably a bit complacent because nobody has it where I live, and I don't care if I get it, but I don't want to infect other people so I should probably care a bit more

heard an ice cream van last night for the first time in forever, tbh if i'd got cash in the house i'd've gone for one, probly not a Whippy tho

guardian have upped their puzzle game in the saturday edition during lockdown. that said, it's half the thickness it used to be but still the same price (to the point where i'd be better off with the radiotimes probably)

"Gloves certainly seem to be a bad idea, at least for shopping"

put them on before you go inside the shop/supermarket, chuck them into the nearest bin when you leave, as long as you aren't touching your face with them I think they are good imo

The demand for puzzles must be through the roof right now tbf.

and as if by magic here's the ice cream van

Saw an ice-cream van the other day and all I could think of was that League of Gentleman episode where his nose starts bleeding all over the Mr Whippy.

In Scotland the ice cream van is often a front for drug deliveries

it's the same in lots of places but frankly as long as they've got ice cream idgaf

https://www.addtoevent.co.uk/sites/default/files/styles/one_third/public/user/374299/supplier/images/d7a0c911-acce-4c20-9312-2b6aae7603c4.jpeg

Francis Rossi from yer Quo is related to this bunch, dodgy fuckers I believe

The PM has asked the Home Office and the Department for Health and Social Care to remove NHS and care workers from the NHS surcharge as soon as possible.

it's the same in lots of places but frankly as long as they've got heroin idgaf

profiles in courage xp

encouraging this mass fetishisation of an institution they are hellbent on privatising and destroying, as a distraction ploy from their own monumental incompetence is going to cause embarrassing u-turns. Until everyone get's bored with clapping.

they seem to be managing

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2020/may/04/uk-government-using-crisis-to-transfer-nhs-duties-to-private-sector

I'd sort of missed that it's a Bank Holiday on Monday (face it, a day is a day right now) and that's going to be an absolute clusterfuck if the weather stays this good.

In solemn memorium of the terrible events of May 2020, the Mayday bank holiday will be cancelled henceforth.

A good thread on how isolation has been out of the conversation, as a thing.

This is a really good thread, thanks for it, xyzzzz__

forecast is for a bit of a cooling off but still

i keep remembering and forgetting it's a bank holiday

bg otm re smack

I noticed at the start of the lockdown a lot of local heroin users were in disarray and hanging around fields to score on a regular basis. But that was obv just some nervous dealer teething problems that have been sorted now.

we could all learn a lot from those bold entrepreneurs

I keep hearing how construction is often lumped with outdoor work, the other day Varadkar said housebuilding is essentially outdoor work. That is so wrong, and to quote the guy with diabetes who works in the structural steel side of construction I was talking to yesterday: "how do you do social distancing sat in a van full of cunts for 2 hours every day".

seen a lot of non-essential building this week, also surprised at how essential estate agents apparently are

It's the oils.

huh

NHS staff and care workers from overseas to be exempt from having to pay surcharge to use health service https://t.co/zefM57g5GT

— BBC Breaking News (@BBCBreaking) May 21, 2020

Amazing u-turn and makes johnson look more of a cunt for ruling it out when challenged on it by Starmer before giving way just hours later. Win win.

Among the leading voices calling for a U-turn on the policy was Hunt, who introduced the fee in 2015 during his time as health secretary. The now chair of the health select committee urged the government to change its mind just as No 10 announced it was dropping the surcharge

I noticed at the start of the lockdown a lot of local heroin users were in disarray and hanging around fields to score on a regular basis. But that was obv just some nervous dealer teething problems that have been sorted now.

― calzino, Thursday, 21 May 2020 17:36 (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

There is a churchyard in Bethnal Green where I can no longer walk Winston that can sort anyone out in these unprecedented times

Although tbf it was getting worse and worse for the past couple months pre-c19 as they raided the brick lane nomadic gardens to death

is Winston a labradoodle puppy perhaps now slightly grown up i have some vague recollection of ?

have wondered what people are doing here now or at least when the lockdown first started and police seemed to be more actively enforcing it

I don't live right in the middle of the heroin epicentre of the south anymore I am about a mile away from it and we don't really have that much trouble, sometimes they come to the alleyways near me but I think only because the heat is on somewhere else and it's a temporary alternative. at least I haven't seen any of those spoon things on the ground lately

Winston is a 9 month all black labradoodle, yeah :) Size of a bloody horse, or so I thought until he got obsessed with the police horses they walk around here.

I remember asking when you first got him : is he a big labradoodle? yeah because the big ones are huge big beasts, smaller ones just as manically energetic but much smaller! all variants of Labradors make me laugh, the funniest dogs, like hanging out with a f/t clown!

At 9 months he’s at about 22 kilos and still growing, way above knee height. He’s already as big as a standard lab when I meet one in the park. Currently going through his twee teenager period, smelling flowers like anyone finds it cute and then rubbing his face like crazy on anything he can dirty (the vet got me some meds today). He isn’t that bad when it comes to being energetic but he has a worrying habit when he hasn’t worked it out in the park and going too fast around the horse, running head first into something solid without breaking that will slow him down for the rest of the day, whether he likes it or not. Nearly knocked over the TV yesterday giving himself a massive bump on the head yesterday; I went to go catch the TV, my gf went to go catch the dog, we ended up head butting each other!

How’s your lab? Oh wait, sorry for ruining the lol we are all gonna die thread

Melts, ey?

Douglas is a huge beast by lab standards. he's still intact so he's hard work at times. But i have introduced a snacky treats regime to his walk to condition him not to go doolally every time he get's a scent and run off. He's adjusting very well and is a vgb, he's grown into a stunningly beautiful dog, he's well socialised with other dogs, a bit of a handful at times but never grumpy. I might have topped myself by now without him. He brings me much more cheer than any humans do rn!

kier starmer is an insipid tory prick and I genuinely hope he dies a painful death btw.

As a current cat owner and former dog owner, dog talk is fine imo

I love it when you get those hilarious standoffs with salty dude cats that stubbornly stand their ground to dogs on the pavement with arched back and are not willing to give an inch - just total war!

obv the cat wins every time!

I'm thinking of doing a "I'd completely forgotten about who Lee Rigby is but tbf he was very unexceptional if we are going to be quite honest here" meme on twitter to own some Rangers fans, but you can't even disrespect dead soldiers these days without MI6 putting you on some list ... again!

cat talk is thread instaban tho

Yes the cat wins every time! Although with Winnie he can’t even win a fight with even dogs over the balcony - he’ll run inside when he hears a bark to start barking back to them. Does Douglas go mental over footballs? It’s the one thing we can’t seem to get a handle on, he loses his shit every time he sees one.

no he isn't that interested in footballs/tennis balls. When I'm out he's always more focused on meeting other dogs, and isn't that interested in humans or fetching things for them. When I used to bring a tennis ball out he'd play for keeps and never fetch it back to me and lose interest in it after 5 mins and lose it the long grass somewhere. Big sticks is his thing and if I try and take it off him he will play hard to keep it.

I’m jealous. Winnie loses his fucking marbles if he sees people kicking a ball around, will try to pull off his leash, he’s even been successful a few time and nicked some kids ball and ran around the park with it, parading his victory while no one can catch him. A couple times I’ve had to pick the big lug up and carry him kicking and screaming out the park to get him away when treats and distractions don’t work.

branch manager

xp

Funniest thing was when this bloke was trying to fly a kite with his daughter. Doug got tangled up in the string and just to make sure it was a proper tangle he ran around the kite master about six times. I feigned an angry act for show was pmsl when I got out of sight of flustered dad.

Seven years ago today, Lee Rigby was murdered while serving his country. We will never forget him or waver in our commitment to tackling violent extremism and hate.

— Keir Starmer (@Keir_Starmer) May 22, 2020

whit

can’t believe it’s been seven years since them slags done lee rigby. still freaks my nut to this day

Please rewrite all Starmer tweets in the style of Danny Dyer from now on.

we will never waver in our commitment to tackling hate

*tory islamophobia inquiry throbbing in the background*

I'll never forget this Ruggers fellow.